You're now the absolute dictator of a Sub-Saharan country, what realistic steps would you take to develop your country?

You're now the absolute dictator of a Sub-Saharan country, what realistic steps would you take to develop your country?

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Sell everything to the chinks.

Separate the state from the economy

*magic*

>create a powerful personal militia
>invent a tyrannical religious cult of worship, keep the people obsessed with me
>ban christianity and islam and other religions

>acquire a 10'000-large harem of the country's finest virgin std-tested young women
>make up threats of invasion from neighbouring countries
>start the process of building an isolative wall from the other nations
>have sex every day with the women
>do drugs
>die an early death, perhaps from assassination

>El mapa no incluye Seychelles o Mauritius
¿Por qué no?

Why do you speak Spanish to an Algerian

because all brown people speak Spanish?
Duh

kill them all
populate the country with whites and jews and then some
???
I am first world in 15 years

Sorry I thought that was the Mexican flag

Stop snorting cocaine and fucking whores on the entire state budget.

>genocide all blacks
>deport all Chinese and forbid them from coming back
>only allow whites to enter
>create safe haven for Europeans fleeing their Islamic shithole
>become world super power in mere years
>launch reconquista on Europe and middle east
>whites once again completely dominant
>now have unrestricted access to the richest and most fertile continent on the planet
>without squandering its wealth like the natives did

Honestly Africa could be fixed overnight if we stopped giving human rights to sub-humans.

>Honestly Africa could be fixed overnight if we stopped giving human rights to sub-humans.

The same thought England of you

>realistic steps
>le genocide meme

Redo the borders with neighboring countries based on the dominating tribe/culture/race in each area
????

Fix'd

>to develop your country
Why would i want to? I just give myself a good life and let the niggers go full hunger games mad max while watching the show from my comfy mansion

they are still poor

that isn't the issue at all

Spend the entire country's budget on education

I get dips on central Africa.
And i would make Europe GREAT again.
genocide is on the table

Not at all, the main reason for Africa's poverty are the neverending conflicts
The colonial powers divided subsaharan africa as they liked, not taking into account the original divisions, so tribes got divided and got stuck in the same country with enemy tribes resulting into the trillions of genocides and civil wars we heard about everyday

>Redo borders correctly
>Wars and conflicts stop
>Gov'ts can finally pump gold and oil money into things other than the military
>????
>Guaranteed development

Irishmen are really ungrateful
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And whites doesn't will infrastructure into existence

>Botswana
>leech off China
>mine the shit our of the apparently neverending diamond mines
>encourage immigrants from South Africa, mainly Boers and Tswanas
>invest it all in the country's education and health system, make French obligatory in our schools
>leech off China some more
>encourage immigration and tourism worldwide
>encourage foreign capital and foreign companies to open business here
>slowly turn into a tax haven
>leech even more from China
>invest in a technologically advanced railway connecting the country
>create a organized city to become the bureaucratic capital in the middle of our territory, encourage internal and external immigrants to go there
>declare a republic with elections coming up in an year
>kill myself

1. Seize the means of production
2. Fight corruption and fraud, with Yuropean help if needed
3. Close the borders to imports on one particular industry I wish to develop (beer, furniture, steel I dunno)
4. Saturate inner market and neighbours
5. Exchange funds for remigration with white countries
6. Develop tourism industry/education/health with industry monies
7. Retire after making a strong constitution with various ways to prevent dictatorship and corruption.

> French

Stopped reading. English is God's only language.

This actually would work

>The colonial powers divided subsaharan africa as they liked, not taking into account the original divisions, so tribes got divided and got stuck in the same country with enemy tribes resulting into the trillions of genocides and civil wars we heard about everyday
it was the last gift of the british empire to the world, they did the same in india and middle east

The french, dutch and germs are guilty of this too

Spainiards surprisingly did a good job

dutch are known to be the most cruel and bloodthirsty

belgians you mean

All of them really

pretty good gift desu

...

1. Copy/paste the Swiss constitution and laws.
2. Enjoy.

how will you enfore those laws when the system is absolutely broken?

Build a monument to benis
Make people to worship it
Laugh hard xDD

>realistic steps

Take all the money for me and my 60 wifes because I'm a nigger warlord.

>Spainiards surprisingly did a good job

???

Mandatory 12 year school education

I didn't know about that at all

nice

kill whitey

fuck all the qts
kill the ugly ones

Do you have the taxes for that?
You do know public education is pretty costly for poor nations and you have to balance that with other things in the budget that can get in the way.

Your criteria of a Sub-saharan nation is very vague though so vague OP scenarios get vague answers.

I don't think any african country can just up and apply swiss laws effectively, hell most of those countries have laws and constitutions directly copied from those of their european overlords and are still lawless jungles

Heavily depends on which country.

>DR Congo
Hire SA mercs, go full Hitler, import white people.
>SA
Keep going up, easy.
>Somalia
Flee that hellhole.
>Morocco
Evoke thermonuclear war to cleanse the cursed Moroccan earth.

Ideally I'd run Tunisia, Egypt, Maybe Libya. >Make it a tourist paradise. Diving tours, authentic camel rides, nights in desert
>Give taxbreaks to filmmakers in return for big props in endtitle, best adspace ever
>pump cash in agriculture and education
>irrigate parts of the wildlands to benefit exports
>government monopoly on gambling, put some superb casinos in there.
>get hightech industry in there.
>Outlaw any kind of religion in government
>Hire my own Swiss guard.
>Exploit oil like a good arab.
>2 wives, both over 1,90m tall, a desert flower with long black curls and big big big bunda and a blonde with biggest most massive milkjugs the world has ever seen, maybe get Abbi Secraa even though she is short.
>forbid my wives to use contraception and breed them like Angelina Jolie only no adoption
>Manipulate media to make me look like the best guy ever, but no go Saddam or full Idi Amin
>be crowned king after a referendum mith 80% voting yes, establish monarchy
>train the army to be disciplined, like a European army not sandmonkey allah ackbar style
>study architecture and build beautiful buildings
>have a big basement under the palace where I grow my own coca in a climatecontrolled space and create the best blow just for me and my guests.
>secretly eradicate niggers
>Pay educated Europeans
>good social system, but not too extensive
>harsh penalty for corruption, this kills the country,
>returnees get good financial aid and housing if bachelors or above
>manufacture weapons

>French colony
Kiss France's ass. Give them all of my country's resources.
>British colony
Probably already doing fine. Kiss China's ass I think.

Y so butthurt :^) ?

Free land for white people.

>Outlaw any kind of religion in government

Guaranteed coup d'état/rev

Have unprotected sex with every single black qt in my country

Die from aids

1. Import white people
2. ???

Profit

>Build strong security forces
>Purge civil services with draconian anti corruption laws.
>Register tribal affiliations with government
>Force tribal integration through repression and resettlement
>Mandatory education to age 13
>Promising students get further education
>Everyone else gets vocational training with emphasis on resource extraction
>Create infrastructure projects to employ population not involved in drilling/mining

Well good luck committing genocide without the whole world being politically correct.

Internal Genocide is k tho.

Which group/county would you cannibalize?

Ever seen a Moroccan?
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Thermonuclear warheads are the only solution. Nothing else is working.

>Guaranteed coup d'état/rev
Because allah ackbar? Precisely the stoneage mentality that fucks it all up. So education and strong military first, then kick religion out of government.

Get out of my country.

develop the national infrastructure
make trade deals with wealthy countries
put into place a minimum wage, so sweat shops and slave wages dont exist anymore
safety regulations
use foreign aid to develop the national education system and health care system
set a governing body for food safety (kind of like the USDA)
set up environmental protections

How secure is my reign? Will the military not try to overthrow me if I do controversial shit?

>Ever seen a Moroccan
Yeah, we're mediocre, but have objectively the best Maghrebi diaspora, spare me the victim mentality group

>So education and strong military first

The people won't be so productive and obedient under a blasphemous military dictatorship, i'd take you atleast 3 generations for things to go smooth with secularism, you'll probably be dead by then and some half assed corrupt general will take control by then, sinking your plans

no, but if you start murdering their families/tribes or fucking with your neighbours you're out

>Closing sweat shops is a good thing

They're a transitory stage and irrefutably a good thing for a nation. The UK and USA had sweatshop equivalents while they were developing.

Most likely an off year for your kinsmen.

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