There are people on this board that don't know how to write a Hello World program in at least 3 languages

>There are people on this board that don't know how to write a Hello World program in at least 3 languages
What are you doing with your life?

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Not being a code monkey that's what

print "hello world\n";

Guess how many languages I just wrote that in

change that to print("hello world");
and you will cover 10 times more languages

Advancing actual technology

hello worldhello world

10 print hello world

#include

int main()
{
std::cout

>There are people on this board that don't know how to use google so they can copy and paste a Hello World program in at least 3 languages.

Fixed for you OP.

>What are you doing with your life?
Avoiding becoming a commodity-coder.
Soon, every idiot, unfit for any other job, will be a coder. So much for your delusion of elitism.

SELECT "hello world" FROM DUAL

print('hello world')


console.log('hello world')

print("hello world")
I don't even program

c#
namespace Programmation
{
public class Program
{
public static void Main(string[] args)
{
Console.WriteLine("Hello World");
}
}
}

Java
public class Program {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println("Hello World");
}
}

TypeScript
Alert("Hello World!";

Serial.println("hello world")

Oh, I guess the last one would not compile because I forgot the parenthetical.

>Hello World
>Bonjour le Monde
>Sandu Ciorba Mamaliga cu Malai

what's your point?

>there are people who don't know what an int is

programming is for nerds

Hello World
Hola Mundo
Salve Terra

echo Hello, World!
echo Hello, World!
#include

int main(void){
printf("Hello, World!\n");
return 0;
}

how did I do?

Good job. OP confirmed for faget

Hello world in three mainstream languages:

Ruby:
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puts .map(&:chr).join


Javascript:
pastebin.com/gt2xBcVk
(too long for post)

Bash/Unix:
% cat
Hello, world.

nice

>That javascript
You're evil

m.youtube.com/watch?v=sL5Mz-H7_w8

print('Hello World')
print('Hallo Welt')
print('Пpивeт миp')

Thanks! It's a subset of JS called JSfuck. I used an online compiler to generate it:
jsfuck.com/

Just made this, pretty proud of myself, say nice things please

#include
using namespace std;

int main()
{
system(echo "Hello World!")
}

fight me

static void Main(string[] args)
{
var ran = new Random();
var hw = "Hello World!";
List str = Enumerable.Range(32,hw.Length).Select(i=>Convert.ToChar((byte)ran.Next(32, 122))).ToList();
List tasks = new List();
Task.Run(() =>
{
while (new string(str.ToArray()) != hw)
{
Console.WriteLine(new string(str.ToArray()));
Thread.Sleep(10);
Console.SetCursorPosition(0, 0);
}
Console.Clear();
Console.WriteLine(new string(str.ToArray()));
});

foreach (int i in Enumerable.Range(0, hw.Length))
{
tasks.Add(Task.Run(() =>
{
while (str[i]!=hw[i])
{
var b = (byte)ran.Next(32, 122);
lock (str)
str[i] = Convert.ToChar(b);
Thread.Sleep(10);
}
}));
}
Task.WaitAll(tasks.ToArray());
Console.ReadKey();
}

>> ()[]+! is turing complete in JS and allows arbitrary side effects.

Javascript was a mistake.

import java.util.Scanner;
public class V {
public static void main(String[]args) {
Scanner u=new Scanner(System.in);
double x;
System.out.println("Insert the number you want to have the square root of:");
double y=u.nextDouble();
if (y>=0) {
x=Math.sqrt(y);
System.out.printf("Square root of the inserted number is "+x+".");
}
else
System.out.printf("You can't have a root of a negative number retard.");
}
}

#include
main(){
system("echo Hello World!");
}

system() accepts a string as its argument: not having your speech marks encapsulate the "echo" will result in an error.

Python
print("hello, world!")

C
#include

void main()
{
printf("hello, world");
}

Rust
fn main() {
println!("hello, world");
}

...

Selling the mad crypto we business jocks told you code monkeys to make

Got a date with your girlfriend later too :^)

>Implying Sup Forums technology board is strictly for programmers

>hello worldhello world
I'll let you have this one because OP didn't specify programming or markup languages but you are still sub-human scum

>implying a chick would choose a fuckwad MBA over a programmer in 2018
I'd kek at that, but I'm too busy keking at your leased BMW in the rear view of my maserati

payscale.com/research/US/Degree=Master_of_Business_Administration_(MBA)/Salary

I do, but desu I'd rather be proficient in a single language than know half of a couple languages.

/thread

Hhhmm I wonder how many Spectre vulns you just patched with your Hello World program faggot?