How much would you pay for a legitimate British passport in your name with an accurate photo and information?

How much would you pay for a legitimate British passport in your name with an accurate photo and information?

1500 post-crash Gee Bee Pee
which should be about 25 dollaridoos

dunno a tenner or something
mines pretty battered from being carried as ID and my photo is awful >.

Why do all passports have that square pokeball?

It means there's a chip inside

Your passport is your main form of ID?

Can't you use your driver licence or get an over-18 ID card?

Carrying a passport as ID at home seems like a bad idea

I heard a drivers license there is a stupid amount

lost my driving license years ago, haven't bothered ordering a new one.

nah it's like £20, much cheaper than a passport. I'm just a useless fuck.

>getting ID'd

Low tests and underages go.

I have an eye on you mr. CIA man

I'm 30, lol. Quite a few clubs I used to go to have those scanners.

I actually did get ID'd the other day for some non-alcoholic beer though. Girl looked literally 18. Felt good man.

I would pay with my body, I would sexually please the person who made this happen for the rest of her life.

Damn that's pretty degrading, would you do it for most first world passports?

Yes. Maybe for the rest of their life is a bit too much though, 5 or 10 years is probably more realistic.

>wanting to become british
I would literally choose death

You ever suck a dick before

Only twice

£72.50

Eh, not interested

b-but i can become better, i swear