"all girls would look like this if hitler won" edition
/brit/
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cornwall
ooga booga ver da nordick womin at
cornwall
Warning call? Corning wall. Coincidence? I don't think so.
stratford
LISTEN:
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TIGHTS subedition
Hampshire
shant be clicking either of these viruses
cornwall
>take my top off last night
>girl says 'oh you're actually quite small' i.e. not ripped
fucking end it, need to start lifting now.
doing a watch of this
btfo
would fuck as long as she doesn't show her teeth
freshly converted file
get it while it's warm and moist
Willy Wonka died lads
just bought jalopy lads
>lifting for girls
where did you get this pic of my gf
Getting really fucking tired of my friends ringing me up just so they can smoke weed at my fucking flat.
Literally one mate would not come out to socialise with his friends (one who's on his last day then leaving to go back to London) because he was "too busy ordering flight tickets" but as soon as it's, "might have a smoke at the flat later" he is instantly on his way round without double-checking if it's ok to come round
pisses me off
kek
pretty cute, but pretty boring tho
I prefer muh cultural enrichment
Mate, why can't you just admit you're in the wrong? Are you literally this delusional. Why are you still blogposting on int
ring alarm dem boys in town
sack 'em off then.
you still won bc you had her girl in your bed, so fuck that noise. also if you do wanna get a little buff just do it, seems you got game w/o needing to be ripped tho
tell them no
and let's go to this lad's flat next time
cornwall
Good grief that's really got my grey matter tingling
I actually have little to no game, especially when sober, just blessed with good looks and i'm not overweight.
being /fa/ helps too.
cornwall
good post
Making poops
>Having friends
That's the best part. The subborn paki will get longer in jail because he won't plead guilty
How'd you get that pic of my gf????
really desperate for reasons to leave the house
Yah mon ya gots ta chill, weed be da peaceful herb God put it in da ground, he made it to share mon
who /sissytwinkboi/ here? raise youre hand, lemme say that boipucci whiteboi
GonnamakeabreakandtakeafakeI'dlikeastinkingachingshakeIlikevanillait'sthefinestoftheflavoursGottaseetheshowcausethenyou'llknowThatvertigoisgonnagrowCauseit'ssodangerousyou'llhavetosignawaiver
>poops
FOY
shite quality tbqh so I made this instead
*crowd goes wild*
this argie is a bit of a bender
definitely not gong to decode this
Tfw the dentist keeps provoking you and a buffoon oaf sends a picture of himself to you in the post
black women are disgusting
t. black man
GonnagetasetabetterclubsGonnafindthekindwithtinynubsJustsomyarmsaren'talwaysflyingofftheback-swing
piss off virgin
extremely cheeky
METRO BOOMIN WANT SOME MORE NIGGA
>Smoking weed still
Literal children. it was fun for a bit sure, but time to move on.
cornwall
>Gene Wilder dead at the age of 83: Legendary actor who played Willy Wonka suffered from Alzheimer's
n-no
heil hitler
is Vin Diesel autistic?
>black women are disgusting
...
need a gf who will do this to me
to what? heroin?
what is this municipality called?
Franziska
always wanted to race horses for a living
shame i'm 6' 3"
reading, rock climbing, hiking, exercising, hanging with the gf.
you know, adult things
new
...
god i wish that was me
*gives you a promotion*
>rock climbing
>adult things
hahahahahahahaha
Doire
*pisses on you*
Lads am I being an arse?
Somebody at work is kicking off because I have some information that some big American lawyers want to know for our company in some deal worth like 100 million pound.
I get like 20k a year so haven't looked at any work emails on bank holiday and they're acting like I should have just sent that email today even though it's a holiday.
I'm not being an arse am I?
Why the fuck should I be on standby for 24 hrs if I don't get paid enough for it?
*bites your still pissing cock clean off*
horrid these tights
Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
Londonderry
fuck you
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
Some lower level runt at my company is being an arse lads, might have to fire him
doing more than you are paid for is the best way to get paid more
*cums on you out of my penis hole*
I never look at my emails on bank holidays either lad
fuck them
I'm supposed to call someone now but holy shit it's impossible due to phone calling anxiety...anyone else have this?
Matt
And BRUISED UP from the pistol WHIPPING
nah not really, they can't expect you you to work for free. Though it may have been pragmatic to just it on this occasion, shows good will.
GFs just got these tattooed on their faces
thoughts?
please don't sack me
the shelf
*fires you*
>janny gave up and deleted balt+ausnz
top kek
...
Yes massively
I went to see a doctor today that i've never been to. He's from England
It's really weird, he had a noticeable accent, but he pronounced H the American way, and he said "candy" amongst other Americanisms
...
Hey!
Watch me, lads
complete nonce
*points at you*
user! GIVE US A WAVE!
user ANON GIVE US WAVE!
genuinely don't understand why people get upset when old people die
do you expect them to live forever haha what?