Try talking to girls after advice from you guys

>try talking to girls after advice from you guys
>Sperg out and creep them out

I'm going back to my NEETcave, this isn't worth it anymore

eggs and omelettes etc etc

Are you me ?

>taking relationship advice from Sup Forums
LOL

What did you say to them?

I had bad body language I only noticed afterwards and just acted weird

I think I'm gonna try it again but this time record the conversation on my phone to plwy back later and see what I need to improve

Also said retarded things that didn't make sense

damn

im one of them who gave you advice

dont go back to the shitcave

instead you should try going outside as much as possible to glow out of your neet life

If it makes you feel better, my marriage is falling apart because I refuse to deal with my failing mental health. I bet you're still in your teens or 20s.

t. 30s, fat, balding, and soon to be divorced

Hahahaha

Thanks for that user. At least ill know ill never be like you :')

>I think I'm gonna try it again but this time record the conversation on my phone to plwy back later and see what I need to improve

too autistic to live

Try doing it in front of a mirror, like a Sim.

...

Why is it autisric to see what you did wrong and improve on it

Worst advice ever, the more you practice the more awkward you will be

You can't practice out social scenes

>I think I'm gonna try it again but this time record the conversation on my phone to plwy back later and see what I need to improve

>People like this exist...
Just fucking end it mate.

But you can see your body language.

i know its a meme, but have you tried being yourself?

>Sperg out and creep them out

Plus you got trips, so there's that.

>You can't practice out social scenes
This, it'd make it weird. Not memeing here, but you just have to be yourself, and if people don't like it then tough fucking luck tbf.

user do you get a job ? Degree etc?

That's the "going back to the NEETcave" alternative.

That used to be me. Now I'm just a miserable alcoholic.

try being better looking next time

You know the drill

This is very good advice. You can skip all the body language stuff and talk absolute shit but women will still want to talk to you if you just become a 10/10

are you retarded?

how would practice social interaction not help you? It's a skill just like anything else, learning to keep a conversation flowing, asking intelligent questions, listening and responding appropriately, body language

I don't like alcohol. I'm a miserable pothead.