Huh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that...

Huh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, user! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy user?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

SHART

IN

>Someone actually spent the time and effort out of his day to type this all out, even if it's a copypasta

If an american shitposts on Sup Forums, is it now a shartpost?

im gay lol

You self hating kike

strong post

You NEED to go to bed

nice

when I was 7 or 8 me and the girl who lived a couple doors down got naked in my bed and then she danced around and we french kissed lol I also remember kissing the other girl a few doors the other way in her basement while playing video games

...

but you dont live in québec so it is time for you to commit suicide :)

T. SHART

why does that fucking umbrella have a fucking TONGUE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it has to be a lowercase t or the joke doesn't work

t. meme expert

>lol look I've recognized your regional flag and I will now crack a joke about it :))

I feel embarassed that this gave me a half erection.

i want /jp/ to fuck off

idk, spooky shit

>Literally just wanked to this

same

This board is turning more into /jp/ by the day

this is the power of the anglosphere?

actually there's no way this isn't a /jp/ copypasta i refuse to believe it

got a chub lads

First thing I see when visiting this board for the first time

Tells me all I need to know really. Bye Sup Forums

see you tomorrow

8^)

why is my dick hard fuck you op

So you've already been exposed to Sup Forums and instantly book it at the first shitpost?
No one will miss you mate.

That's because 2hu girls turn you on Juan

...

i'm fapping for that.

What's this personality type called?

Is there an acronym for it?

Post moar like this before this thread is delet.
Post Hina popping her boobs.

Perhaps Japan ruined his life? He prefers 2D girls but he is trapped in 3D world.

Shameful dick twitch experienced

wanna know too

god i despise you weebs

you're even worse than n*ggers

also check 'em

I firstly tough a girls breast at 19...

Anime was a mistake

aren't we all?

>ya know

Tfw you lost virginity to 23 year old girl as 18 birthday present in a dirty toilet.
Tfw im now 24 and havo not get gf yet...

thank you for finally this acknowledgement.

anime is shit

post more

S-sauce?

Shes that fat norwegian

I would like to know as well.

fake, unrealistic personality present only in anime and pornography.

DU-MB
Aspergers Rebel

Fuck J*pan!
Fuck an*me!

I knew a girl who did exactly this; she went up to boys she liked the look of and used unrelenting flirt
She was mentally ill; had aspergers when she was young, found out it made her scared to talk to people, so she thought that to fix it she had to go all out and abandon all inhibitions

She got arrested twice

Cowe

Jesus H CHRIST I want to fuck Kogasa!

>this still hasn't been deleted

You mean self sharting kike

why is this shit still up

Faggot

My sides have left orbit

Touhou is a disease

I bet you secretly like it

It's pretty hot though

>Tfw you lost virginity to 23 year old girl as 18 birthday present in a dirty toilet.
That's pretty hot
>tfw no older sexually experienced woman to take advantage of me

go away

>I-I-I-I-I-I
>S-S-S-So
>L-L-Look
>p-p-p-plug
Is this from a Rick & Morty episode?

Look up 'karakasa' it is part of Japanese folklore.

>watching reddit & memey

Wow, you actually typed that out, that's pretty autistic.

>This thread is STILL GOING

Bravo, Janny.

FOUR MORE HOURS!

How pathetic you are.

good morning vietnam

Don't blame us later. You jumped into the world of degeneracy on your own will.

Shut the fuck up, Rick and Morty is the best television series ever created.

Good mistake.

for people who like literal interracial cuckoldry, sure

Two atom bombs were not enough

keep throwing memes around