You wake up as a Pole

>you wake up as a Pole
>your name doesn't change
>your look doesn't change
>you still live where you lived
>no one around you knows that you're a Pole now
>only you are aware of that

wat do?

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>muh heritage

And use the race card to rise to the top

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Make VHS tapes about hating Russia

kurwa

Call my pole friend on the phone to help mnie

my last name is jovanovski i fit in here so i guess stay here

Nothing I guess?

Nothing changes, except I might get that slavic box head.

Being polish is not a race, I swear.

They focus so much on that shit that they look like Nazis nowadays.

Show me an average east german and an average pole and then decide who is who.

But I already am a Pole
Help me Sup Forums what do I do?

Are you a Pole or are you a "Pole"?

If you don't speak the lanuage, its just muh heritage.

Muh heritage I admit
But I'm still the same as any other in this scenario except I was born one instead of waking up as one

I immediatly check my privilege

Thing is, here in europe with most people looking similar enough you dont have the whole race thing like colonial countries with natives/slaves/loads of immigrnats have...normally.

This begins to change here as well with all the brown people invading though.

Majority of Germans always had Western Slav/Polish blood.

what changes then?

You're a Pole. Can't you read?

Even if, what does that mean?

What if I told you that you are therefore more german than you thought as well?

I thought we germans were bad at detecting humour.

Try to purge the evil from my body and soul.

Get my Legia balaclava

He must live close to the border

Do eastpoles have these roundish heads more often than the western ones?

Might be, recently met a german belgian by the way.

Architect, nice guy.

How are they in Belgium? Do they make any problems instead of complaining about your shitty nuclear plants whose power we still buy?

There is no such thing as "western" and "eastern" poles anymore.

It's all mixed because of WW2.

He is still posing a good question, putin is a good example for white people looking eastern.

Is his look a thing in Poland?

Or the reverse asian eyes some russians and ukranians have?

The ones drooping down at the outer edges?

How could we know? We are wends. Go ask some slav.

>putin is a good example for white people looking eastern.
He's actually Vesp/Finn.

We have lots of people, some of them look like mongs, other like swedes, other like round-headed legos. Just as you have swarthy ones and nordic-looking ones.

I actually don't know any Germans here. A girl with German family, but she's more Belgian.
But why would you stay in Belgium if Germany is 1 hour drive away?

Because they lived there before the borders were changed.

Makes sense.

I don't get it. What exactly changes?

You are probably a bit smaller.

I go and have 3 good polish beers, just as this is a regular polish weekend.

Germans have whiter skin, blue eyes and are often blonde. Poles are pic related.

>Polish name already
>probably look like average Pole
>Go to Poland
I dunno tbн

No one here looks like a Swede.

...

only nationality changes? if so the you can easily replace it with the former one and come back

I'll take my broomstick and attack

No, you don't undertand - you would still be a citizen of Japan - you don't have to change anything - your passport and all the other documents stays the same. It's just that you're a Pole now - and you have to live with this for the rest of your life.

what a forcible logic

but if i were a Pole that way, i'd ask your advice first on Sup Forums, like what i should do etc, and join in some Pole and Japanese friendship community or organization here

Ale już jestem polakiem

Jestes jebanym ruskiem.

So, there is a problem. For example - if my mom is a german, and my father is russian. What to do on this situation?

I would kill myself

>wat do?
Go march in a nacjonalistyczna defilada down the main street, famalamlia.

please do kys, pedro

t. gregorczcszcszcszowsky

t. sharter

wew lad, you got me there.

Don't you have a #BlackLivesMatter rally to attend?

log on to my favourite chinese cartoon imageboard and complain about russia and russians

funny because not even 3rd world niggers want to live in pooland. Heck even a slav(e) like you is in Russia

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Also cry about Germany and how they are basically poles but we still hate them

>not even 3rd world niggers want to live in pooland

Are that suppose to be something bad? Are you happy that they live in you country?

Feel suddenly paranoid and persecuted.
Eat pierogies.

I'd kill myself becaue being Polish means being a worthless subhuman.

kek, if I had to choose between living in the US and Poland I'd choose Poland any day.

Don't you have a cuck shed to build, Pedro?

3rd worlders scurry to the richest and most stable nations. Poland doesnt qualify so no one goes there.

I guess nothing. I guess all that would change is I'd have Polish citizenship but why tf would I ever want to go to Poland

kill myself

Again - how is it something bad? We are only a little poorer than the western Europe and don't have any muslim or african migrants.

literally nothing changed

lol
In America you would at least be accepted as a human being, in contrast to Poland where people would try to lynch you because you're a Russian

Find this girl and have her pop my head with her thighs.

that's a mostly unfortunate chain of events.

can I be a girl at least?

>if
But youre still living in Russia and that makes you the biggest cuckold of them all. Living and working in a country that invaded and enslaved yours? Oh wait but im talking to a p*le, you subhumans have no concept of dignity to begin with.
Meanwhile sandniggers in dubai are literally shitting in mouths of poolish whores.
Is there anything pooles wont do for money?