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Geronimo!

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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>tfw i thought i was on /biz/
a fucking 5 percent drop is huge

This is literally nothing. Just like a 5% drop in performance. Stop overreacting.
Intel is still the best CPU provider out there with an established ecosystem and years of expertise.

They 100% deserve this for their decades of price gouging and pic related.

>muh price gouging
That's how the free market works, you commie scum.

Now use the option max

don't forget the literal baked in fucking spyware coprocessor/firmware shit that people literally don't want, and give no mechanism to disable it, except for maybe a select few businesses that actually use it over some other out of band management system.

it's nothing.
looks at mkt cap
200b (2018)
fa-fa-five percent of 200billion is nothing
I swear
i make more than that selling lemodes every saturday user!

They do make powerful CPUs but the management engine in conjunction with Meltdown and their constant lying and questionable practices should kill them. It won't, not properly at least, but it should.

>citation needed

You know what? Intel has made such stunning innovations over the years...literally given me some of the best computing moments of my life. Intel was always there
Every company makes missteps. It's what they do to resolve them that defines who they are. I am fully confident that Intel will bounce back from this better than
ever, and make their customers proud again. AMD has temporarily taken the crown before...Intel always comes back better than ever. So enjoy this small victory
while it lasts, AMD. Intel always, Intel forever!

>pasta

Fuck Intel man are you crazy or what? They've intentionally designed their processors with serious malicious functionalities on so many levels that nobody at this point could ever defend them.

The worst is yet to come.

Once the security updates roll on AWS EC2 and everyone magically lost 30 FUCKING PERCENT on server performance it will drop a lot more.

I think in some cases it will be much closer to a 50% loss if not more.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intel_Management_Engine

wtf happened tho?

WE'RE GONNA HIT 15%
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nothing happened, AMD shills are blowing this way out of proportion. It's literally nothing that only seriously affects VPS providers and just because an early software patch affects performance by a little bit doesn't mean they won't find a workaround that doesn't hit performance. Sage, hide and report these threads.

>an early software patch affects performance
ooh that thing, yea I think I saw a few headlines around it, fair enough

>$10 billion disappears in two days
>"AMD shills are blowing this out of proportion"

>affects performance by a little bit
>by a little bit
i've seen up to 40% (even on boot times)

>free market
On a true free market society there would not exist the forced Monopoly of ideas (patents, IP) you socialist scum.

>be a laissez faire capitalist
>speak against intellectual property
Only commies hate property, user.

GOTT STRAFE INTEL

Shillin' chillin'.

lurk moar

>he isn't buying the dip
stay poor, Sup Forums

This website is 18+. Please leave.

>dip
>not a waterfall

>implying it will come back up

>underestimating how much their stock will fall
>overestimating how much their stock will fall

...

1) Sell your INTC
2) Buy ETH while it's cheap
3) Proceed to the lamboland

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Any educated guesses if this stock will continue to dip or is it a buy at 43 dollaroos? Its been flapping between 44-43 the last couple of hours.

Don't buy right now. Nobody knows how this whole thing will affect their revenue. They're too volatile right now.

nooooo noooo noo i lost few monets, go up go up noooo

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>INTEL IS FINISHED
INTEL IS FINISHED
>INTEL IS BANKRUPT
INTEL IS BANKRUPT
>INTEL FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
INTEL FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

THREAD THEME
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youtube.com/watch?v=6CTnTi1Lq60

>MY STOCK IS DOWN 2%. IM RUINED
Sup Forums truly is one of the low IQ boards

Still not worth buying. I'll wait for a better sale.

0.1 rupee have been deposited on your account.

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>5% stock drop of 200B is nothing
>1% performance increase year after year by intel is fine
Oh how the tables have turned

I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

Why is there a spike in the middle of the drop?

>don't know shit, nor even care about what's happening in the technology world
>oh fugg intel stock just dropped, I should buy it while it's cheap
>hehehe yeah, it's rising

NOOO
HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME
MY PLAN WAS PERFECT, DO YOU HEAR ME, PERFECT
HOW CAN IT ALL FALL APART LIKE THIS
IMPOSSIBLE
GO UP
GO THE FUCK UP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Huge security issue on every intel CPU since 1995 and the fix murders performance, especially in server workloads

PINK WOJACKS FOR MY PERFORMANCE, CRYPTO MINING, AND INVESTMENTS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

dead cat bounce

JUST 100

According the the Meltdown paper, meltdown was disclosed to intel in June. The CEO sold his shares in November.

>5 day
I don't doubt they'll take a hit but if you're using a 5 day trend to determine anything you're doing stocks wrong. Post again in a month and we'll have something to talk about

youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

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BECOME SO
T I R E D

>1970-2018
kek, nice cope

When to buy? :)

When it hits $40

BUY BUY BUY

Buy AMD? (+5%)

wow it's fucking nothing
they deserve the worst desu

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Put some lubricant and get ready for the ride

All those years of expertise had brought us here. Find a job and get decent CPU, sorry you blew your money on new gaymur machine.

>little bit

Because your gaming / porn machine is so much valuable than those enterprise machines right? They are the reason you can watch your gay porn in 4K and play online games all day.

Haslel btfo

>benchmark doesn't show cpu load during the test
Post the online score at least.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>GeekMarkProductivitySoftSuitePassBench 2018

why are pajeets so dumb lol

>patents, IP

Without patents and ip medications would be 30 years behind.

Dam, honestly thought this was not gonna be that bad and some magical MC update would make the boo boo go away.

YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? I INVESTED AND LOST MONEY! DON'T UNDERESTIMATE THIS MEME!

hello brian

>Boo hoo. I'm mad that Intel officially sucks dick now. I'll just be in denial and lash out at the superior AMD hardware.
Boo-fucking-hoo

So should I buy in now or wait?

Wait until after the class action.

Go away, normie

"Look Inside"
What did Intel PR mean by this?

was overpriced anyways it just needed an excuse to go down.

>post yfw you don't own intel stock

>that dot com bubble
wew

>*still worth more than 4x's amd

Look inside the kernel memory

>publish possible exploit
>stock prices drop
>((they)) buy stocks
>it gets "fully" patched

youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

Buy low sell high boys

IN THE END

mfw my cousin who works for Intel just found out he has cancer and didn't need this shit

>((they))
it could be you too if you weren't such a fucking moron

Project Zero gives companies 90 days to act upon the vulnerabilities they discover, after that Google is free to go public. Intel got the information and basically did nothing. Brian waited until the last minute to dump his Intel stocks.

Intel bankrupt when?