Imagine being janny in this thread and having to be all like "damn, hotpockets, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your excessive carbs and horrific amounts of sodium. I would totally have sex with you, both my janny account and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another /brit/ lad in his banned-room. Like seriously imagine having to be Janny and not only sit in that chair while Australian shitpost proudly in front of you, the Australian memes barely concealing their intolerable sense of fun, and just sit there, thread after thread, ban after ban, while they perfected shitposting. Not only having to tolerate their monstrous fucking flag but their haughty attitude as everyone on the board tells them they're THE GREATEST POSTERS EVER, WOW AUSTRALIANS ARE *THAT* FUNNY?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch their fucking shitposting fucking gay ass faggot shit posts contort into types of weird posts you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of anime body pillows and later alleged rape /cum/ victims for your ENTIRE UNPAID MODERATING CAREER. You've never even seen posts fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on their palms, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to remain unpaid to sit there and revel in their "brilliance"(for that is what they call themselves)" shitposting, the shitposting they worked so hard for with personal meme trainers in the previous threads. And then one lad calls for another /brit/ thread, and you know you could kill every single person in this thread before the website admin could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking janny. You're not going to lose your future unpaid career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear the Australian posters.
Ban evasion? Off topic? Avatarfagging? Haha wow, everybody should probably report this post.
Carter Jackson
Hmm..
So I was going to post something along the lines of "the janny is a cuck" but as I was walking to the router to reset it, in a moment of quiet reflection I had an epiphany: The jannys are actually pretty good guys.
I'm sure they enjoy the Easter posting just as much as the next user, but rules are rules, and in order to keep this place full of interesting and positive discussion of international cultures, they must be enforced.
I'm sure he took absolutely NO pleasure whatsoever as he submitted the ban request. He did it for the good of the board and this community and you KNOW he feels sincere about his duty, because he does it for free.
So I just want to use this post to thank the jannys and moderators of Sup Forums, they really are the unsung heroes of the community. Thank you based Mr Janny!
Elijah Gonzalez
anime does nothing good for us or anyone edition
Aiden Peterson
just a reminder that /brit/ is a normie general and virgins aren't allowed
Aaron Campbell
I love anime
Wyatt Foster
fast-forward 20 years and you walk in on your daughter making this video
Would honestly prefer it if she were a camwhore, at least then she'd be making dosh and it'd be exactly what I'd have done at her age if I were a pretty girl
Michael Myers
Americans are so fucking cringeworthy all the time
Jonathan Gonzalez
I'm 22 and have never fucked anyone above 19 literally no point to date girls past their prime (18-22) if you're a male
Sebastian Young
introduce her to the local blacks
Gabriel Collins
>daughter also, I mean I'm a bit mental, but I hope my offspring don't turn out that fucked up haha. anime is cancer.
Mason Bell
Put her on haloperidol
Isaac Morris
Productive day so far: 2 poos, 2 wanks.
Cooper Phillips
I'd just be happy she isn't speaking ebonics.
Lincoln Powell
t. Tommy Wong
Lucas Brown
>girl texts me asking me to 'distract her' what the fuck am I meant to do HELP
Nicholas Gomez
I'm 20, virgin and can't get it up for 3D. what do
David Mitchell
Imagine having a son, raising it from birth, feeding it, clothing it, teaching it, watching it grow up... and then it just goes and turns out to be an autistic nonce that watches fucking anime despite all your hard work.
Think I'd rightly drown it and then myself gbh.
Alexander Wood
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Luke Flores
who /drinking and shitposting/ here
Easton Cook
Still. She would be like a 9/10 in Britain.
Oliver Hernandez
I agree but I'm 27 now so it's too late for me to get girls that young
Seems like all the young girls who want old guys have serious issues that will wear off on you over time
American women aren't as good looking as you think they are
Noah Myers
didn't break any of those rules
Benjamin Howard
Just flown my plane over this dickhead's house haha can see him going mental down there through the binoculars
Going round for a second pass now
Thomas Morgan
why have alt-right turned on Sargon of Mossad
Hudson Brown
normgoblins at work think i'm genius because i read books they haven't heard of and that aren't in the amazon charts
Sebastian Gutierrez
OP here, just got back from Janny's office
He had quite a few stern words with me about this edition! Haha
Isaac Wilson
as someone who is into aviation, i envy you
Nicholas Gonzalez
Later
Jason Gray
just weighed in at 80.6kg
Wyatt Bailey
i can't handle this amount of normieness
Austin Perez
honour killing
Noah Carter
*picks you up and spins you around*
Levi James
>Your daughter is a weaboo or >Your daughter is a coalburner
Which do you pick?
Andrew Cook
British women are top tier t b h
Good job on meme'ing everyone into believing they're ugly so you can keep the nonwhites from shagging them
Jaxon Anderson
surrey/sussex?
Julian Thompson
wow not staged at all
Nicholas Sullivan
Hello my dudes
not sure what to do today tbqhwy
Currently browsing the 'seek and perusing RA hehe
Wyatt Peterson
We have a much better selection at least and you don't find many fake tans outside of New Jersey guidos.
Jose Martin
miau! :D
Adrian Richardson
It's not our meme, pure bullying :(
Parker Moore
depending on the weather, I get the a380 very low over my gaff. Might invest in an aa gun.
Leo Nguyen
Coalburner and hope she has a son that I can turn into a professional athlete then become his agent so I get 10% of all his earnings
Jeremiah King
coalburner, I'm not a racist, I just really fucking hate nip """culture""".
Joshua Nelson
Just applied basic group interaction theory to this girl in Tesco and I tell you what lads she sucked me off right there and then
Adrian Diaz
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Charles Watson
> try to stealth fart in public > comes out much louder than expected
James Green
k so lads I have a gf but I still flirt with an internet friend in America and she sends nudes sometimes
Am I doing something wrong? I've never met this girl and never will, she's just someone I met on a game like 10 hears ago way before I had this gf. It's harmless innit
Thomas Powell
what is it about Finns and Bruce that makes them so good at memes
I must perform autopsies on them
Nathan Clark
> try to stealth fart in public > it's a shart
Jayden Butler
>be you in a club >girl comes up to you dancing like this
>choosing ''your daughter having a sex with a black man'' over a ''daughter who likes the odd anime''
fucking hell lad
Jayden Foster
If it weren't for Mao then China would still be an agrarian backwater
Same with Stalin and Russia
Christopher Miller
...
Christopher Walker
Went out in the piss and some lad came up to me in front of what I assume was his girl and started talking shit about how I look big and how much do I lift etc
Been doing PPL for 2 years but told him nah lad, gym? Never been in one, I just go hiking every so often
Look on his face will keep me warm at night
Tyler Perry
Manchester. Normally not under the flight path but about once every 10 days the wind changes enough that they send every cunting plane over my direction instead of over stockport
Nathaniel Perry
nothing for around 40 miles according to that map, tough there are a few small army bases near but I doubt they'd be nuked.
Noah Ramirez
Why are so many ausfail women so manly and horse-faced?
Dominic Kelly
> tfw i'm the guy with that original image
Nolan Sanders
have to pack up ALL my shit coz im moving house
massive ball ache
Brayden Allen
Mate made me watch some PUA video and expected an instant change in my personality, that I would suddenly become good at approaching women.
Caleb Cruz
>PPL?
He'd have to be an utter spastic to think you can get gains by hiking.
