Why is every other country so pathetic?

Why is every other country so pathetic?

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>Mongol Empire
>1243

How can other countries even compete?

Czechoslovak split should count for Czech Republic aswell

You were also subordinated by the Seljuqs/Ottomans to such an extent that you took their religion and language. So that should be changed to 1453.

>1243

This is incorrect. Poland-Lithuania subjected the entirety of Russia for a year

Also in WW1 your capital was captured

Ahem. Don't trust that map entirely, you're one of the many countries on Britain's bitch list.

Oh shut the fuck up and go home. Poland Lithuania common''''''wealth'''''' was shit

Then how shit was russia for getting fucked up by the PLC and sweden?

>You were also subordinated by the Seljuqs/Ottomans to such an extent that you took their religion and language

i dont understand. they were the same thing as us. the ottomans were never subortinated. they were left with northern anatolia and they reformed into turkey
istanbul was captured but the ottomans were still independent after ww1

We've not been subordinate since our foundation. The four states that were independent republics, mine included, are exceptions.

you gained independence from the ottoman empire in the late 20th century though

1066 and never got out

>We've not been subordinate since our foundation.

Same here bruv feels good

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wasnt england invaded by the dutch in the glorious revolution ?

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*khe* khe* Rome empire *khe* khe* Vikings

England was invaded quite a few times

The UK however has never been successfully invaded

Mistakes were made.

Russian federation was never conquered too, (Same thing for USSR, Russian Empire and Russian Czardom, mongols conqured our lands in period of feudal strife between knyazes)

Right

Russia should have had 1612 and PLC written on it

LOL, Pole, u forgot Russian, Austro-hungarian and Prussian empires in 1772—1795 )))

They took Moscow as well?

I mean 1480 is bs if in 1612 Russia got back it's independence.

Be butthurt all you want mongoloid but those are facts.

And there were some rumors, that it was not the conquere - ur King was a relative of our dynasty and had some rights to rule our state, so that can even called civil war (a kind of)

U talk shit dude, the Kalka battle was agains mongols and for this time russia was mostly independent and didnt pay to the Horde. 1480 was the year we oficially kicked mongols from our lands. And in 1612 czar died and the was a struggle between boyars and some of them ask Kurwastan (no offence) for help (and u got ur ass kicked too)

Well they offered you a 3 state commonwealth with Russia but some of the Russian insurgents attacked a wedding in Moscow Poles attended to, murdered all of the participants and blamed it on Poles which caused a uprising.

A historical fact:
The Commonwealth of Three Nations(Poland, Lithuania and Russia) would be the biggest country in human history.

But we did not get our asses kicked.

Some of our nobles gathered an army and placed a new Tsar on your throne after winning battles in which you had Swedish help.

If it was a Polish intervention it wouldn't be so small in the army numbers.

>The Commonwealth of Three Nations(Poland, Lithuania and Russia) would be the biggest country in human history.

really makes u think

Yep) just as in GoT - The Red Wedding

Dude, ur ass was kicked from Moscow, it was a long time ago and we can say anything how the thing would realy turn out IF is true.

Well it was a small number of troops.

The real ass kicking was when those troops were marching on Moscow and won battle by battle by battle with Russians even though the Polish nobles were low in numbers and you had Swedes to help you.

I mean look at this:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Klushino
this is "ass kicking"

GUILLAUME LE CONQUERANT !!!!!!
NAPOLEON FUCK EUROPE !!!!!!

CHARLEMAGNE EMPIRE !!!!!!

Spain was never part of France,they tried to invaded us but they never took the control

Daily reminder that France was uncucked unitl the Austrian moustache man's combo breaker.

Kek, Portugal only had french troops roaming around and distributing posters for like half a year. They "dismantled" the army that was already dismantled, and the Queen was still in Portuguese soil (Brazil), so they never even could nominate a local minister or anything.

They never even occupied us, just invaded. As soon as the official threat was put in place we stuck to our guns and fought for the old Anglo-Portuguese alliance.

Even Spain didn't technically conquer us and just inherited us rightfully, but they still kept it an independently-ran country. We've been our own distinct thing since 1143.

When we were betrayed by hired swedish, english and french goons? Nice job, ass-kickers, nice job

Shuiskiy was a weak ruler and a fool, it was obvious that we wont win and army was dismoraled

>Daily reminder that France was uncucked unitl the Austrian moustache man's combo breaker.

France was defeated and Paris occupied in 1815 and 1871.