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Any infidels here? I'm gonna kick ya asses

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nope no infidels here

mfw

Fine. You shall pass

P-please dont hurt me...

I-I will convert to Islam.

recite the first 600 pages of the quran in arabic right now!

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In the beginning God created heaven and Earth. And the Earth was without form....

Shit, give me 1 more try.

1. Go to Turkey
2. Blow up Istanbul and any city looking as shitty as Istanbul (Like Paris or Brussels)
3. Repeat
4. Perfect world

Allah does not forget. Allah does not forgive.
I'm sorry brother, there's no second chance.

P-please, I am a recent convert.

Perhaps I could become a Mujahideen?

What target do you want to see hit? London? Oslo? Paris? I want my Allah to bless my after life if I cannot please him on this Earth.

>implying Allah isn't merciful

The jig is up, Fritz! Pretending to be Muslim is punishable by hanging from a crane whilst being stoned and subsequent beheading!

Allah will judge you himself. Allah is merciful.

Annihilate Detroit, execute order 66

Allah doesn't know mercy, filthy infidel

>Annihilate Detroit
We already have agents trying to capture the region.

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>Allah is merciful.
Well that makes me feel better.

Nah just kidding. Allah is disgusted with infidels.

Denmark, don't play around with him like that

But I have converted, Im not a infidel.

I even agreed to be a mijahideen

Guys, I found this on the floor. Is this one of your boyfriends?

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But Islam states that kuffars must be toyed with to make them see only the pious are respected. Allah wills it.

Is that supposed to be a drawing of Muhammed?

You cannot convert under the threat of death. You must come to Allah through your own will. Silly infidel.

In the beginning, there were two regions: Muspellsheim in the south, full of fire, light and heat; and Niflheim in the north, full of arctic waters, mists, and cold...

>You cannot convert under the threat of death.
Is that why you keep killing all your recent converts?

My brother you shall be spared!

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Avatar will return to save the world.

Whoops there goes the Eastern Air Temple

Nostalgia bonus points. Passed!

from the thumbnail it sort of looked like he had half a melon on his head

>Hey man, yeah look, the thing you're wearing right now... it kinda looks like a melon

>Making fun of our headgear
ABSOLUTELY HARAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I don't like you and I don't like melons either
Looks like we're going to have a problem

Are men supposed to cover themselves also?

Melons keep ones head fresh and fruity

Thats a serious question; I've never seen a person wear those. Is it a EuroMuslim thing?

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Muhammad kinda introduced it

pretty sure those shias' did it

Hans, you need to calm down.