Australian subs appear off the coast of your country

>Australian subs appear off the coast of your country

How fucked are you?

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not really. we have russian subs defending us.

Not at all, they are probably visiting for a bit of banter.

not even a bit

they're just here for a training exercise

wondering why do we have a coast and what are the aussie cunts are up to

we're fucked in all honesty

>no coast
>no problem

this desu

let the americans handle it.

why is the australian navy so damn small?

Orbital strike in 3... 2... 1...

They'll get BTFO'ed even before they can decide the kind of kangaroo they'd eat for breakfast

0/1000000000

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Ima offer a drink to these underwater kangaroos, they're probably tired

Not very. Just deploy some stingrays and get them get BTFO

>Australian to French coast with non nuclear subs

...

offer our men for their boipussies

Friendly reminder that those are swedish designed.

>big black phalic shaped
>shipyard kockums

Just a bunch of drunk cunts.

>mfw France literally let junglechinks get info on the Scorpenes

You know we're building a nuclear sub with that shit, right?

Underwater kangaroos BTFO

>inb4 poostorm

Which coast?

Go back to black metal, these discussions are not for cucks like you

They're probably just here to hang out or something. Just invite them to land and chill out on the beach.

Why don't you wagon wheel yourself back to working on your space poogram

How can one work on space program without signing NPT? Cheeky Indians

dont even try dumbfuck aussi

Atleast we have one; unlike your snowy depressing forests and edgy satanic cult national socialistic jewhating populace that love renting out their women to niggers and play snowman while the economy sinks and the niggers rail your wife

its called diplomatic influence, you guys had it till 1991

Pajeet bringing the heat

>Australian sub surfaces on California beach
>US military moves to blockade and intercept
>Sub stops moving
>Requests communication with the American fleet
>"SHART IN THE MART" is heard across the deck

Hard to take a grown man who still aren't potty trained seriously. Even harder to feel insulted by said man

i lold hard. It's just a canned kangaroo meat.

Not, I would advise them to move on though, before we made their subs into islands.

Brazil has missiles? Confess where you stole the rocket?

Yeah honey I know that the reality is in stark contrast to what you think of yourselves

When you realize it you can stop making pentagrams and step out into the real world

Also, hard to take anyone who uses "aren't" in singularity seriously

Wonder how they got here with only diesel engines

Rules of grammar don't apply when you're a satanist

Maybe the pedals...

Considering that we sell them warships, it will be almost zero.

>implying you cucks are true blue devil worshippers

>implying you wouldn't wet the bed after a cat shrieked in the alley

>implying you wouldn't wet the bed
>indian uses urination outside the toildet as an insult
Pajeet, please

Pretty fucking surprised is what I am.

just bantz

>Implying a satanist and a devil worshipper is the same thing

They're already there 2bh so nothing changes
For our """"""protection"""""" of course

>thanks to russian hackers
we know how these subs are crappy

The French company that won the bid to design Australias new 50 billion submarine fleet has suffered a massive leak of secret documents, raising fears about the future security of top-secret data on the navys future fleet.
theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/defence/our-french-submarine-builder-in-massive-leak-scandal/news-story/3fe0d25b7733873c44aaa0a4d42db39e

>hurr there are no blue water diesel-electric subs

Ours are constantly in Caribbean