>bigger than 5.5" (anything that's bigger than 5.5" is pleb-tier as it's too big and uncomfortable to use with one hand)
>resolution less than 2560x1440
>18:9 (99% of emulators don't support this yet)
>battery can't be removed
>notch (not necessarily Apple. Just notch)
>measly ~3500 mAh is the "new standard"
>dual camera (which I'll never use)
>Android 8.0 is an SJW'ing liberast and autistically screeching feminazi-pandering piece of shit for furfaggotring snowflake landwhales
>Android 8.1 is even worse
>LDAC still hasn't been implemented in third-party headphones (forcing you to buy Sony's garbage that only looks good on the outside, but have massive latency issues and other problems on the inside)
>Samsung fucked up AGAIN with battery, Note 8 is just as much of a bomb as Note 7 was
>They force you to bleed out 600+ dollarinos for anything ever just so slightly decent on the hardware side (buy it, goy!)
>2017 in a nutshell
Y U DO DIS!?
Y U DO DIS TO ME, MOBILE MARKET!?
Fuck you. No. NO! Fuck YOU! YOU! YES, YOU! FUCK YOU! I'M GOING HUAWEI AND XIAOMI NEXT YEAR! FUCK YOU! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT! I DON'T CARE IF THEY'RE CHINKS OR NOT, I'M FULLY MOVING CHINA SHIT STARTING NEXT YEAR! FUCK YOU, SAMSHIT, GET FUCKING NUKED BY KIM! AND APPLE...FUCKING KYS. OFF YOURSELF. NOW. FUCKING NOW.
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Huawei and Xiaomi are chinkshit and the build quality is terrible.
I told you - off yourself, Macfag.
All smartphones are chinkshit and the build quality is terrible because "much homosexual thin shit".
Other brands are slightly better as they are actually accountable to customers.
maybe if you weren't a manlet with small hands you could enjoy 6 inch phones
I have VERY big hands, literal shovels, so no, FUCK YOU. Anything bigger than 5.5" is uncomfortable as fuck EVEN with my big hands.
Unplug from the matrix. You don't need a "smartphone". Buy some budget shit, use it for basic shit, and whenever you feel annoyed at something, remind yourself that you're choosing to spend your energy on something more important.
you're mom didnt mind my 6"
>Buy some budget shit, use it for basic shit
My main type of smartphone usage is emulation (both gaming and other software). I can't buy very budget shit as I need power and speed, but NOT for fucking 600+ Illuminati tickets, for fuck's sake.
upvoted, i relate to this
0/10. You need to try way harder than just that, kid.
Why would 2560x1440 be necessary for a 5.5" screen?
Dumb frogposter.
>bigger than 5.5" (anything that's bigger than 5.5" is pleb-tier as it's too big and uncomfortable to use with one hand)
Manlet.
>resolution less than 2560x1440
Do you hate performance and battery?
>18:9 (99% of emulators don't support this yet)
>gaming on a phone
>measly ~3500 mAh
3400 is enough for 10h SOT on my OP5. I physically can't discharge it in under a day.
>Android 8.0 is an SJW'ing liberast and autistically screeching feminazi-pandering piece of shit for furfaggotring snowflake landwhales
Where?
>LDAC
Wireless is a meme.
>They force you to bleed out 600+ dollarinos for anything ever just so slightly decent on the hardware side (buy it, goy!)
Hardware tops out at $500, after that you're paying for worse performance.
Ultimately perfect ratio of screen size to PPI. Anything larger in resolution is overkill and e-peen waving, and anything smaller requires antialiasing.
>Hardware tops out at 500$
>He/she/it doesn't know
>3400 is enough for 10h SOT on my OP5. I physically can't discharge it in under a day.
How? Best I can get from my OP5 is 8.5h
>Android 8.0 is an SJW'ing liberast and autistically screeching feminazi-pandering piece of shit for furfaggotring snowflake landwhales
explain
You may not like it, but that's what peak performance looks like. And it costs $500.
Just browsing web. Offline reading is even longer. I'm using a custom ROM without gapps though, but from what I gathered stock ROM + EAS-enabled kernel gets you even better battery.
guess youre moms a kiddy fiddler then :D:D:D:D:DD:DD:D:D:D:DDDDDDD
Emojis. Look them up.
>Emojis
Every OS is sjw garbage then.
>One Plus
>Peak performance
>caring about emojis
>being this in denial
emojis are defined by unicode, not google
No, Android 8.0 is the worst. There are literal pro-pedophile (several of them!), "gender neutrality" BS, "anti-white" and terrorist-endorsing emojis in it. They weren't there in 7.0/7.1, they've added this fucking atrocious garbage in 8.0, just because of the massive buttmad they've got when Trump won and started successfully Making America Great Again.
So that makes the entire OS shit, I understand now. Thank you, reddit.
No, SJW'ing feminazi and furfaggotring scum-pandering emojis are just tip of the iceberg. Android 8.0 has massive problems on technical side of things too.
>Literal manchild rant
Get out Sup Forums
Like what
Like that it's ridden with backdoors, that it's unstable as fuck, and that it barely works with third party software, and even by itself too. It's fucking horrendous.
>Android 8.0 has massive problems on technical side of things too
Like what? In one update Google made a massive crackdown on laze manufacturers, battery draining apps and old API abuse(with the new play market rules). 8.0 is the best thing to happen to Android since Kitkat.
>8.0 is the best thing to happen to Android
>Like that it's ridden with backdoors
Nothing changed then.
>unstable as fuck
Haven't noticed.
>barely works with third party software, and even by itself too
Works on my machine™
Only one more year bros. 5-inch bliss
...
Hope you'll like it just like your Purism laptop :^)
What's the resolution? What's the hardware?
To both questions: garbage.
kek
So is it FOSS or not?
>bigger than 5.5" (anything that's bigger than 5.5" is pleb-tier as it's too big and uncomfortable to use with one hand)
We don't need to hear about your dick.
Which are the ones you're having trouble with?
>He completely ignores the terrorist emoji and thinks it's "acceptable"
I just want a small-ish screen and a big battery. Maybe some RAM and a storage slot. Probably security updates. Clean system with very little, if any, shovelware. Couldn't give a shit about resolution or camera. Maximum price of $300.
I can't believe absolutely no other customer wants the same thing I do. It wouldn't be that hard to make.
Motorola has a fresh, cheap phone with 5k mAh battery but it's fucking phablet-sized.
>99% of emulators don't support this yet
This told me everything I need to know about you. You're a disgusting autistic neckbeard, Android is and always will be 2nd rate pajeetware.
Which one is the terrorist?
The Muslim ones right?
What else?
reminder that google still uses an emoji associated with white nationalism
It will be but the baseband but they are seeing what they can do. And fyi the specs haven't been revealed besides the screen size
How are 1000$ phones even worth it when I can lurk Sup Forums and watch porn just as well with 150$ phone? What does it do better?
They state that its iXM8 (a 2013 ARM CPU) and 1920x1080. No RAM though.
Anything after marshmallow was a mistake
Games and gaming emulation.
Smoother and faster everything. You "can" do all of this even on a $20 device.
Handlet fuck off. 5.5 is the MINIMUM acceptable size.
>iPhone daa best :))
>nope it can't do X
>HAHAHAHAHHH DOESN'T COUNT, ONLY WOULD USE THIS
too bad pajeets are still superior to white girls(male) like you
5" is minimum, 5.5" is the maximum.
Said the pleb who never held a Huawei or tried their lowest tier a few years ago. They are light years ahead of Applel these days when it comes to build quality.
5.5 minimum, 6.4 maximum.
Stilusfag detected, KYS.
Their android skin is ultra garbage though, this alone stops me from buying one. Custom ROM scene is looking grim as well.
Tы чё, пидopaш?
....what? Suka Blyat, is that you?
Why would you need a stylus on a screen that big? You're aware only sammy use them, and they aren't even the biggest phones, right?
Moto G is smooth and fast. Does the extra 850$ just shave off couple fractions of a second from load times and add 120hz screen?
Android can't 'work'. It can barely do anything.
>Why would you need a stylus on a screen that big?
Because you can't reach everything with one hand and it's uncomfortable as fuck even with two. Padphones/Phonepads are the worst shit the mobile market ever shitted out on to us in the last 10 years. Anything bigger than 5.5" is fucking atrociously uncomfortable even with big hands.
But that's wrong, retard, stylus only makes sense for fat people with tiny screens whose fingers are too fat to accurately use the screen due to fatness. In other words, YOU are the stylusfag. You've ALWAYS been the stylusfag.
t. someone who've never owned such a phone. You simply can't go back to smaller screens after you tried one.
I'm the guy you replied to and wow you are stupid. See
Very lazy, shillomo. I understand the Christmas pay was good, but god damn.
$850 don't. But $350 do
>5'10"
>go from 4.3" phone to 5.7"
>absolutely amazing
>go down to 5.5"
>left feeling empty
>go up to 6"
>pure magic
Know how I know you're a fucking dwarf?
Phones are like dildos.
I want this too, i think there are enough of us for it to be viable, that they don't cater to it is bs.
My 5 year old nokia lumia 520 is now faster than every 1 year old flagship android i've used, so i guess fuck android. Never used iphones but im sure they're the same, slow garbage after a year or two. Now that nokia is dead i'm at a loss for another phone that wont be a slow piece of shit in 2 years.
I didn't know they added a pierogi emoji
I guarantee that it's not faster than any phone running clean Android. Why do people keep saying Android when they actually mean Samsung.
How big is too big? Best thing I can find is the Redmi 4 Prime. MIUI is bad, but flash LineageOS and you're golden.
Omg are you me? Also 5"10 and went from 4.3 to 5.7 at first I thought it was too big phone but now I don't ever wanna go less than 5.5.
>5'10"
>calling someone else a dwarf
You're still not fully male.
I'm 175cm and I certainly know what you mean. The first one I had was a slim smaller one, but now I have gotten a 7" and thicker one and it's much better. Honestly it's a bit big though and I thinka 6" had been better.
>2018
>scaley dinosaurs
Shithead, the point is even short people like big phones, meaning he must be a lawn gnome to think 5.7"+ is "too big". Yes, I get to call him a fucking dwarf.
>people like big phones
Let me settle this once and for all: people that love big phones love it because they don't own tablets, PCs, gaming consoles and HDTVs. Of course they want big phones if it's their one and only device. Practical people use their phones on-the-go, for short tasks and need it to be portable in the first place. So let me FTFY:
>only poorfags and kids like big phones
>people that love big phones love it because they don't own tablets, PCs, gaming consoles and HDTVs
I have all of those things. Small phones suck an ass.
>Practical people use their phones on-the-go, for short tasks
Bigger screens make these short tasks easier and more comfortable to accomplish because I don't have to fucking squint.
>and need it to be portable in the first place
What are you trying to cram it into that little condom pocket in your jeans? Even a 6.4" phone is plenty portable.
Why are you buying phones often enough for it to matter? Get a phone from a few years ago that meets your requirements and then use it for 5-10 years. Custom ROM support should get you the latest android that whole time.
>he feels the need to have a big screen, so he pretends it's not uncomfortable to hold a big phone
Just because everyone is used to it now doesn't mean it's actually less awful. Same with touchscreen typing.
So, whenever a memer calls you a manlet because you don't need a big-ass phone, call him a poorfag because there's a big chance he is one.
poorfag