Why is the Netherlands such a wonder of a country?

Why is the Netherlands such a wonder of a country?

>tall people
>best cycling
>patriotic
>chocolate sprinkles on everything
>liberal and tolerant society in the actual liberal not the sjw way
>qt city centres
>king's day
>live below sea level like mermaids

How can so much wonder fit within such a small country?

Germany, England, and Denmark had a baby in a swamp, It was inevitable, really.

Also Amsterdam has the best flag

somebody watched a ted talk

kanker brit

you had a really peaceful leader, until the point where another leader gets in the way of his expansion.

The landscape is horrible, though.

Looks like a Jew

Was a good talk

Your mother.

comfy

What landscape?

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No brits please
get the fuck out, I hate your kind of tourists

Best day of my life.

Why are you so mean!?

because you're loud, obnoxious, shitfaced drunk as fuck, don't respect the law or the locals and chavvy

I regret that Hitler didn't drop the V2 rocket in your cunt

That is only our working class, I am middle class and went to Uni. I am superior to the working class.

the only thing you're superior in is sucking my limp dick dry m8

Hij gaat lekker.

If I sucked your dick it would be hard and cummy because I am a high achiever

maybe if your country had more to offer than weed and prostitution

Holy kanker you guys are really braindead.

1 Patriotism is for rubes.
2 They are too tall at this point.
3 Living under the sea level is a stupid gimmick.

that'll happen from reading your posts

doubt it since the smelly breath will kill the mood
at least your queen is good at sucking dick desu, hence her being the queen

see that's the entire problem with br*ts, you fucks literally come to this country to smoke weed and fuck hungarian prostitutes thinking that's all we have to offer.
I haven't seen one brit walking on clogs while eating a kroket and admiring geert wilders.

get the fuck out forever please

Fucking shit we made your little slag princess cry

she cried her eyes out because an entire team's mouth smelled like raw onions
it's a natural human body reaction ya fucking slag