Welcome: Slavs

Welcome: Slavs

NOT welcome: fake Slavs, aka Czechs or Bulgarians

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my ankle hurts

/cnab/

If I'm naturally ugly but my sister is hot do I count as pseudo-slav?

Are romanians slavs?

Are you an alcoholic?

Did you squat too much or what?

Cyкa блять

avid runner

no they are gypsies

i can squat can i join?

only if you brought vodka

sorry i only drink soju but sometime i do drink a lot

sure, why not
they're welcome

is it true you koreans drink a lot generally?

hello comrades what are you doing

sure we can be friends we are not pussy

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ1u8Fzhn5Q

You can see those 2 bros are in a broship, you know where 2 guys sleep in 1 bed naked and all and the bitch is trying to attention whore and break up their ties.

Fucking women.

100% germanic

Slav rape baby reporting in.

How do you become an honorary slav?

blyat potatoes

I'm alcoholic and like to burn stuff. Am I Slav?

I drank with a Koreans, they never pussied out although they fell asleep quickly after wódka.

TurkoSlavGreek reporting in

We have Absolut Vodka, can we into slav?

lel the korean man is good looking in asian view but the girl is literal 3-4/10

t. Václav Fritz

you (slav or ex-soviet societies) and we share similar cultural things i mean about heavy military influence and strong alcoholism

Good blyat'd potatoes
Now squat

youtu.be/PYGODWJgR-c
>watching a kpop video
>one girl is drinking vodka (@ 1:40)
>it's not slavic vodka
makes me sad 2bh, people know of absolut and finlandia more than our vodka

Rakija is better desu

Finlandia is pretty fucking good to be honest

Tri moreta

Fucked all your morets tbqh

why are we not invited???

rude af

whole pan--slavic ovement was czech idea

Czechia is rightful German clay.

actually germany is rightful czech clay

I am new to the land of the Slavs am I welcome?

We can call it Czecho-German Empire if you want. You're allowed to keep your stupid language as well.

Transylvania

What the fuck are you doing here!? You can only stay if you are a commie from east germany

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you are in luck.
you carry genes that make girls look good but men ugly.
the negative side is that it will be much tougher for you to find a gf/wife
on the plus side, however, if you mange to marry, every man will want to fuck your daughter

Чoмy y нac двa тpeдa? Кaкoй лeгeтимный?

howw is that a plus exactly?

it was a joke

"German" "Humour"