34c3 - Day 4

Whiskeyleaks edition

Stream
>streaming.media.ccc.de/34c3

Timetable
events.ccc.de/congress/2017/Fahrplan/timeline.html#day365

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Lightning talk session about to start.

Reminder that 34C3 is a SAFE SPACE. Bullies out!

'Morgen

Anyone at Hall 2, Level 0?

Lightning Talk
Oh God... "because there's popular demand"

Soldering is revolutionary

I did press right.

...

I DID PRESS RIGHT IT DOESNT WORK

YOU ARE VIOLATING MY SAVE SPACE

What's that gay shit on her left hand for?

was in the shower and missed all but the last 10 seconds. how bad was it?

Its a vibrator

What have been everyones favourite talks so far?
I liked the one out how electric car charging security is non existent and the one about the global financial watchlist. Haven't watched many though.

What's with the maneki nekos at confs this year? My local also had one at the lectern.

kek

I really liked the talk on the Apollo mission computer

>satan trips
>confirmed conspiracy

Where is Mr Macedonia today?

Highlights: Apollo, FPGAs, BSD bugs, SDR.
Console Hacking was also alright.

Backlog: avatar2, QNX, LLVM, DPRK, Cisco exploiting, KRACK

le who?

BSD bugs indeed cool
Have to watch Apollo

My pal from IRC

You outta bed yet?

Im here
Will be there in a minute

Openpower anyone?

Good

anything worth watching?

yeah I'm there

In past CCCs they had problems with the Video Recording Drivers - they would freeze and show only a standing picture. To detect this they put these kittens up. Now the Drivers are fixed but the kittens stayed.

Enjoy user.
The whwp talk was shit

Soyim here.
Its my birthday today.
You could send me a gift you know.

Happy birthday user

thanks mate

Happy birthday pal.
I'll send some pron to 151.217.178.50 for you

Appreciate it man.
Its past noon here and nobody from my family even remembered to call.

got trap pr0n by chance?
pls no bully

His accent :^)

Thats no good.
No, none

Can I touch it?

The jPhone I mean, but the dress would be nice too.

>Rape
>Let's talk about something hard
Oh dear...

>Thats no good.
You bet.
I don't really have friends so I take this kind of act personally.

Which talk?

Lightning talks

lightning talks

>listen and believe rape stories guys

edgy as fuck

Virgin as fuck as well

Is this guy retarded holy shit

I want to caress his his neckbeard

met this guy once in person. didn't seem retarded like this. guess i was wrong...

Everyone is a victim. Everyone is a survivor.
It wasnt that long ago where rape meant a violent penetrative act.
>Today it pretty much contains anything that an individual can imply is 'offensive', including things as innocuous as a gaze.

/fa/

>*explodes*
alah akbar

LOL

lmao

>a hacker conf in NYC
Where would you even do that
Trump tower?
How can you afford this

>muh 10 gigabits
they are a joke

going to farming technology now in saal A (german only though)

>they call me The Plague

fucking kek

His pal in the hat is called "Aesthetics"

For those who didn't get the reference its the villain from Hackers 1995.

stop violating my safe space immediately or I will call the cops

We get it Mr. The Plague.

I'm probably watching the Briar talk now. nothing else seems interesting.

you are finished kiddo

Oh man I love that movie.

muh resilience

what are the saal IRC channels?

Tech support is sleeping next to lecture room 10.
No,no pics

>youtube.com/watch?v=33WuGp6fs3s

This resolutions talk is really fucking trippy

>doesn't have money
>instead doing porn she does some talk on resolutions

Don't impose context on my data man
Just because it's n interactive 3d space doesn't make it a game

>institute of resolution dispute
>reason for creation : revenge
can not make this shit up

How come they haven't invited a strong black woman for this year's keynote? How can we fix CCC?

>is compression racist?
what the fuck am I watching

>testing compression on white women is misogyny and racist
You cannot make this up

I am literally saying this on IRC and everyone ignores me.

Imagine being a student in her class

Edgy Sup Forums kids leave this thread immediately.

The Briar talk was good

Shit like this makes me seriously root for Uncle Kim nuking us all

Saying this shit is racist is just dumb
Just say that the testing team is retarded for not considering it

thanks

I fucking love these GNU/ stickers.

wow the briar guy
> don't write a new secure messenger app unless you do something radically new
30 mins later
> ah sorry I don't know about all the projects that already do the same thing as us

I can tell they are community effort.

are all the girls there fat tumblrinas or just tumblrinas?

I'm crossing my fucking fingers that the media servers will stay up so I can download all the talks I want after they've processed.
Still, I was just sorting by date, thinking the newest processed videos will be added at the top, instead they're slotted in on their broadcast date.
Better be a fucking announcement when everything's done.

I don't speak nazi, which of these was lightning talk?

dude all the talks will be up
>media.ccc.de/b

why do you need to download them now? they're putting them on youtube anyway

What are you worrying about? The talks are archived every year and even posted on youtube sometime later.

the long one that goes out to the left side of the image. Lightning talks are over.

Dont forget to down vote this talk

>frab.cccv.de/en/34c3/public/events/9286/feedback/new

Not your personal army colossal faggot

Well I hope you will enjoy more SJW talks next year then.

What is CCC doing to address the problem of Women In Tech?

They will be available after Congress from CCC. Dont worry