Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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乙カレー

Muchas gracias

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えぇぇぇ

Taorila btfo'd

また台風かよ

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もっとください ~

英国ではどんな時に花火を打ち上げる?

mods got mad because i didnt post tao or rila for once

what am I supposed to do when my pen pal unexpectedly writes a paragraph about USA and bombing Japan.

She's a girl

guy fawkes nightとかじゃね

reply to her like "two werent enough"

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all you need is kawashima

俺が俺が俺が俺が俺が俺が俺の俺の俺の俺の俺の俺の心が心が心が心が心が心が心がね

What the fuck is his problem?

oats

she was goat like a dozen years ago

miss those days 2bh

No bunda

ぷは~
今日もいい天気

Every time I try to submit a post in Japanese, Sup Forums has a hissy fit. Any way to fix this?

いいえ

うおー外人氏ね

"sou da ne" or something similar gets marked as spam for some reason

ぷは~
今日は台風

ぷは~
今日もいい天気

ぞい子かわいい

I didn't know you were lesbian

>北部のヨーロッパ
>いい天気
>どんなときでも

Don't bully you fucking twat. Domo arigato mr faggoto.

Just tell her all development in Japan after the war was thank for USA

チョコ大好きだ
美味しすぎる

I have Kawashima and Katagiri.
I didn't know you can change their uniform in the game, how do you do that?

どこの国のチョコが好き?

looks like you had to get her SSR card during a special gacha earlier this year

Awww... I only started like yesterday....

チョコはチョコだ。どの国のチョコだっておいしい

Do you watch lesbian porn too?

i do

おやすみ

I only question this to girls. I totally ask this for research purpose. I wonder why a lot of western women tend to watch lesbian porn. It seems like white men are globally hated even by white women.

sporcle.com/games/bazmerelda/japanese-cities

これ最低でも42%正解できない人は日本に来ても会話が成立しないらしい

if it makes you feel any better you probably wouldn't have gotten her anyway
i started at the beginning of this month and i haven't even touched the premium gacha yet because i don't want to have my soul crushed

おやすみなさい

For sure.
The probability of getting someone under 20 is too high to risk...
I need a full room of BBAs complaining about everyone else being young.

I guess regardless of if you can change their outfit or not, the game is still really fun, so I like it.
I hope they have events and stuff to get good cards.

what does this say


>captcha: select all the traffic signs

what are BBAs? are they milfs or old women?

My bad translation (don't know some of the kanji):
The three evils of commuting
Driving drunk
Driving without license
Not obeying speed limit (?)
Ensure that I will never do these (?)

20 to 30 year old women you can get in the game.

>*Banish the three evils of commuting

sounds like average prostitutes to me ("the game" refers to prostitution here)

Do you know whether or not you can only do 特訓 once for each girl?
It may have been a mistake to do a 特訓 from normal to N+...
Doesn't seem like it gives me the option to evolve the card past that
Help

daisuki nippon!

I wish I had bought a house in Japan rather than spent it on drugs over the past few years.

Japan needs my money more than I need the drugs.

it's only once for any card and it can't be undone
it's also pretty much the only upgrade you can do for a card so it never hurts to do it

Is the game free? Do you watch niconico for game play video or talking with japanese fans?

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Ahh I see how it is. So it's not like a neutral card can become rare or anything. You need a rare card to train for it to become more than it is.
Gotcha, thanks.

It's a """""""""""free"""""""""""" mobage.
You know, gasha bullshit.

hey i will maybe go on vacation in japan on christmas or maybe next summer but idk where to go

I will get one for you. Let's talk about lesbian couples in that.

do real men never skin care?

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i.4cdn.org/gif/1472356461868.webm

i have previously been banned from for doing this

spooky mods

Wow, what's going on there? Why did the phone and the glasses suddenly started flying and then ectoplasm appeared on this guy's face? Is this a fake?

その子橋本環奈に似てるよな
ほんま天使やで
キリちゃんはその子と同じでこのスレの癒しやね

何故ホタテは美味しいのか

あなたは唾を楽しんでいますか?

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the only thing i like when browsing these threads is seeing that french trip fag distribute his gay humour
god, i'd love to wreak havoc in his butthole and cum in his whore mouth

does anyone else feel the same way about The F?

なんかカッコイイのん

ah yes these are my favourites, they make me laugh so much

i.4cdn.org/gif/1471652339556.webm
i.4cdn.org/gif/1471843120530.webm

i'd like to do him in the mouth too

how is the guy with the drill not convulsing with laughter?
mad as fuck

I have to get up at 8 to go to Seoul
It's 4:30 and I can't sleep because I'm so nervous
fuck

excellent
we should track him down and spit roast him

Will you kill any fellow gooks today?

This can't be healthy for her

Come on now, she's just a retarded jap

fucking hell
debbie downer is here to spoil the fun

man every time i go into a jav thread my mind is blown from admiration of japan

I feel you m8. Japan is truly a cultured nation. They aren't dog eating savages at all

when did you bang your head and for how long were you unconscious?

H-hey, I'm all for a bit of fun like the rest of the guys, but it's just that I like to have fun when I'm 100% sure that health and safety standards are respected and obeyed

more to the point im in awe of how a country can be so civilized and depraved at the same time

Who sets the safety standards? I don't believe in the concept of a state if your answer is something like "the country the action is taking place in"

>I don't believe in the concept of a state
Are you one of those "undocumented" not not-illegals?

are the those silly nips sleeping?

Nope, I am technically a citizen but I don't believe the state should exist.

t. julio menendez de la huerta y francisco of Chihuahua

I don't speak the commie language, comrade.

Why Japan, WHY?

www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/vod/lens/20160829.html

they will have to learn the hard way i guess

Is that the famous mass shooter, Sam Hyde?

アッラーフの他に神はなし
ムハンマドはアッラーフの使徒である

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