ITT: Describe your country's political parties

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WTF IT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED WHY IS NO ONE VOTING FOR THEM?

>die Linke
Shit. literally called the left (party)
>Bündnis 90/Grüne
Same as die Linke with slightly more >muh environment and less >muh ossis
>SPD
Democratic socialists. Pretty shitty but slightly better than die Grünen
>CDU
Mergl
>CSU
Dogs that bark but don't bite. Can't take them serious. Also muh Bavaria
>AfD
least cancerous so far, but they act extremly retarded and destroy themsleves this way.
>FDP
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ANYONE WHO JOINS A PARTY COMMITS TREASON
T the green book

The politicians are awful and corrupt and the rabid supporters are even worse. Applies to both parties.

Centrists are absolutely alienated. Nobody likes you because you're too X for Y but too Y for X.

Isn't that a Batman quote?

IDK.

>PS
"Hello, I LOOOOOOOOOOVE BIG BLACK COCKS HIHIHI ^^ "

>LR (UMP)
"I like black penises :) "

>FN
"I HATE KIKES! (but I secretly love them

aahhh yes, the green book

One sensible party focused on good governance and statecraft.

One party with a base of inbred retarded trailer trash that's too stupid to read it's own gravestone.

I met a french dude who said that depardeu is an asshole. NOOOOOOOO, obelix what has he done?

Depardieu? Don't know, I'm not a paparazzi.

it's all memeshit opportunists from the commie era who rebranded plus some irrelevant edgy contrarians

>PT

Best party, it really does good things for workers and poor people.

>PSDB
Right wing corrupts.

The rest is irrelevant.

Fuck off MAV-PT.

sup, commie? Not starving?

commies, corruption and nepotism

Meme party 1
Meme party 2
Meme party no one take seriously 1
Meme party no one take seriously 2
Meme party no one take seriously 3
Meme party no one take seriously 4
etc...

Sup, Dilma.

>One sensible party focused on good governance and statecraft

The Green Party?

>PP: We will do nothing.
>PSOE: Killing men is right.
>Podemos: Everything that I do not like is fascist.
>Ciudadanos: Why, if we are serious and responsible they will not vote for us...?

>Labor
>we hate our current leader, we want this guy, oops we want the old guy back

>liberal
>if we get elected we won't have the political infighting of labour, oops we hate the leader so let's replace him lol

>greens
>I love muslim dicks :D

>one nation
>fuck islam

lyl

Corrupt fucking thieves.

>CDU
cuckservatives

>SPD
welfare

>Linke
antifa

>Greens
hippies

>AfD
alt-right

>Labour

socialists, 99% of their support being minorities, college students, feminists and nu-males

>Conservatives

not really conservative at all but a better alternative to labour

>UKIP

good lads always under attack by media

>Lib Dems

who gives a fuck

>SNP

major liberals in scotland that also use nationalism to gain support from all scottish peoples. have way too much power for their size. would take millions of refugees were scotland to become independent

>Greens

who gives a fuck

>Plaid Cymru

their leader is a bit of a milf

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Eh, the Democrats are okay, 2bh.

Left party= Former commies, really far left
Social democrats= Centrist left
Green party= spoiled left environmentalists
Moderates= standard right wing party
Center party= Farmer party, right wing centrist
Liberals= right wing centrist
Christ democrats= Further right than moderates
Sweden democrats= anti immigration party which claims it isn't racist all the time but is really corrupt and fucks up at every turn

>Eh, the Democrats are okay

akp: erdoğan
chp: kemalists
mhp:nationalists
hdp: terrorists

rest is small

Republicans: Weak, pussified golf course WASPs who thought (lyl) that Mitt Romney and Jeb Bush could actually be president. Tried to stop Donald Trump but couldn't for their most valiant attempts.

Democrats: Absolute slime. Thieves, crooks, human waste. Vote for them if you're a welfare nig, Mudslime, have green hair and a nose ring, or wear leather and carry around oversized dildos in public.

>National
Neo-liberal cucks who suck on US and Chinese cock
>Labour
Also Neo-liberal cucks
>Greens
Environmentalist SJW's
>NZ first
Notorious sellouts
>Maori
only reason for their existence is Maori right, otherwise their a useless party
>ACT
Anarcho-Capitalists
>Everybody else
Who the fuck are these fags?

Akp:glorious reis
chp:secular manlet cuck
mhp:muslim turanist
hdp:inbred kurds or far left cucks

1.Putin's guys
2.Guys who can't win
3.Guys who can't win and want USSR back
4.Guys who can't win
5.Guys who can't win

cucks, cuckservatives, hippies with unrealistic expectations, religious fundamentalists with unrealitic expectations and a party that has no ideology or platform beyond keeping the Swedish language.

>centre party
rural farmer party
>the finns party
folksy populist party
>national coalition
rich people's party
>social democrats
muh trade unions
>greens
muh multiculture and enviroment
>the left alliance
muh socialism
>christian democrats
they praise jesus
>swedish people's party
should check their privilege

Swedish parties are clustered around the middle, none of them is really strongly lefty or righty. Except maybe the left party, they got some strong policies like wanting to re-nationalize healthcare, schools, etc.

Even SD has worked on styling themselves as a standard social conservative party. Hoping to eventually become palatable enough that M will form gov't with them.

>Republican Party
They were corrupt pieces of shit with populist appeals to bible thumpers. Most people in the upper middle class income region also voted for them. Trump literally destroyed the party and I don't think anyone knows what's going to happen now.

>Democratic Party
Corrupt pieces of shit with populist appeals to SJW, minorities and 18-20 year olds who are still idealists. They used to be the better choice than Republicans back in the 90s and early 00s but now I think they are objectively worse. Still very very establishment.

>Anything else
ayy lmao

Don't be so hard on the dems

>Trump destroyed the party

He brought it into the 21st century. We could be dealing with 'God first' Ted Cruz. Or even worse- Jeb Clinton.

Never said they were good, but they're marginally better than the Republicans, which makes them the """""best""""" of the political parties that have a chance.

Don't you have a war to be fighting?

Isn't really the death of the GOP as it currently is, something that was inevitable sooner or later? Since it has had that white supremacist vibe since the 60's (starting with Barry Goldwater iirc) and the USA is becoming minority white in a few decades. Meaning it's becoming slowly more and more unrealistic to build a country-wide party on that basis. You have to move on and build a wider platform to include minorities, otherwise you're never going to win an election, unless the other party(ies) fuck up hugely.

So after Trump loses the election (which could be a huge disaster for the party), it will be interesting to see how long it will take the party to evolve past this stumbling block. Being that it's a so-called conservative party, it might be a long and painful process.

A lot of it is the racism holding them back, 2bh; most Latinos are also socially conservative as well.

>Isn't really the death of the GOP as it currently is, something that was inevitable sooner or later
yes but it happened 15-20 years earlier than i expected. jesus freaks aren't enough of the millennial demographic to continue campaigning with muh abortion as a talking point

>You have to move on and build a wider platform to include minorities, otherwise you're never going to win an election, unless the other party(ies) fuck up hugely.
first of all im not a republican or democrat, i lost faith in either party after i voted for obama in 2008 as an 18 year old and got completely burned by his bullshit campaign. i believe trump is getting more minority support than any republican candidate since i've been around

>it will be interesting to see how long it will take the party to evolve past this stumbling block Being that it's a so-called conservative party, it might be a long and painful process.
Maybe but I think the same thing is going to happen to the democratic party too at some point in the near future. There was a signifigant minority of people voting Bernie that absolutely hated Hillary that are only reluctantly supporting her because they believe that Trump is the anti christ because he said some mean (true) things.

I wasn't implying that it was a bad thing that it got destroyed. The Republican party did irreversible damage to this country in the 00's. Just like the Democratic party is going to do irreversible damage this decade when hillary wins.

The GOP will become the party that openly promotes white identity politics instead of merely suggesting it and Trump has given them a pathway to do just that, they never back down from their rhetoric and trump's radicalization of the base will give them no option but to double down on the current rhetoric.

They will trade away the Presidency to secure power in the House and Senate until the Democratic party crumbles due to it's own contradictions. When a generation has passed and mixed race latinos are considerd white, they will be doing well for themselves.

The democratic party however is going to splinter between the establishment and the radical leftists within 10 years though.

>Just like the Democratic party is going to do irreversible damage this decade when hillary wins.
Actually I take that back, Obama has already done irreversible damage in the sense that he allowed and even encouraged race relations to become strained (this was not even a THING when i was a teenager) for inexplicable reasons

> UKIP
Sort of a meme party, socially the alternative to conservatives but similar economic ideas, right wing . Actually get a lot of votes.

>Conservatives
Our most popular party, right wing economically but leadership moved towards centre to get dat vote, although over half the MPs still want to ban Islam

>Labour
Left wing, used to be all about working class, taxes and they really like welfare so much so they bankrupted us. recently became all about immigration as well which sent a few over to UKIP. Have gone more left recently and the current leader is a communist which has caused a party civil war.

>Greens
Literal muh environment meme party which only hippies vote for.

>Social Democrats
Traditionally middle party between Labour and Conservatives mixing policies from both but veering slightly left. Destroyed in recent elections as conservative won trust with economic policies+ more centre stance.

>SNP
Only in scotland, muh-heritage scottish socialists. Basically labour party without being the labour party.

center pretending to be right
center
center pretending to be left
commies

I say right wing for conservatives , they support NHS etc so americans would call them centre right perhaps.

Green party = alliance of Islamism and left-wing environmentalism.
Left party = former communist, nowadays just cucks.
Social democrats = Once the biggest party by far, now they die a slow death, is in government with the Islamic green party.

Moderate party = Two yeas ago they said "open your hearts", nowadays they claim they were always against mass immigration lol.
Liberals = has a dick as logo, only supported by dicks also.
Center party = HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Christian democrats = "no one cares"-the party

Sweden democrats = was nazi 25 years ago, no one likes them.

For the GOP your post follows a good logical pattern and it's a possible scenario but I think that the situation is too volatile to really know what to expect

>The democratic party however is going to splinter between the establishment and the radical leftists within 10 years though.
i dont think thats going to happen cause everyone that supported bernie is going to grow up and back establishment candidates (they already are). i do think that there is going to be a stronger push for social welfare in the future, but not 'radical leftism', unless you think expanding our health care is radical leftism

I was referring to radical leftism in terms that close to something that a non-college educated white american (by far the largest demographic bloc in the USA) would see it as.

Ok, all of them should be hanged with their families

oo in that case i think youre right

my parents voted democrat their entire lives but they're both unhappily voting for trump this election. they also both hated bernie because the thought of massive changes to the economy worried them because of their retirement plans. i think that a lot of people in their situation are feeling the same way, maybe more of them are going for hillary. i think i might have swayed my parents toward trump.

>Green party = alliance of Islamism and left-wing environmentalism.
Good description, it makes it absolutely crystal clear what a joke of a party they are.

They had a bunch of scandals the last year stemming from the fact that they lack any sort of foundation to their party besides "muh liberalism" and "muh environment". They had scandals with islamic members of their party who made headlines about refusing to shake hands with women etc. And it was so difficult for them to reconcile a) freedom of "being yourself" and respecting differences in religion etc with b) their emphasis on equality and treating people the same regardless of gender/race/religion. Any sensible person can immediately tell you that you can behave how you want in your own house (as long as it's legal obviously) but when you're in the public space, you follow swedish customs and respect the way things are done here. People expect you to shake hands here, so you do. It's that simple. If that is unacceptable you are welcome to emigrate to a place in the world where your ways are the norm.

t. center party voter

>Since it has had that white supremacist vibe since the 60's (starting with Barry Goldwater iirc) and the USA is becoming minority white in a few decades

"Edinaya rossia" - thieves, corruptionists, demagodues
All other - clowns who create the illusionof opposition.

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akp: average IQ 85
hdp: average IQ 80
mhp: average IQ 100
chp: average IQ 110

there you go

>Venstre and Social Democrats

Traditional right and left wing party, firmly occupy the center and don't disagree too strongly

>Socialist People's Party and the Conservatives

Traditional right and left support parties, increasingly irrelevant with shrinking voter shares

>Enhedslisten

Communist, environmentalist party. A mix of qt uni students and old trotskyists. Increasing voter share

>Liberal Alliance

Pro free-market pro tax cuts pro liberalisation but also has a few nuts in the party. Increasing voter share. Has potential but are just really boring

>People's party

Rorke party

>The Alternative

Green kooky party

to put it simply, left became right and right became left.

>chp
>110
KEKEKEK

>labour
muh unions and leadership changes
>liberal
muh small business and leadership changes
>nationals
we care about farmers but we actually really don't give a fuck lmao
>greens
where the fug is my muslim benis :DD and bublic transpord :DDDD and biges :DD
>one nation
fuck off we're full
>LDP
legalise... everything?
>everyone else
who

>Since it has had that white supremacist vibe since the 60's

Not really, it had more of a christian and traditionalist vibe. So the main demographic happened to be whites.

> You have to move on and build a wider platform to include minorities

They've been doing that since Obama won in 2008. Two of the republican presidential candidates were Latinos (Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio), they also happened to place 2nd and 3rd, respectively, in the primaries.

The GOP as we know it is pretty much rekted atm. They are in a transition period where they aren't quite sure what their main platform is going to be. I theorize they will become the party of isolationism in the future. It would make sense, neo-conservatism is all but dead and we've just been through 2 decades of firm interventionist policies with little to show for it. Isolationism definitely has its appeal right now, and is one of Trump's main platforms.

>chp
>not atleast 105

memleket çok iye gidiyi alhamdulillah

I completely agree with him
not even joking

>(this was not even a THING when i was a teenager)

You obviously were not alive in the early 90's then. Racial tensions comes in waves. It's always bubbling under the surface, but needs some big event to finally ignite it. In 1992, it was Rodney King. It all blows over in a couple years, then will go underground for another 10 to 20 years before igniting again. That is of course if nobody majorly rocks the boat race-relations wise in the mean time.

>le stopping playing the game is better than winning it le so much effort le where is my muslim cock le

really bitch?

From left wing to right wing (average scores in polls for 2017)

>Lutte Ouvrière (Workers Struggle), Nouveau Parti Anticapitaliste (New Anticapitalist Party) (around 1% in the polls)
Far far left.

>Front de Gauche (Left Front) (Between 10% and 15% in the polls)
Far left, pretty popular among arabs and niggers, middle class SJWs and some workers (mostly syndicates ones)

>Les Verts (Green party) (around 3% in the polls)
Rich SJWs party

>Parti Socialiste (Socialist Party) (Between 15% and 20% in the polls)
Ruling party, used to be very popular among middle class now it's unpopular among everyone.

>Modem (Around 12% in the polls, they will put a candidate only if Juppé don't win the right wing party primaries)
Center/center-right. Popular among educated and rich people.

>Les Républicains (Republicans) (around 35% if Juppé wins the primaries, and around 20% if an other guy wins the primaries)
Center-right/right wing party. No one really knows what they want. Sometimes they're pro-immigration, sometimes they are anti-immigration, sometimes they're like "FN is the devil", sometimes they're like "FN is not a bad party, we must understand those people", etc...
Pretty popular among upper classes and old people.

>Debout la République (Republic Arise) (around 5% in the polls)
Basically french UKIP. Anti-immigration and anti-Europe. People who vote for them are just people who don't want to vote FN because they don't want to be called racists.

>Front National (National Front) (around 27% in the polls)
Far-right party, pretty popular among lower classes, workers, employees, young people.

How's middle school in Holland?

In government: very corrupt
Not in government: corrupt

>Republicans
Muh guns muh Jesus
>Demo's
Muh taxes, Muh POC
>Libertarians
Muh free trade, Muh property
>Greens
Muh welfare, Muh corporations are literally Satan.

All are shit in their own ways.

I never realized France was having such a shift to the right. So what is the likelihood of a FN/Republican coalition government (I'm assuming coalition governments are a thing in France)? And, if so, what would that mean for France?

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