You are so important that people in all countries across the world will speak to you in your language without prompting

>You are so important that people in all countries across the world will speak to you in your language without prompting

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>non-Anglos don't even have a word for shart

Are they even human?

need the sauce on that JAV

actress is aoi shirasaki afaik

Ai puhuks sää suameeki?

zesraj sie w sklepie

>that random Polish in a completely non-Polish thread

Is sklep a shop in Polish? For what reason

Yes. Why are you presenting a picture of a grób/mogiła?

we're taking over

These are grob and mogila baka sempai

Already sent the funds to support the initiative, I expect a return

english just is universal and very common.
you are not important. not you. only language
btw nice trolling

That's right. And a shop is called a sklep. What do you call shops, fucking "warehouses" (magazyn)?

Okay, american senpai, you're right

american podstylka detected

Nice bro
first google result was actually that scene

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>go to Tokyo
>people speak to me in english
>英語は話せません

Fucking nip.

>は
I mean, が.

>は
fucking amateur

My bad, I'm not thinking straight.

nie wiem o czym pierdolisz jankesie

nie gadam po twoim pojebanym bekarckim jezykiem

Magazines aren't warehouses they are shops REEEEEEEEEEEE

Just banter, mate. How long did it take you to learn Japanese?

Don't be so mad, vatnaya poryanka

It's a very complex language, I'd say that it will take you a couple of weeks to learn the basics and how to read hiragana and katakana.
Lately I can't remember a lot of things because I'm not studying.

Kamelåså

ei jumalauta

Magazyn means a warehouse mate, everyone knows that. You're not a Slav. Are you a Tatar by any chance? I love the Tatar language!

What's the difference?

delete

We just say "the fart arrived with a handle".

Different particles. I don't know, it's related to context or something like that.

>your language
It's called English, not American you retard

You're basically the same country. Well, without the sharts.

γαμω το σοι σου βλαχε

I really empathize with the girl in this pic

Magazines are something you read, actually

Stirb, du Hund.

lmfao

Silly Amerykanin
You go to magazyn store food
Not read magazyn
How do you raed magazyn
Have heard this, Grzegorz, Brzęścimir, Wrzęszczysław, Krzysztof? Stoopid Anglos

putain d'américains

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

...

>English
>English (UK)

USA'D
BRAZIL'D

Hahahaha no you buy buy stuff in a magazin, or shart in it if you are americanskiy

>your language

I think the rule of thumb is whatever culture speaks the language more intelligibly owns it.

So many English (UK) speakers

Woah

tbf though loads of people complained and duolingo said it's because they teach american english

Would petmerde or petcaca be French word for shart?
>petcaca dans le supermarché ?

Fine you win, lets change the name of the language to American then.

The UN, EU, specifically state that they use British English. The Commonwealth also uses British English/spelling.

Most English speakers worldwide do so in the British fashion.

chier dans le supermarché is better

Most native speakers speak US English natively. Non-natives can use whatever they like. They pretend they learn British English but all I ever hear is attempts to sound American.

t. nigel abroad

It's a generation thing.

All the young people consume a ridiculous amount of american media so you have Germans going
>Dude how can you think I'm American cowabunga man!
>Haha dude americans are so dumb, wanna go watch Big Bang Theory bro?

>Majority of Yanks have German ancestry.
>Speak English.

Cucks.

a shart is a pet foireux in French

>Majority of Yanks have German ancestry.
not true

British is still the majority, it just doesn't come on census because it's easier to claim whatever the most stand out thing in your heritage is.

no one speaks like that but first part is completely true while we learned british english in school I was already poised with american one and teachers were annoyed with it

But we learn american english at schools

How can you get a belly like that but be skinny?

Is that just from beer?

>British is still the majority.
No German is, then English etc etc. Though it's probably Mexican now seeing as how only 80% had English as a first language in 2007.

>let me tell you about your country
Nope, British is still the highest. Granted we're heavily mixed, but most white Americans have British ancestry as their highest.

then why do all statistics say otherwise?

USA is GERMAN clay

I guess it's just genes. I have always had a belly like this, smaller or bigger. When I only get a little bit fat it first influences my stomach. And the same about my father and grandfather. All of them have a gross belly. I have to endure hunger in order to just look Auschwitz mode or else I look like shit. Fucking life

clicked on the thread to get more images like in the op and all got is a bunch of posts that i didnt read

pure anglo genetics I suppose

claro que si campeón

I'm Canadian actually, not British. But, from the British part of Canada.

British is split up into different ethnicities though, hence why German is the largest ethnicity followed by English etc etc.

>mfw quit smoking and put on 10kg
>now 81kg and similar body type to the bloke on the left but thinner

I desperately need to start going to the gym but it's money.

I can't really afford 38 quid a month, I'd rather do annual lump sum of £370 or w/e but that's a lot.

I just told you why the census says other wise, read up.
>it just doesn't come on census because it's easier to claim whatever the most stand out thing in your heritage is.

Stop being such a lazybum and read before posting


>The English-Americans and British-Americans demography is considered a serious under-count as the stock tend to self-report and identify as simply 'Americans' due to the length of time they have inhabited America.[12][13][14][15]