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It's bank holiday weekend, time to bang slags and stop moaning about being a lonely virgin

edition

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korean pop

what's that first and second like

so lads I have a gf but I still flirt with an internet friend in America and she sends nudes sometimes

Am I doing something wrong? I've never met this girl and never will, she's just someone I met on a game like 10 hears ago way before I had this gf. It's harmless innit

Nah your gf would be very pissed off if she found out

:( but it's just a bit of cheeky banter with an old friend. It won't go anywhere

Doesn't matter, she'll see it as cheating. Women get incredibly jealous about stuff like that.

It's harmless, but your gf will be mad.

Red red waaaaan

Goes to me heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Makes me forget maalaaaaa

Ecstasy whoaaaaa

So sweet, ma nigga

Which country will be the first to do away with traditional gender roles?

I'd like to think Britain, but in reality it'd probably more likely be Sweden.

>implying you wouldn't get mad if it was the other way around

both ways la, if you'd get mad about it then you should stop doing it yourself.

i really liked how /brit/ collectively ignored my post last thread

yeah man it was good fun, i kinda regret it and some of the stuff i ended up involved in in that time of my life but hey could be worse

don't even smoke weed not

eating speed gives me full on but manageable psychosis now ahah, gosh

slags lads

stop parking ticketing the mandem

yeh mate flirting and sharing nudes with a girl whilst you have a gf is totally fine. nothing wrong there at all.

jfc.

Rohanne, Rohanne! The beacons are lit! Gondor calls for aid!

Hehe

black/wigger brits are ruining /brit/

harmless for you and the relationship as a whole but she would hate that, imagine if it was the other way around?

ive done this myself

do slags get these giant mirrors specially installed?

Who /grime/ here?

honestly need to ban the irish and leaves.

Rasheed

usually not sizeable, he lied a lot about stupid stuff like having a girlfriend, not having money when he owed me, instead spending it on weed then not telling me, etc.

didn't really understand why he lied so much about everything but it really made it difficult for me to trust that what he was saying was the truth which was quite annoying.

It's ironic you mongoloid

Fucking dibs on the glasses sheila
first in first served

>grime

I just want truly submersive VR tech to be invented so I can finally have a gf. Is that too much to ask?

t. bank holiday wanker

Might claim to be a witch to improve my historical oppression points

dunno. lying about having a gf seems like a pretty big one.

i have a mate who does that shit though. will lie about not having money and will then blow his money on dumb shit, pretends to pay you back via bank transfer but somehow the money goes through. the weirdest part is the level of offense he takes when you don't cover him for shit because he won't pay you back.

Even aussie hip hop is better than grime.

youtube.com/watch?v=6NnaPkZpYlY

its just not that good hey

stop merking the mandem -_-

FREE SIXTY

this feels really good when you do it irl
just wanted to let you know

grime?

more like "crime"
Against MUSIC

Is Melbourne bounce still a big thing down under?

hahahaah man this cunt hahaha
can sorta blame this and instagram for the lil faux-eshays that are everywhere around sydney and melbourne now

*opens thread*
*skims straight to the bottom, past all of your rubbish posts*
*plonks this post at the bottom of the thread*

*leaves*

Can't wait to watch some manufactured drama in formula 1

America has always had a great seafaring culture but currently is far and way the best and largest in the world

Many of our great admirals such as Bull Halsey are counted amongst the all time greats in the history of naval warfare

Not to mention our commercial and recreational fishing industries which dwarf any other nation in comparison

going to be one of those days where I am tired all day thanks for reading

@64057475
Terrible post. Go and tell /fr/ how you have the greatest army/military achievements of all time while you're at it.

Turn left has way better drama

Barely a race goes by without drivers wrecking one another and getting into fist fights on pit road

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JME type of mandem to call police and clear badmans yard so he can pokemon go wi out getting merked

very poor show

just got sent some very nice pictures

>us navy

10 year olds are possibly adults?

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just thinking about how badly my ex treated me lads and considering sending her a rant on FB. haven't spoken to her in nearly a year and have a new, better gf now but it still stings a bit to remember

good idea y/n?

What does this even mean?

I hate this fucking website

>the alt right mascot

serious black British are the worst, what have they ever contributed to the UK? America they contributed jazz, rock, food, rap etc on the UK all they contributed was rudeboi gang shit. Fucking Jamaicans

>It's bank holiday weekend
>I work for a bank
>Got to do overtime on Sunday

In less than a week I've worked this shitty job for a year straight.

Think I'll pack it in after new year. Maybe learn a trade or start my own business or something.

shut up blud

No, why the fuck would you do that

You should be proud

Our seafaring culture was birthed out of your own

...

hahaha silly bugger

real lads gone but mate, cant tell what's what anymore

>jazz, rock, food, rap

all shit

are you a literal woman

no, obviously fucking not. block her on fb so you can't look her up or see her shit on mutual friends walls etc.

which one?

dunno, just had some time to think and realise i was way too nice to someone that turned out to be a cunt. feel like she needs a shouting at

che

no

me in the back

morgan freeman

Sweden, maybe France.

Despite the memes, if you go outside of central London, British people are still incredibly conservative.

getting my foot on the housing ladder
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won some olympic medals

She's not going to actually take it in though. Waste of time.

cracking norks

JME type o mandem to follow up 'serious' with serious 2 then chirps birds about being big time grime star but call weed smoking mandem wastemen

very sad

block her and out it out of your mind
I had an ex that sent me a rant and I just told everyone and laughed at it

babysoul?

Haha no absolutely do not restore contact even a years after

Sent my first ex a message talking about how I was over her a year after we broke up and she never replied
It sounded really weird and hippieish because I was smoking a ton of weed at the time

Still cringe even though it's been three years ahaha

>all that leftist propaganda

jazz is good but chet baker was the best jazz musician so who gives a fuck.

Oh come on they're not even through puberty yet

Pic related is my favourite non American naval figure of all time

I really want to go to the museum and see the stern piece of the HMS Royal Charles

bender

babysoil

She will think you're an absolute freak and send it to her friends. Not only that but your current gf will find out and think you're still hung up on your ex.

And you'll still be outbid by some homes under the hammer paki with a 20 house portfolio

JME kind of mandem to get egg mayo, sparkling water & veggie crisps in tesco meal deal

cold out

fucked it

reminder that the Koreans still have the best.

MLK or Freeman has the biggest BBC you reckon?

go fuck a teakettle you bitchass calling cookies biscuit ass fucking muslim ass bitch how about you lose an entire seafaring empire again faggot your great grandmother needed so much dick your country took over the world to get her enough go fuck some black pudding while thinking of the queen faggot your food is so shit africa chased you out so they could go back to eating dirt dont you have a muslim bull to prep or is it time to put fucking beans on fucking toast & pretend you dont want to kill yourself are you gonna pray to allah when youre done here or jack it with your big ben dildo

id tell you to slit your wrists but you dont have ANY FUCKING KNIVES DO YA

i tried searching "best blowjob ever" on pornhub but all i could find was your COUNTRY FUCKING SUCKING BITCHFAG

business idea: expulsion of pakis from Europe

Y/n lads?

impossible, my ex and current gf have no mutual link other than myself

cancel that, she's eating out of the palm of my hand

wanking to longmint again lads

all original culture is eventually absorbed into the mainstream, thanks capitalism

>expulsion
from Earth you mean.

up and coming area? getting a few hundred grand next year and want to buy a couple of properties to let up north 2bh. just starting my research.