ITT: 'merica

ITT: 'merica

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hey that's me

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basically this

Fuck. I just realised that's my only merica picture I have saved.

>American humor
>Niggers talking in ebonics gibberish and making ghetto jokes about asses.
>Jewish people private jokes about other jews, self-referential citation, often understandable only by hipsters or liberal college students lulz look at that talk show person who make a joke about that hollywoodin movie actor lulz so pretentious but lulz.
>Ass Poop fart motherfucker shit fuck what the hell lulz
>Christians are retards lulz the rapture is coming lulz jesus christ is my savior lulz
>Lulz southerners are retarded lulz
>Lulz regular unoriginal stereotypes lulz cheese eating surrender monkeys lulz
>Lulz MTV humor lulz reality show humor censored noise who make beep beep
>lulz tryhard attempt to political satire about vulgar stuff lulz

I shit myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that's real
The pressure tears a hole
The old familiar stink
Try to drip it all away
But I can smell everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Everything I eat turns to poo
In the end
And you could have it all
My empire of mart
I will let you down
I will make you shart

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Also, i like how Americans think how much better they are from communist countries when they only have 1 other party to choose from

Don't forget the "if it's not pure capitalism, it must be socialism/communism" mentality

They sure are dull people

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>tfw Best Korea beat us to the Sun

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Yeah, but there's no toilets on the moon. Your guys were shitting their pants the whole time.

It's funny how you're simple minded enough to believe that just because you have a greater amount of choices that it makes a difference. CDU claims to be a center right party yet it makes alliances with socialist and green parties to form governments against the one right wing party. You have as little choice as we do, it's just disguised better, dont fool yourself

>that just because you have a greater amount of choices that it makes a difference
Just because I touched on one aspect of political freedom doesn't mean that it's the only one I can think of. Nice projection though

>CDU claims to be a center right party yet it makes alliances with socialist and green parties to form governments against the one right wing party

Which is terrible in what sense? I'd rather have a alliance where some parties are involved I can't agree with, rather than the "one or another" mentality you have in the US between the democrats & republicans. Not only that, but the countries politics will be more aligned with the average view of a citizen of said country.

Not that I agree with what the CDU has done over the last 1-1.5 years though.

>simple minded
Think about that again, buddy.

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It cheapens the party's rhetoric when they ally with parties than have no real connection to them, it homogenizes opinions and political beliefs in a way that makes them more palatable, which makes the party seem weak.

I'll agree that it represents the average opinion better, but it's not really more democratic

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bravery

hi im dan from minnesota

>making that image over an obvious jokepost

I have heard that potatoes can cause autism.

>be American school kid
>'there will be some minor changes to the lunches here at school, from now on friday is vegetable friday!'
>tuna pizza
>get shot

Fuck off Dan

america has a lot of stupid people.
ask me a question, and i will answer it with truth!
i am *scary music* mistaaah troooth

>yellow numberplate.....
shit

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FUCK YOU FOR NOT ASKING ME ANY FUCKING QUESTIONS IVE BEEN WAITING FOR 10 MINUTES REFRESHING THIS PIECE OF SHIT WAITING FOR A QUESTION I COULD ANSWERE. FUCK YOU ALL 3RD WORLDERS SUCK ON MY OIL COCK FUCKING ASSHEADS SHART IN MART DESIGNATED ZITTO ANIMALE FUCK YOU Sup Forums WORST FUCKING BOARDS UR """COUNTRIES""" ARE ALL TRASH
EAT A DICK ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU AND YOUR MOM

should belgium have seceded in 1830?

you'd just spout weak memes at whatever we ask

waste of time t b h

I don't know what that word even means.
but nethertheless french belgum belongs to france, and the german part is for netherlands. Ive heard theres a flemish part aswell but i dont know if flanders is a good country or not.

thats not a question, donkeyfucker
how does it feel to only speak one language uncivilised McIdiot?

Ri nam-tor etek rifainusular na’ashaya
Fai-tor du to-golar heh nash-veh isha
Nam-tor bosh-kugaya t’ra nah-tor nash-veh
Ri’prah tu nash s’fan vath sasu
Aitlu var-tor nash-veh du uf olau nash-veh
Wa’bolau tor nash-veh ken-tor du
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Raravamet:
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav vravshau nash-veh du
Ri dungi-nav sasahrat heh ek’trasha nash-veh du
Ri dungi-nav tor nash-veh maf-tor du
Ri dungi-nav tar-tor nash-veh rom-halan
Ri dungi-nav riyeht-var-tor heh dash-tor nash-veh du
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Ki’pufai-tor etek tik vath na’dom wu
Ki’suh khaf-spol t’du hi
Nam-tor du nuh’fusik tar-tor
Svi’fai-tor etek on ki’fihal-tor ra
Fai-tor etek zhagra heh dungi-mavau
Heh kuv deshkau tu uf olau nash-veh
Ri var-tor du nash-veh nuh’glan-famau tu gla-tor
~~~
Dah raravamet
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Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Ri dungi-nav tan-tor nash-veh
Tan-tor nash-veh du abu
Ki’pufai-tor etek tik vath na’dom wu
Ki’suh khaf-spol t’du hi
Nam-tor du nuh’fusik tar-tor
Svi’fai-tor etek on ki’fihal-tor ra
Fai-tor etek zhagra heh dungi-mavau
Aitlu var-tor nash-veh du uf olau nash-veh
Wa’bolau tor nash-veh ken-tor du
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Reh raravamet

>german part to the netherlands

I think you mean flemish here. the German part should go to germany. (flemish = dutch)

TOO FAR DON'T BRING JOHNNY CASH INTO THIS

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oh i did not know thanks for letting me know friendo
no wonder no one in amsterdam understood anything when i tried to use the little german i knew.

shart in mart

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Whats your favorite kind of soup?

youtu.be/gPbVRpRgHso

tomato soup.
How about you?

if you were really mr truth you would have known already :^)

fuck, the game is up

i am not mr. truth
i am not smarter or any more truthfull than anyone here, i actually am a bit more stupid.

thats all folks :^)

Not a Johnny Cash song.

Great desu, we don't have to bend over to another culture. Shows our superiority. I don't need to learn norwegian to spout memes in a norwegian chinese cartoon imageboard.

TOO FAR DON'T BRING Reznor-sama's INTO THIS

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What a bunch of fucking cucks

God I hate tumblr

That great pic

Thanks I made it

That sign is fucking gay though.

I really gotta learn how to play the banjo

get the fuck out if you don't like it
it's the best

That sign is gayer than your president's wife

can we just have Alaska

youtube.com/watch?v=EaTs_PvENK8

LEAKING BROWN RANCH IN THE AUTOMOTIVE BRANCH
NO ANAL RELENTER IN THE HOME & GARDENING CENTER
BROWN INSURGENCY IN THE PHARMACY
VERY SMELLY IN THE DELI
POP A SQUAT IN THE PARKING LOT
CONSTIPATION DEFEATOR NEAR THE WALMART GREETER
VIOLENT SHARTS NEAR THE SHOPPING CARTS
FECAL EJECTION IN THE ELECTRONICS SECTION
BROWN STAIN IN THE CHECKOUT LANE
ASS EXPLOSION NEAR THE SCENTED LOTION
BROWN MILE IN THE FROZEN AISLE
SAUSAGE NO BUN IN AISLE 1
DOODOO IN AISLE 2
ANUS IS FREE IN AISLE 3
TURD ON THE FLOOR IN AISLE 4
ASS COMES ALIVE IN AISLE 5
PICK-UP-SHITS IN AISLE 6
SPHINCTER GOES TO 11 IN AISLE 7
DEFECATE IN AISLE 8
THE WHOLE PLACE IS MINE AT AISLE 9
BACTERIA HEAVEN IN AISLE 11
SHIT YOURSELF IN AISLE 12
FINNISH CUISINE IN AISLE 13