Coding is stupid

Its not, im just really fucking mad and hella stupid.
A cs major sent me this

@ V; .Z~M
|| :|:@ d
d’ d\@ jf
.*\:p#P |P
M `| W .@ Z
| .b :! d’ W’
| V W # .W**=m_
| !|| @ W’_ ~V;
|| M| _ Nm4| YmjL|PN_
# W#~ YN_W’YL#W#b
|; + |f `#’#8L
W ._#L_ .#,`’||
|, .WMP’ ~Mm#`Nm;d|
`| W Mmd#; .df
| M `M#@-W’
W !b WtZ’
M V; |P
|| b .@
D Y| .W’
j| ’j@’
jP’ L_mq=-_@’
.Z! jf
mf .W’
.@’
.@’
.@

thought it was a meme till I got to the last three lines and then I got real lost

I know this isnt tech support but help a lady out

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computerhope.com/jargon/r/regex.htm
asciiartfarts.com/20010118.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>help a lady out

tits or gtfo

Reply back your mom gay and call it a hard days work, then go back to shitposting.

literally will 4 code
ffs

sadly I cant reply, thats why im fucking pissed

>all ascii characters
>a lot of repeating characters
This should be relatively easy but I'm to concussed for this

the fuck you do to your head

It looks like regex. What was the context?

no timestamp. try again

What the fuck is that

1. Timestamp
2. State your business

clearly bait

Translates to:

OR: match either of the followings
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
@ V ;
AnyCharacterExcept\n
Z ~ M
Empty
:
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
: @ d d ’ d
@
j f
Repeat
AnyCharacterExcept\n
zero or more times
:
p # P
P M `
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
W
AnyCharacterExcept\n
@ Z
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
AnyCharacterExcept\n
b : ! d ’ W ’
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
V W #
AnyCharacterExcept\n
Repeat
W
zero or more times
zero or more times
= m _
!
Empty
@ W ’ _ ~ V ;
Empty
M
_ N m 4
Y m j L
P N _ # W # ~ Y N _ W ’ Y L # W # b
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
;
Repeat
one or more times
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
f ` # ’ # 8 L W
AnyCharacterExcept\n
_ # L _
AnyCharacterExcept\n
# , ` ’
Empty
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
,
AnyCharacterExcept\n
W M P ’ ~ M m # ` N m ; d
`
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
W M m d # ;
AnyCharacterExcept\n
d f
M ` M # @ - W ’ W ! b W t Z ’ M V ;
P
Empty
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
b
AnyCharacterExcept\n
@ D Y
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
AnyCharacterExcept\n
W ’ j
Sequence: match all of the followings in order
’ j @ ’ j P ’ L _ m q = - _ @ ’
AnyCharacterExcept\n
Z ! j f m f
AnyCharacterExcept\n
W ’
AnyCharacterExcept\n
@ ’
AnyCharacterExcept\n
@ ’
AnyCharacterExcept\n
@

Got caught doing something fucking stupid, had to publicly message on an open board. sent me this then we had to cut conversation.

fuck you im not about to take another photo of myself just for this. baka

my business is figuring out if this is even a thing

what does this mean

Looks like it matches for anything starting with this:

"V " so you could reply with any message beginning with V and a space

what the fuck are you new?
post a god damn timestamp bitch

I need you to talk to me like im stupid
because Im stupid
I dont understand what any of this means in any form

>take another photo of myself just for this
Do it and I'll explain in plain English what the code does.

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Don't reply yet... This will only match the first expression. He probably expects a match on all

this isnt reddit. if you dont post a tits {timestamp implied} you are the one that needs to gtfo

disregard that I was just a guy

You clearly can't follow instructions, I wonder why you're trying to decipher code at all.

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He sent you a regular expression. This will look for certain patterns in text.

You can think of it like scrabble where each line is a different possible word or part of a word you need to fill in

ask a woman a straightforward question, get a bullshit answer. every time.

>Got caught doing something fucking stupid, had to publicly message on an open board. sent me this then we had to cut conversation.

what the fuck does this mean? how does it in any way explain the context of your original post?

It looks like a happy merchant peering from a wall.

See thats what I thought it was but someone I asked to look over it said due to the last 3 lines, he thinks it might be more than just that

the whole point of a handrawn timestamp is that it is much more difficult to fake. so no, it doesn't count.

Enjoy your ban slut

ikik fucking stupid content. basically its the last thing he sent me before we were kind of forced to stop talking. He didnt give me any context or any way to solve it
I thought it was a joke for the longest time but a mate looked over it and convinced me to try and solve it
but im not exactly a genuis

I don't even understand why people like this are CS majors in the first place. I mean I know this is bait but the amount of people who want/expect to be spoonfed and piggyback off of other people in this major is unreal. Why not just do business if you don't want to actually learn anything. What do these people think, they're going to get a job and continue to do jack shit there too?

since you didnt post the whole snap you probably pulled a picture from memories and put the current timestamp on it. nice try?

Well this matches for all cases in the expression... maybe you can decipher something of it?

@ V; ::@ d d’ dP M ` W V W # ! @ W’_ ~V; M _ Nm4 YmjLPN_ # W#~ YN_W’YL#W#b ; , ` W Mmd#; M `M#@-W’ W !b WtZ’ M V; P b @ D Y W’ j ’j@’ jP’ L_mq=-_@’ Z! jf mf W’ @’ @’ @

fucking peace of shit

Means you're a stupid cunt for not being able to answer simple questions with straight answers

I fucking laughed
ban?

OP never said theyre a cs major but i'll bite.
I'm a cs grad working for a major tech company and getting a lot of shit done. In school i cheated my way out of all the maths/stats/english shit that i didn't care about. In exchange, i did people's programming assignments for them and got them over 90% usually. I like programming. The math stuff is cool but I could care less if i'm not writing code with it. I came into CS to write code, call me a code monkey and I wont even deny it.

I already know im a stupid cunt, why else would I be dumb enough to come here for help

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OP DELIVERS

very nice

Looks like some esoteric lang from the APL/J/K family. Try esolangs wiki?
esolangs.org/wiki/Language_list

Nice tits though

no im not a cs major, the 'friend' who sent it is.

Nvd lads shes not a troll lets help her out?

What the fuck is this language its written in anyways? When I first clicked on this threat I thought it was vim shortcuts. Did they not tell you anything else?

EXTREMELY RARE

SHE OPENED THE BOB
THE BOB
SHE OPEN IT
i don't know what doing now
i ask so much
i never seeing it
now i see it
i don't know what do

cheers

fucking what

>op actually delivered
well, shit
i guess we have to help her now?

It's valid regex... I think that's what it must be

Regex?
She probably has some message that matches the regex

I don't like the shape of your tits

when you show tits, everyone becomes nice baka
fair cop

he didnt tell me anything at all
Im really starting to think he's fucking with me

God damn i love when girls learn how to use Sup Forums. pull out your regex dicks niggers

Ask someone from codegolf.stackexchange.com they love shit like this

I already ran it through some testers and posted the results here:

OP does this string mean anything to you?

He sent it to you, any other context? Previous conversation? What did he say when he sent it to you? What exactly are you trying to figure out? It looks like regex (Regular Expressions).

Any other information you can give us?

computerhope.com/jargon/r/regex.htm

If you wanna learn what youre dealing with op, check out the link above.

Btw ur bobs are very beutiful please also show vegana

Please be in london

mod is a bitch lasagna for deleting the only joy we have here

What if this is a caesar cipher or whatever its called, where the symbols are corresponding not from 1-26 but ascii values 0-255, and must be shifted by a certain number?

Interesting how I make a thread about finding a CS job in Europe that gets deleted, yet this girl literally posts her tits on a SFW board and thread is still up. This board is such a fucking joke

OP, I regret you have been memed. Usually I would play along and say this is APL or something, but since you did

I'm going to try and help.

I don't know why the fuck people are talking about regex, this looks nothing like regex.

All you are seeing is a well known copy pasta, that's trimmed of spacing and one vital phrase. Pic related.

fuck up cunt

so this entire thread was bait..?

I missed a few characters, here is the full match:

@ V; Z~M ::@ d d@ jf :p#P ’ dP M ` W @ Z b :! d’ W’ V W # W=m_ ! @ W’_ ~V; M _ Nm4 YmjLPN_ # W#~ YN_W’YL#W#b ; , ` W Mmd#; M `M#@-W’ W !b WtZ’ M V; P b @ D Y W’ j ’j@’ jP’ L_mq=-_@’ Z! jf mf W’ @’ @’ @

LOL we got tits 4 this. i am happy

Shut the fuck up you stupid autistic whiny faggot this is a respecting women board

fuck off retard

Jesus fucking christ. I don't know whether to think OP is a master troll or that fucking dumb

I suspect for once it's not OP who's a faggot, but the CS person that sent it to her.

because its Sup Forums and this is a TITS OR GTFO thread. how new are you kid?

NOOO IM NOT EVEN OP I WANTED IT TO BE A SECRET CODE WE WERE GONNA CRACK IT TOGETHER AS A BOARD ;_;

nice tits, op. why do you want to find out what this means so badly? what did this guy mean to you?

No I mean all the people trying to 'decipher' a meme ascii image. They were either trolling or had no idea what they were talking about

No you shut the fuck up. This is not Sup Forums and threads like this are fucking cancer.

How did you manage to recognize this?
Also, where can I get the raw text to copypaste?

top kek

The context was presented as a puzzle and not some botched copy pasta ascii art.

soyboy faggot

fuckin' TROLLED.

Regex is a real thing look it up. Some niggas actually make vim binds/shortcuts that look like this too

well this was a fun thread

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Repost tits

I recognised it because I've seen it on forums before.

I googled something like "OKAY ASCII ART" and found it here.

asciiartfarts.com/20010118.html

Feeling smug in hindsight?

This looks absolutely nothing like regex. I have no concept of what the fuck this was based on.

I'm OP's friend and she asked me to post here just to let you know she thinks it's hilarious she was banned for titty

rip

This is literally what the regex translates to. It is in fact valid regex, albeit very shitty and useless regex

/TSlKZNZ imgur

Tell her if she wants to post more tits on Sup Forums, people will continue solve her problems.

make sure you tell her to ask more questions on Sup Forums. we could use some more tits around here.

She was not banned. Otherwise the thread would be 404

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our savior

the fuck is a female doing on Sup Forums anyway
Sup Forums is for Sup Forumsentoomen

haven't you heard? koder girlz are quite popular these days