Why does working in the tech industry make your hair go grey?

Why does working in the tech industry make your hair go grey?

Chemicals in milk

Because you usually have to deal with Windows on a regular basis.

Jay is not 30.
Also he used to be fat as fuck.

Staying too close to a router all day. Routers kill plants, and hair

Radiation from the cameras

I don't understand this application of the JUST meme.
Why is a receding hairline or greying hair JUST? Isn't JUST about what has happened to you and how you have/haven't dealt with it, rather than just appearance?

>implying grey hair is worse than massive hairloss

Being a sysadmin is pure hell that's why

When humans get older, their hair turns grey and/or starts to fall out.
This process happens more frequently and sooner in men than in women.
It's part of the larger process known as aging.
People don't stay young forever.

Because you have to deal with intel/nvidia/amd/sony/microsoft/apple fanboys

lack of sun/vitaminD

Greasy Steve doesn't have grey hair.

This + stress + maybe em fieldsz

Underage people make fun of balding or receding hairlines because they don't think it will happen to them. Although some people handle balding hairlines badly and poorly hide it. Eventually you just have to suck it up and shave your head.

God only created a few perfect heads, the rest he covered in hair.

I'm there. Need to bulk up if I don't want to look like a cancerfag tho

Some people deliberately gray their hair and beard makes one look more mature.
In the about last 2 years?, Jay tries to make his presention look more mature in oposition to LinusFailTips. look at his older Vids also im not completetly shure he is over is dad dieing

> rereads post
Im sorry im retarded

He went grey very quickly after his gastric bypass surgery, basically because his body went into shock from the sudden change in nutrition. Rapid weight loss will do that to you. Check out his super old videos

Having to explain tech to normies on a daily basis makes your hair go gray.

Proprietary software.

Clients asking for more shit but not moving the deadline out, and project managers who allow it.

Of course he's not over his dad. It's a dad! He's not superhuman mofo

He is fat as fuck he just films himself from his fat up. Check out the linus video.

>implying grey hair isn't preferable to "blonde" or "brunette" hair

JUST is shorting the phrase "Just fuck my shit up." The original meme started along a mug shot photo of Kelsey Grammar who looked completely terrible; bloodshot eyes and messy spiked hair. Thus, it actually does have to do with appearance, in that appearances can signal happens and dealing one is going through. They are so bothered and stressed that personal care is falling to the wayside if not taking a physical toll.

>Man, that person looks terrible! Someone or something may JUST be fucking his shit up?!

>Kelsey Grammar

I meant Brandon Fraser. Was a mug shot of Brandon Fraser

I prefer the picture you posted as the meme associated with that is way, way older.

>Eventually you just have to suck it up and shave your head.
Only fullheads or human bowling balls say this. No man has ever looked better with a shaved head. None.

>Why does working in the tech industry make your hair go grey?
Unlike in illegal uranium mining, you don't die young.

>posting videos on YouTube is the same as working at Apple, Google, or Microsoft

>User brings in iPhone that's been smashed and broken in half by a car door
"Get me my pictures in the next ten minutes"
>User is locked out of their account
"Yeah, the CPU said to enter my password so I typed in 'my password' but it didn't work"
>User drops laptop, busts the screen
>Repair the screen and give the laptop back to the user
"Thanks user!"
>Drops laptop when walking out of the room

because shit never works right

>You get paid an hourly wage, so it doesn't matter if I pay or not.
A customer actually served me that line. A lot of them show up thinking they can get away with any level of bullshit. Many think they should get any service for free, because they once bought a washer three years ago.

Because sometimes it simply wont boot.