>tfw met a qt Swiss girl at work
>ask to see ID she wants to buy alcohol
>hands me a Swiss passport
>spend 10 minutes looking through it, telling her it's a very nice passport and Swiss citizenship is very very nice
>she looks at me weird and asks for her passport back
What have you done with me int? I was never like this. What are some ways your int autism has shown?
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are you a green card whore?
No why would you think that?
Civilan border control isn't supposed to start till Trumps election
U N C O M M O N
>10 minutes
She would have liked it if you were Chad
swiss citizenship is hard to get and its way better then ame*ican
WTF? Fucking creepy dude.
Both are nice but I'd say US has more perks if you're rich
All passports are hard to get if you're not born in the country retard
I should be clearer in my previous post, I meant:
it was her passport, so shouldn't keep her waiting. It would be fine if it was summat thou found in like say a basement of attic with nobody waiting to get it back.
As for o.p.'s question, no, I can't think of any personal experience of Sup Forumsernationally inspired autism.
FUCK OFF, MEDIC.
If anyone in a fucking store asks for my ID and spends longer than 10 seconds looking at it, he will get pic related.
>mfw a sharting employee at the mart touches my beautiful dutch passport for 10 mins when all i want is some booze
>Give my prescription booklet to the pharmacy girl
>opened exactly at the right page
>wait for the antibiotics
>look around
>get the antibiotics
>realize she's been going through my prescription history this whole time
>"What are you looking for? There's nothing else for you there."
>"Uhm, I was just looking to see if there are any other forms to fill"
What the fuck. Was that bitch actually going through my shit out of curiosity?
I didn't even think anyone would do this.
Why do you have a prescription booklet?
We just print forms that you can show to the pharmacy.
Swiss is only better than American if you want to go to weird shitholes like the DPRK
tfw Swiss girlfriend
We're in the process of modernizing the prescription system but the current system isn't that bad.
For common/cheap medication you just visit the doc, he writes down the medication and then you just go to the pharmacy and they tear out a stab. Not great for running statistics but good enough.
Or anywhere outside of Panama and Israel.
Yeah. Or they fax it. Prescription booklet makes me think of a spaarbankboekje.
>"beautiful"
>has "EUROPESE UNIE" on it
>its color is burgundy, like Irish Republic's passports and U.K.'s passorts
>not orange and blue after the House of Orange–Nassau
>spaarbankboekje.
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LEL retard
Sometimes I meme poeple IRL
Yeah the American passport is one of the best in the world t.bh
Me and my co workers were making fun of blacks and ib had to explain what gibsmedat and WE WUZ is