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dobby edition

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OK, so how do I make a move on girls without being creepy or too obvious.

janny

anyone else have deja vu?

Unsure if Janny is going to like or dislike this at this point.

only page 5 lads

Have you considered rape?

what the fuck do politicans do all day? paperwork? debate one another?

dobby is ugly and her accent is disgusting and her character is shit

like you do something/see somthing and it feels like you've alreadu lived the EXACT same thing? yeah

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explain this /brit/

>dobby is ugly and her accent is disgusting and her character is shit

They poo haha

Need someone to text me on WhatsApp so I can feel like I have friends

bender
she's literally perfect

Isn't it strange how sometimes the people you walk past the street could be millionaires, billionaires, actors and famous singers but you never realise it?

you have to be obvious

janny is fuming after being harangued on /qa/

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comfy tune lads

thanks but we live in a civilised country called THE UNITED KINGDOM. not australia - so it won't work here

Is this in South Africa?

Popped some panadol and the headache has resided for now

doubt he's a real officer, should be arrested for impersonation

Sniffing petrol is a bad idea

Is December a good time to go on a trip through Europe? Don't care about the weather.

all of that
most of an MP's time is taken up by constituency work aside from ones who are ministers and stuff

nowt wrong with her accent

yeah but yanks are obvious with everything
whats the british way to do it, "what ho fine lady would you like a spot of tea with me this coming tuesday afternoon"

he's either just got a uniform or he's getting fired so fast he wouldn't believe it

rap is essentially jew: the product

there hasn't been a single rap song that couldn't be more effective sung in folk format. true for even the best music but especially obvious in those with excessive emotion

'talking really fast' adds nothing to the experience and makes as much sense as talking about 'watching a film on fast forward'. it's just a excuse for musicians to lower production costs and raise markup prices.

would not mind rachel riley stuffing her nose firmly up my bum lads

Holy shit, you're such a bender

Less trains, less buses, less services, less events
Shops and the likes are closed earlier

Sunrise is late and sunset is very early
Weather is shite

But then you have practically no crowds and snow if you're lucky

Why are you all so jealous of me?

*pimps*

>less when he should have said fewer


off yourself runt

Bigots out of this thread immediately

Where in Zone 1? How do you afford it?

Are you sharing with 10 people?

No.64139987
that wee shite, Hull's better than wherever he crawled out from.

truth

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>less when he should have said fewer


>off yourself runt

Gonna try to stop drinking completely. Will it affect my social life? Anyone here got any experience of this?

what place in britain uses the word 'ragging' to describe automobile movement

Hmm...

business idea: /brit/ completely boycotts yanks

Nobody would respond to a single yank post
If a yank makes a new thread, we simply ignore it and use a British-made one

It would take a lot of group effort but it is achievable if we work as one cohesive unit

fuck off

>not posting the webm

thinking about starting to collect physical copies of songs/albums lads

where does that rate on the "autistic hobby" scale?

I like this idea.

Why do you need to give up completely? Do you have dependency/addiction issues?

>there hasn't been a single rap song that couldn't be more effective sung in folk format. true for even the best music but especially obvious in those with excessive emotion
it's not like they just decided to start rapping someday
it developed organically and isn't just 'talking really fast'

you'll die

Hey lads, I want to get into politics. Conservative Party.

Will a degree in PPE from one of the top 5 unis help me out? Also what else can I do to advance? I'd like to become an MP in the far future

I always reply to yanks

fuck you

Eastern Europe is absolutely booming
With EU funds its quickly becoming a decent place

Turbo capitalism is repairing communist damage

muh dik

Ermm did you even look at the graph

Me and the lads

become a councillor first and then get selected for candidacy as an mp after a while
you'll really have to stand out unless you have connections

i'm not a gangster i'm just about

become a muslim to regain social life lost from being infidel.

>complain about being lonely
>realise i've ignored literally hundreds of messages on interpals over my 4 months on the site
ah yes love my nature

low test nu-male beta cuckold manlet

My gf has got such a cute vagina

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
Parsley, sage, rosemary & thyme
Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine

the only difference between british and americans is everyone in britain knows we hate each other. yanks have to pretend they like each other so they don't get immediately dismissed or shot. and then some times they still do. kek

Alri mum put the Pimms down

My bf has got such a cute penis

diamonds on the soles of her shoeeees

popular culture is mind control

speak to a normie who watches TV or listens to the radio and tell me they're not a programmed automaton spewing out complete shite

What exactly do you do on interpals?

mine doesn't.

slight beefroast

Right thanks. How hard will it be to become a Tory Councillor? I do have a couple of connections in the Banking industry, and want to make more by campaigning and being politically active in the coming years.

make dnb great again

Me and the lads

imtiredof britmessingwith me

always doingthis thingonpurposejust toget in myway

ifiwas doing it there'd be hell to pay

absolutely love the smell of my own farts

You want actual human interaction, that's all.

Ah yes, asking Sup Forums for advice on advancing a political career. You're destined for success lad. Fuck off you little runt

*arrests you*

>everyone in /eire/ talking about how much they dislike the yank
yes... all according to plan...

don't know how I'll ever make friends 2bh

this realisation is the first step on the path to opening your third eye

honestly not sure, are you in a strong Tory area? I'd guess you'd just have to stand out among the other members and a PPE and some campaigning experience with established politicians would probs help with that

Need a middle eastern shooting olympian gf

VINAY NO!

Just farted at the same time as this runt, he thinks he's sniffing up his own fart and enjoying it but really mine is mixed in there

Where else could I ask?

>who /stayedintheirroomallsummer/ here?
what lowlifes do I spend my time with?

The lads and I

Can't be the only one who finds it obscene that this is an actual advert on daytime television

This is why our society is so sexualised

HEADIN FO MY TRUNK IF U TRIPPIN

Mine has a neat little slit and no beef, and it never smells

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TIM GROOVES

tim seems more off than usual

his impending eviction is messing with him

ah yes

countries don't exist

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That's shit m8

Lebbo team has some legit qts