Hey user

>Thanks for fixing my computer
>come over here and I'll give you my end of the deal

What was the problem with her computer?

What a gay fucking thread, great job op

Dongle forced into the wrong port.

is this what you guys actually fantasize about?

A thread died for this

At university a girl asked me to come over to fix her computer but she actually just wanted to fuck. I was astounded. We had a friends with benefits relationship for about a semester. That was six years ago, haven't had sex since.

I also fixed her computer once during that time. Just the usual "feels slow" shit.

Shitposting

Idk, i just used ccleaner kek

you should have installed a keylogger.

Personally, I'd honestly rather get paid.

i'm a 28 year old NEET virgin college drop out. will i ever get to touch a female's breast in a sexual and legal way?

Yes.

have you ever tried?

I heard there is a special forest for a people like you.

She deleted her essay from her mac and wanted me to recover the file.
true story. didn't get the succ :(

Wi-fi toggle was off. I charge her $30 for that.

I have a arm/tricep/armpit/rtapeziod fetish
who else?

Memewartz school of dank memery

it freezed i turned it off and back on again

Facebook wouldn't load.

Being honest, no, probably not. But life is still overwhelmingly worth living and there's plenty that's still open to you

Sure that will be $80 plus tip.

Taskbar was unlocked

She lost the cursor.