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"all girls would look like this if hitler won" edition

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cornwall

ooga booga ver da nordick womin at

cornwall

Warning call? Corning wall. Coincidence? I don't think so.

stratford

LISTEN:
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TIGHTS subedition

Hampshire

shant be clicking either of these viruses

cornwall

>take my top off last night
>girl says 'oh you're actually quite small' i.e. not ripped

fucking end it, need to start lifting now.

doing a watch of this

youtube.com/watch?v=LCoI3DdstZw

btfo

would fuck as long as she doesn't show her teeth

freshly converted file

get it while it's warm and moist

Willy Wonka died lads

just bought jalopy lads

>lifting for girls

where did you get this pic of my gf

Getting really fucking tired of my friends ringing me up just so they can smoke weed at my fucking flat.

Literally one mate would not come out to socialise with his friends (one who's on his last day then leaving to go back to London) because he was "too busy ordering flight tickets" but as soon as it's, "might have a smoke at the flat later" he is instantly on his way round without double-checking if it's ok to come round

pisses me off

kek

pretty cute, but pretty boring tho

I prefer muh cultural enrichment

Mate, why can't you just admit you're in the wrong? Are you literally this delusional. Why are you still blogposting on int

ring alarm dem boys in town

sack 'em off then.

you still won bc you had her girl in your bed, so fuck that noise. also if you do wanna get a little buff just do it, seems you got game w/o needing to be ripped tho

tell them no

and let's go to this lad's flat next time

cornwall

Good grief that's really got my grey matter tingling

I actually have little to no game, especially when sober, just blessed with good looks and i'm not overweight.

being /fa/ helps too.

cornwall

good post

Making poops

>Having friends

That's the best part. The subborn paki will get longer in jail because he won't plead guilty

How'd you get that pic of my gf????

really desperate for reasons to leave the house

Yah mon ya gots ta chill, weed be da peaceful herb God put it in da ground, he made it to share mon

who /sissytwinkboi/ here? raise youre hand, lemme say that boipucci whiteboi

GonnamakeabreakandtakeafakeI'dlikeastinkingachingshakeIlikevanillait'sthefinestoftheflavoursGottaseetheshowcausethenyou'llknowThatvertigoisgonnagrowCauseit'ssodangerousyou'llhavetosignawaiver

>poops
FOY

shite quality tbqh so I made this instead

*crowd goes wild*

this argie is a bit of a bender

definitely not gong to decode this

Tfw the dentist keeps provoking you and a buffoon oaf sends a picture of himself to you in the post

black women are disgusting

t. black man

GonnagetasetabetterclubsGonnafindthekindwithtinynubsJustsomyarmsaren'talwaysflyingofftheback-swing

piss off virgin

extremely cheeky

METRO BOOMIN WANT SOME MORE NIGGA

>Smoking weed still

Literal children. it was fun for a bit sure, but time to move on.

cornwall

>Gene Wilder dead at the age of 83: Legendary actor who played Willy Wonka suffered from Alzheimer's

n-no

heil hitler

is Vin Diesel autistic?

>black women are disgusting

...

need a gf who will do this to me

to what? heroin?

what is this municipality called?

Franziska

always wanted to race horses for a living

shame i'm 6' 3"

reading, rock climbing, hiking, exercising, hanging with the gf.

you know, adult things

new

...

god i wish that was me

*gives you a promotion*

>rock climbing
>adult things
hahahahahahahaha

Doire

*pisses on you*

Lads am I being an arse?

Somebody at work is kicking off because I have some information that some big American lawyers want to know for our company in some deal worth like 100 million pound.

I get like 20k a year so haven't looked at any work emails on bank holiday and they're acting like I should have just sent that email today even though it's a holiday.

I'm not being an arse am I?

Why the fuck should I be on standby for 24 hrs if I don't get paid enough for it?

*bites your still pissing cock clean off*

horrid these tights

Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme

Londonderry

fuck you

Gypsies, tramps and thieves

Some lower level runt at my company is being an arse lads, might have to fire him

doing more than you are paid for is the best way to get paid more

*cums on you out of my penis hole*

I never look at my emails on bank holidays either lad

fuck them

I'm supposed to call someone now but holy shit it's impossible due to phone calling anxiety...anyone else have this?

Matt

And BRUISED UP from the pistol WHIPPING

nah not really, they can't expect you you to work for free. Though it may have been pragmatic to just it on this occasion, shows good will.

GFs just got these tattooed on their faces

thoughts?

please don't sack me

the shelf

*fires you*

>janny gave up and deleted balt+ausnz
top kek

...

Yes massively

I went to see a doctor today that i've never been to. He's from England
It's really weird, he had a noticeable accent, but he pronounced H the American way, and he said "candy" amongst other Americanisms

...

Hey!

Watch me, lads

complete nonce

*points at you*

user! GIVE US A WAVE!

user ANON GIVE US WAVE!

genuinely don't understand why people get upset when old people die

do you expect them to live forever haha what?