COUNTRY FOR LESS THAN 40 YEARS

>COUNTRY FOR LESS THAN 40 YEARS
>STARTS A WORLD WAR
are GERMans violence-loving apes by nature?

>are GERMans violence-loving apes by nature?
yes we are, we love war :3

I thought all the swedes were still asleep.

>EUROPEANS

sharter

>Conquers Mexican land, pushes natives off of their ancient territories
>Uses total war to crush resistance in the South
>Picks a fight with Spain from a false flag and steals their colonies
>Winning side of both world wars
>Can still invade or bomb other countries with impunity

Germoney can't even compete

>implying germany started ww1

no we can't compete with you, burgers are to supreme for us

My friends, it has often been said that I like war.

Friends, I like war.

No, friends, I love war!

I love holocausts. I love blitzkriegs. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges, I love mop-up operations, and retreats.

Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of war that can occur upon this earth.

I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle.

My heart leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed into the air and cut to pieces by well placed sniper rounds.

And there is nothing like a tank operator using a Tiger 88 to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire, is such an exquisite feeling.

Like when ranks of infantry brandish their bayonets rushing into the enemy line. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long-dead enemy.

The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is an irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing, than the sounds made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they're mowed down by ear piercing schmeissers!

When a band of pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 ton bombshells, I'm in ecstasy.

I love it when my forces are ravaged by a Russian armored division. It's so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped, and killed.

>>Winning side of both world wars

ahahah the russians saved your asses

and this had been decades ago now your are leading in obesity and diabetes

Wtf dude

WW1 had minimal help from the US and WW2 had the Soviet Union carrying the Allies until the very end, but in neither cases Germany would be able to invade the US with the British navy still there.

You forgot the shart in Mart part

>implying love to violence is only ape's treat
>know nothing about history
>live in socialist country

I beat you would like to be cuckold

Deutschland Deutschland uber alles
Uber alles in das wörld

Deutschland erwache!

He is quoting some chinese cartoons

That's from Hellsing Ultimate, i think.

you have their filthy blood

Germany didnt start world war 1 it was the Jews
Same as WW2...

fuck off naziboo