/brit/

What? Garlic bread? Garlic bread? Garlic? Bread? Am I hearin' you right? Garlic bread? No, thank you edition

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amazon.co.uk/Manchester-City-Since-Flag-2016/dp/B01JGRFH8W/ref=sr_1_4?s=sports&ie=UTF8&qid=1472309122&sr=1-4&keywords=Manchester City Flag
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*unifies German people under one flag*

>>>/bin/

when did you realize you had to settle?

Garlic bread isn't eaten in Italy.

me and the gf
youtube.com/watch?v=Fx49UgzHlxY

no chill

>ywn Shart in a mart

>BRING BACK ENGLAND PATRIOTISIM !
>By Mark W.B on 14 May 2015
>Good flag; Brilliant flag
>But since its practically useless now, you can't fly it show it or demonstrate it; because it will practically offend a foreigner and get you either arrested or fined, mostly fined though ( experience. ) Due to it being "racially insensitive" to others because of political correctness and how easily people can get offended by it.

less than 2 quid for an England flag
amazon.co.uk/England-Flag-Large-5x3-150cm/dp/B01H2SNSGK/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1472309411&sr=8-3&keywords=england Flag

6 quid for a City flag
amazon.co.uk/Manchester-City-Since-Flag-2016/dp/B01JGRFH8W/ref=sr_1_4?s=sports&ie=UTF8&qid=1472309122&sr=1-4&keywords=Manchester City Flag

Now to look at some posters, I might just buy the lot

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Why are these threads full of cheap gimmicks?

The expensive ones are behind a paywall

Kyary

Im not quite sure where to start here. I wake up each day, exhausted, never ready for the day ahead of me, my room is a scattered mess as is my mind. Once i stand up i crave drugs anything i can get i just need to alter my mind is some way or another. While i do enjoy amphetamine and nicotine and caffeine i am strictly in love with downers. and when i dont have downers i pray to god that 4-5 benadryls will knock me out but its never enough, and i lay, slightly disoriented wanting nothing more than a good nights sleep to make the next day a little less miserable. So i stopped trying to quit, I use benzos and kratom and if i can get any opiates every single night to help me relax and sleep. I have the most availability to kratom so that has become my DOC. I slowly stopped using it during the day and ussually only use it at night but i feel like i absolutely need it.

settle?

garlic AND bread?

Yes yes y'all

/brit/ is obsessed with "gimmicks"
i.e a funny post that is well recieved so you spam and force it so much it becomes unfunny and only known to long time posters so they can feel part of an in group

Ooh, you're a naughty german.

are you the same guy that posts kyary in every /brit/ thread?

youtube.com/watch?v=GM5BFgwiADY

Sharted in the toilet lads

That's what I get for ordering dominos

hang up 3
England, CSA, Israel
ie memes

normies are not conscious

Who dares challenge me?

The Best years of your life, remember

how about that kimchi huh? pretty good.

>CSA
What is this?

it just wasn't like, the old days anymore
no it wasn't like those days
am i still ill?

memes are usually kinda funny though
half of the gimmicks on /brit/ are just the same poster repeating a copypasta or something every thread
case in point: korean pop

wha cha ka you wha cha ka you

Haven't had an Islamist attack in a while. Are they siesta?

Article 50 needs to be triggered soon so lefties don't delude themselves into thinking Brexit isn't happening.

Hoping for April 2017 myself

morning lads

Confederate States of America
kpop is not a gimmick it's a tumour

what's a bogan?

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There's two of us still posting but yes.

I'm literally at the same point, 29 days ~84 gigs
Good lad

got raided by cops earlier today lads

Me and my gf

Did they take your union jack and picture of the queen lad?

lad looks like a berk

London?

>those glasses
>any circular glasses

did they confiscate your lorry ahmed?

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just found out there was a korean restaurant in my town and before I had a chance to go there it closed

fucking gooks

What happened,Pierre?

moving to north carolina

did they confiscate your virginity ?

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Can't believe it Pierre! Do they think you're a nonce or something?

What a waste.

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no

Finna cop this for when I don't wanna wear my expensive watch (nights out desu)

Thoughts? Black strap better?

*joins the Polisario Front*

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Which country are we most similar to: Ireland or Australia?

does the doctor prescribe you whatever you want?

bin yourself

ur nan

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pakistan

I don't jewtunes so I can't tell you how many albums

but I have 25,226 tracks
185gb worth

>They took my hard drive
Are you a Lolicon Lad

shared library

Ireland.

Who is going to lockdown festival here?

*scrolls through thread stopping periodically to scribble in notebook*
Hmm yes impressive
*taps on watch*
Very good very good

>amassing mp3s in 2016 when spotify exists

>he listens to stuff that's available on spotify

holy
fucking
pleb

how's the latest Now That's What I Call Music?

>every album is available on Spotify

two suburbs up from mine there is a korean suburb with 10 or so korean restaurants. korean bbq is pretty tasty but a lot of the restaurants are cook-the-food-yourself-at-the-table bullshit.

>having such shit musical taste that all the music you want is on spotify

>using spotify when youtube exists
hello great great grandad

>not having a what.cd account

plebs

everything worth listening to is on spotify

>Spotify

Literally 'now that's what I call music': The music streaming service

We're coming for you, white man.

Your time is up

>wma

>paying for music

this

>Not just humming to yourself

>still listening to 'music'

I no longer listen to any of what you peons refer to as 'music'. I now solely listen to noise. The other day at a house party, someone asked me to put on my 'favorite' tunes. As a revolutionary act of auditory anarchism I turned off the stereo, put a nearby karaoke microphone next to the sink, and turned the water tap on. For the next few minutes my listeners were enlightened by the chaotic white noise of running water. Of course, given that these reactionary hipsters couldn't understand the genius of my non-downloadable chaotic-based music, they returned to listening to crap like Belle and Sebastian, Arcade Fire, and other upper middle class white people 'music'.

noise = revolutionary and free 'music' that does not conform to any power structures

all other music = reactionary, racist, and oppressive auditory structures

>not compensating a creative person for their hard work

Made some potato things.

>listening to music online
seems that this thread has attracted runts of the very worst kind

>cook-the-food-yourself-at-the-table bullshit

that's what my restaurant was doing, probably closed because it didn't take off

they also charged £9 for a soju

>you've probably never heard of the music I listen to

artists should make music for the sake of music not money

grim

ayn rand made a lot of good points but she was a jew so i don't trust her

Decided to get Portrait by Paul Smith

tbf i dont really even listen to music any more
just podcasts
my music taste hasnt evolved in 3 years

Had a dream about qt brown girl showing me her bum

>believing that youtube and spotify does not pay artists

just watch the youtube on their official youtube page

phone

Big up the Soulseek army oi oi oi!!!!!!

>music taste