2018

>2018
>still falling for the amazon meme
how is this shit company still in business? if you don't buy prime for $100 a year it's literally a rip off.

You’re supposed to buy several things in one go to save on shipping

well then why don't you buy Prime for $100 a year?
the way you make it sound, it should be a no-brainer.
just do it man! you found the loophole

once free shipping is out of the picture a lot of stores beat amazon.

all i need is an hdmi cable... also had to cancel my moms christmas order because some chink seller shipped from china and it took 2 months to get to the USA then got stuck at customs in Chicago.

Rarely the case. Even with shipping it’s often cheaper than retail with better options

Buying chink on amazon instead of alibaba?

I command on amazon then cancel right before expedition so slaves at amazon work for nothing.

>he doesn't use ebay for cheap items with free shipping

Why don't you have prime you loser?

I split Prime with my girlfriend and it pays for itself.

t. capitalist pig

You ain't wrong pimp

Using Amazon without prime is stupid.

They intentionally slow delivery of non prime orders

Paying for prime is ultra goy tier too.

You cant win.

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fuck it. just went on walmart.com got literally free shipping. only cost $4.98 nice meme amazon lol.

Amazon has no real competition. They openly support socialism like more taxes and stricter regulation, but easily get around from having to play the rules with offshore bank accounts and infinite supply of subsidiaries. It kills off jobs and companies that can compete with amazon till they're the only ones left. Only amazon wins, the little guy gets fucked over from the very laws amazon supports that's supposed to help the little guy and keep greedy corporations in line

having a left over .edu email address can get a 50% student discount for prime for 2+ years

>paying a subscription fee to not get ripped off
why don't i just pay the mafia for protection too while i'm at it..

>not just cycling through credit cards for new prime trials every time you want to buy something

>Not enjoying prime video and music as an added bonus

>video
I don't consume je*ish media
>music
I don't consume je*ish media

If they want me to consume their propaganda, they should at least have the decency to pay me to do so.

Where might one obtain these?

All media is okay when you pirate it

I don't know if this still works, but I used old gift cards left around for the free prime trial. After trial went away, I'd make a new account, and use a different gift card.

I don't know about America but that's a pretty normal shipping fee in my country.
And unlike others stores, Amazon ships for free when you buy books or over 30€.

>brand new book: $9 free shipping
>used book: $4 + $5 shipping

They let you get away with piracy because the media programs you to be more submissive, white boi

Don't order singular cheap yet sizable items then. Either add things to your order or get prime.

Eh. If you shop online often enough its better idea to have prime, then not. TBQFH.

Go down to your local college and enrol

Am NEET what's your .edu and may I use it?

It's my full name so no

> ebook $7 free shipping
> used ebook free and free shipping

wew lads

$100 for Prime is more than worth it if you place at least 10 orders a year.

So drag your fatass to Walmart or something and buy an HDMI cable from them.

I pay for prime and abuse the fuck out of the shipping policy. $10 item? Yes, I want that 2 day air shipped. I often order multiple

and tax

prime next day delivery is great desu never payed for it thought been using the student trials for two years now pretty decent

I'm listening to Leonard Bernstein's production of Wagner's Tristan und Isolde right now. Does that count as Jewish music since Bernstein is conducting, or does Wagner's pen mean it's not?

Never used Amazon in my entire life. Praise chinks for aliexpress.

Glad to be an europoor. Prime is 19/yr for me.

>order multiple items
>receive one item, two months later

No thanks

But it's cheap.

>Need to get my friend something for his birthday in a few days
>Friend likes cooking
>Get him one of those banana shaped banana slicers
>Get rush shipping
>Pay $13 shipping for a $3 gag gift
He still has it hanging on his fridge. Best $16 I ever spent

as if amazon is the only company that charges shipping and handling.

>using amazon ever

>Buy a .edu email for 3 bucks
>Get 6 months of prime for free

They barely do that anymore. They have the item the next state over and then send it via USPS the next day at cutthroat discount USPS rates where the USPS loses money.

>Complaining about paying for shipping
I've literally paid for shipping for the past 12 years until prime came out you jew

where else do you buy your iphone X plus with retina display?

>he can't afford amazon prime
better stick to the chink shit general threads NEET.

>if you don't buy prime
Thats the Idea user, they want you on prime

>touchscreens

90% of items on amazon have an alternative seller for similar or the same prices with free shipping.

> go to local cc's website
> complete admission form (should have instant acceptance
> get your edu address
> ????
> PROFIT

Because often times, prime items arrive late. it was nice when it came out, now its meh

>Dont have prime
>always buy with the 5-9 days free shipping
>get it within 5-9 days except for some rare shit I might need for the house
Stop being an ADD fucker, it will make your life better.

> items arrived late
> complain to customer service
> get prime discount
> keep doing it when they fuck up
> eventually get free prime
Not their fault you're a brainlet.
> mfw should've done this but didn't think it'd be worth my time

Good luck. They stop doing that after so many months btw. I tried it.

They stop after they comp you a full year

I'm close to hitting it myself

>not acquiring a fradulent student ID and getting bargain Prime

BAKA

Dude just buy prime. If you orders lot from Amazon it makes life much less hassle and actually cheaper. That"free" next day delivery has saved my ass so many times. Prime video ain't that shit either and it's why I don't bother with Netflix any more.

>Dude just give us more money lol and make sure to buy more stuff from us too!

I don't subscribe to any monthly premium service except for amazon. The student discount is amazing. I get all my books and supplements on the cheap. Plus those weird cheap items I need come cheap and fast to my house.
Walmart instore shipping is a steal. They do competitively price against Amazon and other stores in a few departments.

Well carry on being frustrated then. Oh and keep giving Amazon your business too. You Dickhead.

>music
Ever since they upgraded their music service and required an added subscription fee, it really has went from a 8/10 to a 4/10. I started using spotify just because I was spoiled with the old Amazon Music model.

>Oh and keep giving Amazon your business
I don't, because I'm not so retarded I think the solution to my problem is spending even more money with a company causing the problem in the first place.
You retard.

couriers aren't your slaves, they require money to be used

99% of the time my shit comes exactly when prime says it will. The 1% of the time I just complain to CS. Either they give me a month of prime or a $10 credit. Either one works for me, I'm always kind of happy when an item is late.
Not true. The prime shipping is guaranteed. Just bring up the guarantee and how they violated the guarantee and they hook it up. Done this literally dozens of times over the years.

>Pay for service
>It doesnt work
>Have to repeatedly complain over and over for them to fix it
>ITS GREAT BUY IT GOYS
You're not fooling anybody

Then why make a thread crying and whining about them?

Late and missing packages are worth more than a free year of more failure

I'm not OP, I never order from amazon unless its $25+, which gives me free shipping.
But your response of "Just pay them EVEN MORE money and then buy EVEN MORE stuff" is outright fucking retarded

So you never order from Amazon unless you order from Amazon. Typical Dickhead.

It is guaranteed up until a certain point. They will not just hand out unlimited free months

retard ffs read what people are trying to tell you
nobody pays for amazon shipping
if a purchase is so cheap it doesn't qualify, it's probably something you could have owned yesterday by walking down the fucking street to the corner store instead of buying it on amazon and crying to 4chins about how you actually have to pay the people who ship stuff for you

And I don't pay because I get free shipping with prime. Too bad you have to jump through hoops on a bunch of other sites and on top that still have to use Amazon. Leave the house? If I could do that to order it why would I use Amazon to begin with?