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classic Intel jew propaganda, based AMD wouldn't lie and say they weren't affected if they really were

He said if you have skylake or later you shouldnt experience slow downs from the updates :)

this

security.googleblog.com/2018/01/todays-cpu-vulnerability-what-you-need.html
> These vulnerabilities affect many CPUs, including those from AMD, ARM, and Intel, as well as the devices and operating systems running them.

Amd users on win10 are getting the patch today if they like it or not :)

It sounds like AMD has a different problem with security on spec branches so they should get the patch anyway, the original KAISER paper says it affected all x86 systems

It pleases me the amd shills will suffer with us

The patches for Android should appear on AOSP in the next day or two and we now have CVEs
source.android.com/security/bulletin/2018-01-01#2018-01-01-security-patch-level—vulnerability-details

it's because AMD also makes ARM processors and ARM is affected, AMD's x64 processors aren't affected

Well, can't you simply exclude the patch? Either you patch or not, your choice anyway.

Google confirmed amd is effected

>Senior Editor at The Verge
dude doesn't even know jack shit about consumer tech and he's suddenly an expert on kernel vulnerabilities? topkek.

security.googleblog.com/2018/01/todays-cpu-vulnerability-what-you-need.html

>These vulnerabilities affect many CPUs, including those from AMD, ARM, and Intel, as well as the devices and operating systems running them.

AYYMD IS FINISHED & BANKRUPT

AYYMDPOORFAGS CONFIRMED ON SUICIDE WATCH

good thing that android phones dont get updates so i will never get this

>he trusted a verge editor over a kernel engineer

Kek, what a Bozo

>ryzen not listed as vulnerable

Which systems are affected by Meltdown?

Desktop, Laptop, and Cloud computers may be affected by Meltdown. More technically, every Intel processor which implements out-of-order execution is potentially affected, which is effectively every processor since 1995 (except Intel Itanium and Intel Atom before 2013). We successfully tested Meltdown on Intel processor generations released as early as 2011. Currently, we have only verified Meltdown on Intel processors. At the moment, it is unclear whether ARM and AMD processors are also affected by Meltdown.

> Trusts the verge jewrnalist over engineers

Topkek

Disregard this autist. Thinks putting "lol big funny amd angry man meme" is making his argument less retarded.

Windows and directX likely btfo.

Google confirmed amd is effects by the bug. Truth hurts

googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2018/01/reading-privileged-memory-with-side.html

He has a source and its legit.

There are 3 bugs, AMD is "only" affected by 2

What a win for amd

>google confirmed amd is effects by the bug
Raza is that you?

see
AMD is at least not affected by the slowdown patch

mobile.twitter.com/rhhackett/status/948676213505232897

You've been lied to.

AMD have twice the cores/threads for the same or less cash you little threadlet.

Amd is wrong and has been proven wrong by google

GET FUCKED KIDDO

you need to learn how to english, pablo, before starting to make assumptions based on """news"""

Nope.

Are you gonna cry?

VERGEDRONES NUKED THE FUCK OUT


Now, enough with the shitposting. As a intel processor owner (like me), you blueshills should be mad at intel.

Youre gonna cry when you get the intel patch performance hit and i will laugh

>Meltdown

who cares, it's all about Spectre

Ryzen not affected buddy, cry more. No amount of google shilling with change that

Hahaha yes everyone is lying and amd is the only one telling the truth right

AMD hasn't said a single thing, so far it's only intel saying AMD is affected too trying to save face

Nope. AMD is secure against all three.

Even the team who revealed them said AMD aren't vulnerable.

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

>believe
>beLIEve

Your move, chuckles.

Is it fair to say that we're about to see some brakes applied to the fast-paced modern sensibilities and lifestyle of the internet age?

Lie more hahahaha denial

All the sources you need are in this thread, everyone who isn't Intel agrees AMD aren't impacted.

The specific hack is tailored to Intel chip timing and there may be a similar leak that isn't discovered yet in AMD. Now people will begin to look for it.

>It's there you just haven't found it yet
Do you also look for bigfoot in the woods with your friends

Google said amd is effected

...

Checkm8 poozen shills

AMD Pro CPUs aren't able to be affected.

Why?
AMD SME.
Where are the fucking Ryzen pro laptops, AMD?

>Senior Editor at The Verge
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AMD's statement:
To be clear, the security research team identified three variants targeting speculative execution. The threat and the response to the three variants differ by microprocessor company, and AMD is not susceptible to all three variants. Due to differences in AMD's architecture, we believe there is a near zero risk to AMD processors at this time.

Nice try Brian.

>not being based macOS master race

>root
>enter
>master race

pablo, please learn english before starting to mess with kernel level code, or you might hurt intel even more

See:
twitter.com/rhhackett/status/948676213505232897 and

im ready for the 40% slow down patch
shit fuck my shit up famalam

>we believe there is a near zero risk to AMD processors at this time.

They believe there isn't, doesn't mean their isn't.

I believe I can fly, but it doesn't mean I can.

W R O N G

we won faggots

I love how you 21 year old college kids try to sound smarter than you are

That's a far cry from "our processors are vulnerable to these three exploits", which is Intel's statement. This is covering their ass just in case, but "near zero" is pretty fucking clear that they don't think it's happening.

You've still got Intel CPUs.

t. retard who can't read the Google team report

MacOS is going to need a patch too retard.

Apple uses Intel chips.

Yes, and as of a few days ago everyone thought intel was secure.

Sup Forums is too full of fanboys for a seriosu discussion, Sup Forums is better.

Speak for yourself peasant. Who else /6502/ here?

LMAOing @ ur life

kek
forums.aws.amazon.com/thread.jspa?threadID=269858

>doesn't even know what a kernel is
>can confirm exploit Y it work on platform X because journalist Z said it so
don't kill yourself pablo, learn english instead

macOS is affected as 100% of them run Intel chips. Knowing Apple nowadays, though, they'll take their sweet time patching this if at all.

Phonefags BTFO. Why does this effect ARM, too?

It was patched already "retard"
go look it up

if this was real, AMD stock would be down 50000000000000000000% because AMD stock tanks easily, even when they revealed EPyc and Ryzen, their stock took a hit

kys Brian

Im not installing the patch :^)

It's patched already
>the state of linuxcucks

Why would I click on Twitter, retard?

>obscure AMD FX Pro product line that 20 people use today

kys sleazy intel shill

this. it's literally a clown pretending to be a tech journalist

And? The patch deployment isn't the issue, the issue is the patch causes a severe performance hit in certain applications

this! Time to throw away my flagship phone that I bought last year and buy a new one that comes with the update at launch

Hahahaha pajeet listen you dont even program for a living. Ryzen is effected by spector, sorry google had to burst yoir bubble

WITH JEWS
YOU LOSE

WE TRIED TO WARN YOU

...

The second exploit that effects all CPUs including ARM is unfixable as of yet besides a hardware swap

He linked to Google's fucking blog.
GOOGLE'S.

He didn't say anything in his own words. He quoted GOOGLE'S TECH PERSONNEL.

>trusting Google to be objective when they just bought Intel server processors worth billions of dollars to expand Google Cloud Platform just last year

LoL

Apple won just accept it. Where is the performance drop then? Patched before anyone and no noticeable changes. Rekt fag

>the issue is the patch causes a severe performance hit in certain applications
That's not an issue as of yet. Security mitigations are more important

So we basically calculated trash the last decades?

What is the second bug that affects all

Like a true fanboy, only trust amd when theu have been proved to be liers time after time like the rest of them

So if they know the patch will fuck everyone, why even roll it out?

>thurrott.com/hardware/149469/intel-says-recently-reported-security-flaw-overblown

Friendly reminder that DX9 is still actually broken on ayymd

And half the IPC Pajet

You probably dont notice on an Apple Facebook machine

why are you this butthurt, pablo, is it because you might have to go back to your country now that your h-b1 visa is going to expire and trump isn't allowing it to be renewed? learn english and read news from a reputable source instead of spamming broken english and links to fake news from """journalists""", you might be able to enter again

quads have spoken
ayymd bankrupt and finished
B T F O
T
F
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Denials from the ayys

>zero documented cases about any performance hits
top story is still "30% performance kill on intel"

>Rekt fag
you're making it too obvious that you're just baiting