You go to the safest and best city in South America (São Paulo)

You go to the safest and best city in South America (São Paulo).
This gentleman approaches you and says: "PAÇA SILULÁ RAPÁ!"

What do you do?

yo no te entiendo you brazilian monkey

Paço a silula and tell him to have a good die, why of course!

ae rapais você não quer fazer isso não. agora me leva a uma senhora pra chupar a minha rola mais de uma hora.

I wait for a random guy with a gun to kill the punk and save me. If that doesn't happen, i just give the faggot my money.

*teleports behind him*
*press sword against his throat
*whispers in his ear*
*BOOOOOOO*

Thanks, you too

Shoot him, like that guy did in the video

I give him my money and when he turns away to leave I blow his fucking head off

BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM (click)

You are severely damaged.
You lose possession of all your valuables.
3 hours later, an ambulance and two paramedics show up.

They ask you: "Tá dodói? Quer ir pro posto com a gente?"

What do you do?

"Nah, I'm good man just leave me here I'll walk">DDD

*cough* *hue* *cough* *hue*

>Give the cunt my money
>Still shoots me
Damn nigger.

To the paramedics:

>Yes, i would like to go to the hospital please.

wow I killed him

I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL

What are gun laws like in Brazil?

¿Te rie´h payaso?¿Te reviento a ostias?

A lot of things will change after impeachment for sure.

Go to Porto Alegre - the Gauchos know how to control the monkey Brazilians. Good proper white people and a very safe city.

pohA caralho

After sedating you (just so you don't sue them for driving like maniacs) they leave you at the End of the Line.

What do you do?

out of the way

turkish masterrace cumin tru

If I'm still alive after that I think I can just go home and chill

kek

That doesn't tell me much.

Can you go to store today and buy rifle or pistol?

he's asking for your cellphone

Let me explain.

Technically it's possible to get your hands on a gun. BUT it's a very long process and you have to explain a lot of things... In the end most people aren't allowed to have one, and if you're lucky you can only have one at your home, no consealed carry.

If you served for a year in the military it's much easier tho.

no

Jesus Christ with a look like that who is supposed take that faggot seriously, good thing he died like he lived

The reason why our murder rate is so high is because our criminals are retarded so they die easy.

Stop railroading jesus you are the worst DM ever

>Sao Paulo
>safest in South America

>What do you do?

Give the money.

>"Tá dodói? Quer ir pro posto com a gente?"

Escuchame palhaço, eu tenho dinheiro suficiente para alimentar sua senpaiília um mês, me leve para o hospital agora.

You enter the hospital and it turns out the doctors are on strike.

You die of hemorrhaging.

>PAÇA SILULÁ RAPÁ!

Topkek

sheiit

brazil never again

It represents the lack of control the average brazilian has over his own life.

Kinda felt sorry for the kid when he said "I'm dying."

I mean, a person lives like that in Brazil does not choose that life. He has no other choice. It is different in western countries where theft is a choice. For him, it is survival. A kid on the streets forgotten by his parent, betrayed by his government, gunned down by his fellow citizen.

What a short and miserable life.

Tenho vontade de meter a faca 300 vezes em cada um desses doutores filhos de uma puta.

He still got more pussy than you tho.

shut the fuck up and enjoy one of the best countrie s in the world

>You go to the safest and best city in South America
>You go to São Paulo

I respond that I can't be at multiple places at one time. Then this hypothetical universe collapse on itself.

Are guns really that common ? What about the countryside is it as bad as the cities ?

They're not, most dudes rob you with knives (at least where I live). In favelas they're common tho.

I wish that were still true. Only a few zones of the city are really safe nowadays.

Though today National Security Force soldiers are being brought in to aid the police. Maybe that'll help a bit.

rob him since I'm a black gentleman

He cannot win against colombian's superior level of evil

This.

Fist him

ae muleque safado vou te bota na porrada morou maluco?

LOL
Look at pic related (violent crime rates n the capitals)
Porto Alegre is literally worse than Rio de Janegro, Recife and Macapá

Shit my pants probably.
Been bullied by 4 Turks who were a lot than me in public when I was like 9 or so, they wanted me to give them money so I ran away into an ice cafe close by to escape.
Still scarred.
Can't even imagine what a loaded gun in your face must feel like.

>safest
Try again