“One tiny, ugly bug. Fifteen years. Full system compromise,”

“One tiny, ugly bug. Fifteen years. Full system compromise,”
#Applel

Wow, that's pretty bad
(but not nearly as bad as the latest Intel hardware flaw)

Mactoddlers will defend this.

>he uses mac os on his mac computer
lmao

>>he uses mac
lmao

>Don't let OP into my home no matter how much he begs to suck my dick.

Problem solved.

>he only has one type of computer

>he thinks macs are computers

>comparing me to some half breed using a tablet

>he uses macs
>thinks he isn't a half breed trogolodyte

> Doesn't even put link to read

Fagly fag

i see this ad all the time and I still don't know if its a boy or a girl

>mac
Found your problem.

Don't gender xir you shitlord.

ayylmao

>mac

>requires physical access
>requires the user to log out
>apple is already working on a patch
i know it's pretty sad to see a 0day for all the macos versions but it's a bit more blown out of proportion.

this why i come to Sup Forums.

Tech media loves to hate on Apple. This vulnerability isn't even severe and it's an excuse to call the entire team "sloppy" but let's all forget about Heartbleed because that wasn't a billion times worse than "oh lel an Apple bug"

this is why I come.

A mactoddler has defended this.

Apple news, good or bad, or not as bad as faggots want to believe, means clicks.
Don't release your thing the same day if not week as Apple unless you want nobody to notice.

Questionable behavior in the tech industry? Was Apple one of the companies? Make sure they're named in the headline, if not single them out.

Apple security flaw? Oh fuck, the world's going to end!

>t. mactoddler

>Apple security
Not even once

You're reading the chart wrongly.

>(((Shaikh)))

Curry break is over, Raj.
Get back to your phone station.

>implying windows 95 and msdos are safer than linux.

I was going to install Hackintosh, but I guess that is out of the question. Never mind. Thanks for letting me know about this security flaw. Even Microshit fixes their bugs. Mac users love to tease Window users for security flaws, but now they're having them. This is funny. A+ thread.

Never fails

For the same repeated joke you can see on reddit or even facebook?

Was meant for

>Full system compromise
But only if you are in possession of the Mac. Just like if you had the install media that allows you to reset the password(s).
Once someone has possession of your machine, it's no longer yours.

The Applel logo being sideways only adds to the hilariousness.

>macs are more secure they said

Plus 5-30% performance penalty on x86 bug
Great

No one will ever exploit it before it gets patched. Nobody ever targets MacOS, same as Linux.

But Macs also have Intel CPUs. Double compromised

>he uses MacOS
>he uses intel CPUs
oh I'm laffin

Macs on Ryzen when?

Lisa Su's confirmed the the new imacs will have Ryzen in them on her twitter.

Where do you see the defending? I'm just stating facts from the article that OP has neglected to show. And I did say it's sad to see that it exists, which is acknowledging that it does exist.

Wow the market shortage may be epyc lol

Would need physical access to compromise the target's computer. A patch will be out shortly. Though bad for a reputation if this continues.

Still bad, imagine how many govt agencies knew of this and stole peoples laptops or covertly access when a laptop was left in a hotel abroad?

I once made a mavericks hackintosh that had a Phenom II x4 960T

This is going to get buried now. I guess it will be patched
But for all devices? Prolly not.

It'll get patched for the latest supported macOS versions which is El Capitan to High Sierra, which is kinda sad, knowing how many zero days the old macs will probably now have.

Good thing Macs use AMD cpus

Inb4 AI starts writing code because humans cant be trusted

Yeah or maybe they'll just go back to real engineers because pajeets can't be trusted.