Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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Fuck off back to 2ch, gook

rude

Fuck off back to 2ch.ru, ruskie

It is not nice to bully Japanese posters.

Please back to Putin's tinko

海外じゃあマネークリップ付けてても意味無い

oops I made a new thread before I saw your post

You looks became more fat cuter onigiri

>You can't have the web site where go back
kek

why can't you?
You don't have a driving license?

otsu for my Korean waifus

Left looks like a chink.
Middle looks like a gook.
Right looks like a cumskin.

Why do chinks always look dull and frigid like this?

I can fuck center one..

too big, expensive and dangerous
I will try everything to study there, get a Korean-American wife and move there

取り返すのを断念するのがよく分からん
素直にコミュ障だから向こうの人に相談するの無理ですって言えばいいのに

do they fuck chads or gaijin with big cocks on the side?

I want to show you the mansion I have chosen to live in in Osaka, but I don't want japs knowing where I will live in the future.

It's in shinsaibashi, 24man/month, 34th floor, 1 LDK, panoramic views of the city.

Very impressive, the japs women will love it

そういや今日24時間テレビの日か
高畑裕太が捕まって大変だったろうな

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I'm gonna travel around Cali to Las Vegas with a motorcycle next year or in 2 years. Dukno yet
Doesn't seem that hard if you know what to do and where to go

I have fixed this.

can u even speak english

no sry

I didn't know you were rich and suicidal

>hating Japanese
>want to live in Japan
>want to fuck Japanese woman

wtf he must be masochist.

What? Are you americaboo?

i want to rape a qt yamato girl

>spoof GPS to Osaka on tinder
>put ad on """"""""language exchange"""""" website yesterday
>12 girls messaged me this morning

kek japs literally QUEUEING UP for the big white cock

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Why do you american like raping so much?
I saw a statistics that show 1/5 of American women have been raped.

I just like burgers

>Japs still don't understand 風刺.
Reminder that you would be the exact same like all those shit asian countries had it not been for whites

>Come in pre-WW1, have to baby feed you how to fucking make bricks
>Come in post WW2, have to unban porn and set up proper freedoms for your people

who would an asian girl choose as bf?
this ugly as hell billionarie chink man

asian girls are so exotic with their black hair and black slant eyes, cute button noses and porcelain doll-like skin

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or this typical white euro dude?

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Is there no burger king in france?

Only kababs.

lmao his face looks like this

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40 minutes until my gf's train arrives
I hope it won't be weird. I don't know if I should hug her, shake hands or just say hi
I'm so nervous. I also don't know if I should pay for her food
fuck

>average jap male

-works 90 hours every week
-earns 250,000 yen/month MAX
-Has no hobbies, is boring
-Small dick
-Emotionless robot
-No friends
-Short
-Fat from not exercising, eating like shit and smoking

>Me(white master race)

-over 6 foot
-large penis
-doesn't have to work
-lives in nice apartment
-Has GOAT hobbies(basketball and piano)
-Muscular body
-Perfectly healthy in every way

KEK, do japs even stand a chance?

Do they eat kebab with french fry?

leave the japs alone

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Why will you move to japan even though you have many friends in your country?

Karen

>Why will you move to japan even though you have many friends in your country?

Hello newfriend, you seem uninformed

ヨーロッパの難民はよくわからん。
かつて日本に来た難民はこんなのだ。
助けるに決まってる。これを追い出したら鬼畜だ。
ヨーロッパに行く難民はなんで犯罪する余裕があるの。

>move to japan
>now have a japanese flag
>pretend to be a tourist and meet up with a jap from here
>he has no idea who I am
>drop hints that I used to live in thailand
>see his face sour as he puts the pieces together, realizing that he's gonna be buried in a ditch off the tokyo expressway within the hour

ヨーロッパの難民はわざと入れてるよ
ソロスのオープンソサエティの流出文書にも記述があった

俺は天才
お前は天災

>-Perfectly healthy in every way
Hmmm...

all the japs are too afraid to meet up with gaijin here. there have been others who have posted in the thread that visited japan, the jap posters refused to meet up with them

せやな
て、やかましいわ!

Da, just because the voices in my head tell me to do things, doesn't make me any less healthy than you, my friend.

It's odd
Because I know that Japanese user met Australian guy in Tokyo

desu Why I have to filthy gaijin guys?
I will met with white chicks to have sex.

何の難民か知らんが、ベトナム戦争の時の難民なら受け入れを渋っていたよ。
そんで当時のヨーロッパの連中が日本の対応を非人道的だとか言って批判してた。

そんなヨーロッパの人たちが今はこの様。
はっきり言ってヨーロッパ人は他の国の事に口出しする資質が全くないと思う。

内戦があって1千万人も難民って有り得ないだろ。
原爆でも落ちたのか

Are you Karen?

I'm going to meet a Japanese user from here in Seoul
You just have to be a nice person and not a weeaboo rapist

【審議中】( ´・ω) (´・ω・) (・ω・`) (ω・` )
天災って言えば、また台風が来るよ。
嫌だなあ。

へえ、そうなんだ。
でもインドシナからの移住者は、いまでも大勢いるよ。
そしてある程度渋ることも必要だと思う。
でも追い返したという話は聞いたことが無い。

アメリカ人て実はくそはっぱよりくそなポスターなんじゃないかと思っている

オフ会やらないか
怖がることではないから

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オーストラリアでやるのか

常にオンライン

Post Japanese police women

× 外人と会うのが恐い
○ Sup Forums民とオフ会するのが恐い

Turkish people who escaped from war can't work in Japan because government forbid them to work.
So they work for construction company illegally.

diamond.jp/articles/-/98445

知らん
僕はやった事ない

拒否したというか、船で逃れてきたベトナム難民を日本が受け入れに難色を示して、船の上で待ちぼうけ状態だった。
結局見かねたアメリカが引き取ったって話だったよ。

当時は国際的に大バッシングだったらしいが、そもそもアメリカが発生させた難民だしなあ。

でもこのスレの皆さんはとても優しくていい人でしょ
全滅

She is a celebrity and just cosplaying for a event.

>でもこのスレの皆さんはとても優しくていい人でしょ
Chip nong win hong to you, sir

Don't ruin my dream!

ひどいな、お前

knulle deg
hvem er du?

>アメリカが発生させた難民

違うだろ。ベトナム戦争は北と南の内戦だ。ベトナム人が悪い。
自国の問題なんだから自分たちで解決するべき

>japs have to get on a packed train every fucking morning, just to get to their slave zoo

fucking kek, it really is no wonder why the suicide rate is so high there

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お前がSup Forums民じゃないイギリス人なら喜んでオフ会するよ

epic

Sup Forums is bad for meeting up

オーストラリア人はどう? (´・ω・`)

what are you doing in thailand?
you sick fuck

just got these at the Chinese store, they're so new the girl behind the counter had trouble with them

Btw I will message Qihan to ask her if she wants to go on a date in a few minutes

もちろん
でもほらSup Forums民だから俺らお互いに

just ignore him, everyday he's sperging out the same shit over and over again like a very sad neckbeard who will kill himself eventually

None of your beeswax Mario, now I suggest you move along before you get hurt

I met the Korean user and he didn't rape or kill me
The bad people are all white or black

Do you like CALPIS?
I saw a german who say CALPIS taste bad.

Well yeah pretty sure every has known I like it since that time I posted a picture of the 4 cans of Calpis in my fridge