Tfw no Brazilboos

>tfw no Brazilboos
I strongly suspect I'm living in the wrong country.

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I want to go to Brazil and experience the ancient ritual of surra de bunda

I would like to visit Brazil to see the wildlife and shit but I wouldn't live there. Much too violent unfortunately.

i liek brezil

u leik brazil?

If pickpocketing wasn't much of a thing and our murder rates were at least Argentina tier (which isn't exactly small) we'd see brazilboos everywhere desu

Our leftists love you because you're an example of races mixing and producing sexy people.
They push that shit with the hope that everyone merges into one race and whites die out.

Take pride from that if it's any consolation.

What went wrong?

I have never heard of that before, I'm pretty sure they dislike Brazil because it's a corrupt... poopyhole.

GIVE ME THE BUNDA

Fuck off, Sup Forums.

On my bucket list for my brazil trip.

I love Brazil, Mexico, Lithuania, Italy and Denmark. I am boo.

I'm a Brazilboo and this is 100 percent correct more people would be into brazil if the crime was lower.
The culture is fun, sex tourism and tropical life are popular with first worlders that's why so many of us (mostly brits) love thailand.
Brazil is better than thailand in everyway except safety

It's quite a fun thing actually, there are no "colombiaboos" here and i basically get shit 24/7, but when i actually meet gringos and euros IRL and talk to them, a majority says that they like Colombia better than their home countries.
It was just a couple of days ago i rode a bus and there was an amerifat from chicago, he said he loved how warm and welcoming people here are and that he felt really empty in USA, that he really wanted to come and live maybe in Boyaca or Valle but he had a meme career and getting a job was hard.

>your country dont have internet forum that you made foreign nerd make it and you can pretend like king on it

yeah, i think you should consider suicide too^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Don't go to Brazil. You will be drugged and robbed blind.

i'm kind of a brazilboo tbqh

Brazilboos are cringeworthy.

>you
>japanese

self haters are much more, especially IRL

Why would someone visit your country if they're not interested on it or like? That's called bias, friendo

If I move to Argentina, will I be called a monkey?

Nah, aside some friendly banter and competition, Brazil is well regarded here

at least on forums like this, boos are how annoying human beings can be.
even if br boos existed, there wouldnt be anything you'd expected there. and retarded faggotry patriots like netouyos would only become more and more retarded

hmm noice!

I like your pornstars, but I hate that they only work with niggers.

It's more along the lines of everyone in the outside thinking it's shit but the ones that dare coming here actually come to like it a lot. Even if they liked it beforehand they of course were very afraid of everything until proven otherwise

-boos in general are cringeworthy. There's a difference between appreciate critically something and try your hardest to become what you won't be.

I want to go to Brazil and get shot

I think you need to read that again

Why on earth would you bee a Brazilboo? What's there in Brazil that can make you a -boo?

I don't even dislike your country, by the way.

Brazilian mmo players made me hate Brazil, sorry

It went wrong when our police stopped shooting poor people on site.

>-boos in general are cringeworthy. There's a difference between appreciate critically something and try your hardest to become what you won't be.

if you are a new worlder boo then youc an become it example if you are an americaboo or Brazilaboo
all you have to do is become a citizen then you basically are a new worlder.

In the old world the countries are mono ethnic for the most part and thus this is weird as fuck but Brazil and America are Immigrant friendly cultures
America because it lacks culture outside of pop
and Brazil becuase it has a strong cultural base that's easy for immigrants to assimilate too

>youc an become it example if you are an americaboo or Brazilaboo
It's about identity and "placement" in a culture, not citizenship. Even in the New World

Plus general misconceptions and overgeneralizations and -boos in general being completely unable to criticize their beloved country.

once you live here reality sets in i imagine it's the same in Brazil

why are there so many brazilians making threads so suddenly? i've seen like 10 today

your country is nice, stop crying

Nice for poor Argentineans.

But the -boos don't do this. They simply
>herp katana samuray glorious bento kawaii ^____^
>wanna cowboy hats n maple syrup with a dixie flag!
>carnival? favella?
over and over again on the nets.

nice for non-self hating condomínio-fechado fags.
If you have food, a roof, hot weather, access to healthcare and internet connection then you cannot complain

or maybe you just have too much free time.

which is possible

t. Brazilboo

The "self-hate" is actually three different hates.
Self-hate proper - "this country is shit because we're shit"
The hate against the other - "this country is shit because of damn blacks/nordestinos/paulistas/sulistas/etc."
Fair criticism worded stupidly - "this shit doesn't work, we need x y and z, when will this work properly? I hate this country."

All countries have self-haters.
Even Denmark has them and especially Sweden has a lot of them.

And you have the self-hater who knows that people will say nice things about his country, a morbid way to feed one's ego, beating up yourself at the same time that others praise you.

You know like hot chicks calling themselves ugly on facebook.

It's mostly Rio de Janeiro and its above hellholes spreading self-hatred, and reasonably so. I hate Brazil because I'm from RS, therefore also living up for tradition. ;)

>The hate against the other
And the problem is? Bairrismo is what makes /luso/ interesting from time to time, because through offenses we indirectly learn about each other, while also pointing each other's flaws. I shit on Catarinenses, Paranaenses and Paulistas sometimes, despite generally liking them. My hatred towards the rest is legitimate though.

This is more akin to attention whoring ("I'll call the country shit because I want to hear people praising it").

>All countries have self-haters.
I agree, but the amount and kind is different.
This gets quite easy to see if you compare Sweden with Italy - in Sweden, the target is the whole group (including the self-hater); in Italy, the hate against the other ("DAMN TERRONI FIGLI DELLA PORSEA BATONA!", "polentini frocchiu!")

This is different. It's banter, we're in fucking Sup Forums after all. Like when I call you guys "cow pimps". On the other hand, you have people actually using other groups as scapegoats, THIS is problematic.

I love Brazil, i want to move there when i finish college

But there are Brazilboos out there, you just need to look harder.

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there was a polish guy you know brazilian portuguese and had discussions with your posters about your writers

nigels and pardos

Damn, I wish I was in those discussions... I bet they talked about Leminski, the guy was great.

>using other groups as scapegoats, THIS is problematic.
I know the problems within my state and I do recognize our faults, where all those problems are isolated to Porto Alegre, which is only reasonable. Yet that doesn't change the fact that Southern capitals are becoming shitholes from all the northern invasion after Paulistas destroyed those favelas in 2003 and all those negros started spreading throughout the Southern capitals. Now São Paulo "magically" became the safest state in the country with Southern Brazil becoming more violent every year, then you call that scapegoating when we say it's a symptom caused by the negros and nordestinos in our territory.

It's like calling that escapegoating when someone points out the fact that Sweden is the world capital of rape because of 3rd-world immigration. It's not scapegoating, it's a fact. Eliminate those favelados and our problems will "magically" go away in the same way it happened in São Paulo.

I was talking in general grounds. By the fact you're aware of PoA and RS's faults and problems, this already excludes you/você from scapegoating.

Still quite common though - not only in the blob but around the world, as I implied with the Italian example.

>If you have food

I don't have this.

>a roof

I don't have.

>hot weather

I don't have.

>access to healthcare

I don't have.

>internet connection then you cannot complain

I don't have.

but you have a computer and internet?

No, not at all, I'm just posting from the local bookstore.

Disgusting third world shithole.
NO

>bookstore
>in Brazil
Implying they have bookstores in Brazil.Nice try though