How do we fix Australia?
How do we fix Australia?
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Send them all of Europe's muslims
is that a spider carrying a snake?
b-bye
kil al spider
What's even worse is it's fucking galloping
>yfw you wake up in the middle of the night and see this running at you in the moonlight
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Just fucking nuke it all and start over
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Insects might survive the nuclear war.
>How do we fix Australia?
just give it back to aborigines and spiders and roos
anglos should of never come there
>''fug my fuse blew out''
>''better replace it''
>arrive at electric meter
>pic related
thank god im not australian
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was obviously for >tfw it 10pm and im already fucking blasted
Dont be such an arachnophobe bro
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SCOOP THE POOP WITH DIDGERIDOOT
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How many more degrees of global warming would it take to submerge it
Fuck this I'm never ever visiting Australia
But they are cute
Nice. Now I'll have a lot of friends once I get to Australia.
>ten years old
>moving out of first home
>looking at new home for the first time
>walking around in the backyard absent minded
>place hand on screen covering one of the windows
>weird itchy feeling on my hand so i pull it away
>my hand and the door are both COVERED in baby spiders
I'd nearly fucking forgotten about that shit until i saw these pictures
even if all the ice melted from both poles, sea level would only increase by 80 feet.
we're fucked
WE HAVE TO TRY IT
FOR THE SAKE OF THE HUMAN RACE
DROP THE FAT-BELLY CZAR ON AUSTRALIA
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This is not Australia, they are everywhere
Spiders ain't insects, дypaчoк
I hope Aliens don't look like this.
Is this a real photo?
Yes it's real
There's nothing we can do...
>h-hey a-are we going for a road trip?
Pic reminds me of "The Mist" (2007). Great movie
fucking do it!
Well, you want to get out of the car?
No it cannot be real.
Seriously.
This must be a Hollywood Spider.
IT MUST BE A HOLLYWOOD SPIDER
Watched the movie this year, pretty nice
Don't do that, they love you
>this thread
Better if I post cute girls?
We don't. It's perfect.
If I ever saw this in my house I would legit faint.
FUCK I HATE ITALY NOW!
MEET ME IN THE TEUTOBURG FOREST, NIGGA!
What about this?
Uh, you want guys
NO
WAY
No fucking way.
Nope nope nope.
>being afraid of spoiders
Fucking homos the lot of you
BURN IT DOWN
A qt one for my fav invisible girl
t. The country with no big spiders
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ONE IS EATING A LIZARD
FEW ARE EATING SNAKES
ONE IS ATTACKING A SPARROW
I like kawaii kumo-san but this is NIGHTMARE how can you not see???
What if they hide under the ground?
ikr what a bigot
Spiders really aren't that scary.
Now, imagine a spider having all the typical mannerisms of a common house pet dog. Not scary, right? Get over it pussies
And bats? I think they can kill even Batman
>this thread
Dogs don't do this
Looked more like a hungry Burger hand 2bh
Neither do spiders 99.99999% of the time
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Let's be real, if you were cleaning out your garage and saw this shit I'm pretty sure you'd shart yourself right then and there.
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I like spiders desu
nah that would still creep me the fuck out
Awww
99.99999% isn't 100%
only white ppl are arachnophobic brown ppl eat them for breakfast
if you dont hate spiders you're basically a shitskin
That sounds pretty spooky.
Or this maybe
My Dachshund ate spiders.
DUDE
I've poked scorpions with stick, got bitten by our largest venom spider ristilukki, killed and eaten our nastiest venom snek kyy with a stick, watched Arachnophobia when I was 12, but I swear to god Australia is the real nightmare.
I think it is cute how they actually protect their Babys.
And they like you... for dinner
>nuke it
>now mutant spiders emerge
don't nuke
Dad said when he was in the amazon rainforest he saw a spider from the distance the size of a dinner plate on a fucking huge web.
Needless to say he didn't go anywhere near it.
Isn't it suspicious that there are no Australians in this thread?
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>mutant spiders immigrate to sweden
>demand welfare
>can't be speciest against radiated mutant spiders.
I lived in Australia from 2003 to 2010.
They're really not scary. Swimming away from shore and noticing a jellyfish is fucking scary. Walking at night and coming across a Russian is fucking scary.
Spiders ? They make live nests all over my bicycle left in the shed, including redbacks (poisonous). You take a duster and brush them away. The worst that can happen is you crush one with your bare skin and its poisonous, but that almost never happens. Having a dirty cockroach fall from my aircon vent onto my pillow made me quiver more than any spider would.
Hang on a minute isn't this from that caterpillar not the spider?
There was a tree like this near me, was spooky desu. Dead tree covered in webs, but turns out it's a caterpillar that does it.
What about the part when they eat the mom when they are big enough?
2spooky4me
When are we going to nuke Australia?
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Only one? lucky
What? Isn't this the Faces of /aus/ thread?
shitskin
Nope, spiders from India or Pakistan
Fuck off we're full
>coming from germany
can't say anything other than: c'mon...
This is the most terrifying adaption of Hitchcock's "The Birds" I can imagine.
FUCK YOU
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They're all dead. They couldn't handle the spider bants.
They want to be friends with you
>go over to Australian friends house
>visiting him in Australia for the summer
>only have ever talked to him online
>decided it's time we finally meet
>ring doorbell
>door opens
>he speaks in an exaggerated accent
>good day mate how are ya doing ya cunt?
>sensiblechuckle.jpg
>enter his house
>look around can't see where he is
>how did he open the door?
>up here you silly yank
>voice coming up from the cieling
>look up
>mfw Australian bro is a spider.
>that shade of blue;
I'm in love.
Destroy the firemen helicopters so the fire tornadoes can burn everything to the ground
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