We're the best country in the world

We're the best country in the world.

We're multicultural.
We're peaceful.
We're pretty and we're handsome.
We have the best landscapes and the best seascapes.
We're friends with everyone.

I love you guys :)

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>first country to give women the vote

ya ruined it

Nzee is best state

Kiwis fucked up on this one

n-nooooo

We got the fags their rights too

>We're the best country in the world.
>We're multicultural.
stopped here

you are greenpeace loving hippies

> We're multicultural.
our country was built by whites, getting ruined by chinks
We're peaceful.
> We've participated in most of the major wars in the last 200 years
>We're pretty and we're handsome.
have you even seen our average woman?
>We have the best landscapes and the best seascapes.
yes
>We're friends with everyone.
apart from the australians

thanks

> We're multicultural.
dropped

new zealand sucks, DO NOT move here under any circumstances

shut up we need the higher growth to increase our dwinlding house prices

Internet is slow like in Australia

WRONG

>germany

kek

the french are brown like in algeria

TRUE

I don't like multiculturalism here either.

What does the average NZ woman look like ?
Litteraly have stereotypical idea so enlighten me; kiwi.
Also, is your weather sunny af as in Australia or is it closer to being boringly cloudy & rainy most of the year ?

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>being french unironically

Leave the banter to Australian ya goofy cunt.

>be french
>get blown up

>getting ruined by chinks

Kek whites really believe this?

>whites

>Canada
>literally invented multiculturalism

Seriously though, what happens in New Zealand? I never hear about it in the news and it seems like a forgotten place

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A LOT of super ugly girls there what are you on about

>Multicultural
NZ was a whitemans society for 150 years, it's only recently that were becoming more multicultural & even then were still culturally homogenous in comparison to Swedenstan
>Handsome
the way the women look is the main reason why i'm still a virigin
>Friend with Everybody
Stralia hates us, mostly in the ironic sense. While North Korea, France hate us in the unironic sense. Also many African cunts don't like us because we allowed SA to play rugby with us during Apartheid
>See's LOTR image to describe NZ
This over-praising and parading of LOTR is the reason why it's total fucking cancer and belongs in the fucking trash (sort of like certain animu in that regards)

imagine being this autistic

Do Kiwis appreciate German immigrants?

>be german
>lose world wars

Thank you for your constructive criticism

NOT!!!

I ain't even mad

> France hate us

No we don't you fucking bird fucker.
We hate hippies though.

FUCK OFF KRAUT, WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE SANDNIGGERS INTO OUR CLAY

>being french unironically

>France hates us
I seriously doubt they think about at all, you're delusional.

>be New Zealand
>literally don't serve decent beer nor liqueur

wtf i hate new zealand now

> Being a shit copy of Wales

*about us at all.

Fug

I want to like NZ, but it really is a white trash hellhole. and then you throw in the fact that the maori, who make up a significant part of the population, are analogous to dindus.

as much as I hate to admit it because they're such fuckheads on Sup Forums, australia is vastly better than nz.

>Being Germany's bitch since 1940

>being a shit copy of algeria

> Being unable to banter in unison
> Speaking English unironically

>2016
>republic
can't make this shit up

> 2016
> Being ruled by an old shrew from across the ocean
> youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs

Is this even for real ?

>Kek whites really believe this?
Yes, the average house price in Auckland is over $1 mil in a country where the median income is $45k and it's all billonaire Xing Ji's (and his rich friends in national's) fault

>youtube.com/watch?v=RenRILqwhJs
every time

>We're multicultural.

implaying this is a good thing
>we are peaceful

like all the western countries ( no so fast, usa)
>we are handsome
maybe....
>best landscapes and seascapes
jajajaj a fucking desert island
>friends with everyone
yes, you are nice boys desu. best anglos (not too dificult)

lol sorry. i thougt op thread were australian not NW.

Multicultarlism hasn't fucked us over... yet.

But I suppose this is due to laws against racism and hate speech.

We're pretty much united under an idea, in a sense.

>We have the best landscapes and the best seascapes.

You're a downgraded Tasmania, with less whites.

> what is reading

Come on Pedro.

>less
nice english lmao chong

whats your problem , ahmed.

>Trying way too hard to banter in unison
>Speaking French unironically

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t. literal and unironic 12 year old

no New Zealander is irish or Scotlish. They're all specifically from England. This will hopefully tell you what their women look like.

>They're all specifically from England
but that can't be true because the english are white

whatever fag

don't tell me you ACTUALLY believe new zealand is white? holy shit lmao nobody can be this dumb haha wew

i went to wanganui... recently... guess how many non-whites i saw

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>wanganui
100% of them

i actually didnt even see 1 'one' non-white.

New Zealand is only about 70-80% white.

yarns

that's only if you go to your faggot pleb city of Auckland

No, that's for all of New Zealand you muppet.

auckland is like 99% non-white you dopey cunt

yeah it's for all of NZ. but auckland is almost the only reason its not 100%.

did you mean to reply to someone else?

Is NZ just like if Tasmania were its own country or something? That's how I imagine it. I love Tasmania a lot in terms of nature and climate, but it's just a little bit weird compared to the mainland and a bit shit

If New Zealand was so great you wouldn't have to keep reminding people that you exist.
Fuck, sometimes I forget.

>New Zealand is only about 70-80% white.
>that's only if you go to your faggot pleb city of Auckland

>he unironically believes auckland is only 20-30% non-white
lmao

People ther are... off.

Literally yesterday I thought long and hard about the existence of NZ and I realised how absurd it is that they even exist. It really is strange. Made me think 2bf

wow. please learn to math

see my post here for a hint

auckland isn't white and neither is the rest of the country

>it's just a little bit weird compared to the mainland and a bit shit

spoken like a true cucklander

Now that you mention it I've never seen any definitive proof, the only reason I assume it exists is because I was told about it.
For all I know it's a vast conspiracy.

smart, educated woman = better electorate than the typical Sup Forums poster

>only reason you think this is because you never hear about them on news
What plays on news?
>murders
>rapes
>thievings
them not being on the news just means that these things dont take place in NZ

really makes you think

You fucks don't understand, you're not anglo. Constitutional monarchy is quite literally the best form of governance.

Is moneybags his sister?
Unfortunately the average woman is about as dumb as the average man.

It's ya mainland ca$h, boiii

If we say we want it, it's ours. Plain and simple.

This, it's nearly flawless.
If I could pick one fault it's probably the whole "monarchy" part.

Is that why you're so proud of your elected politicians right now mate ?
Seems to me we're both in the same septic tank all in all.

The monarchy keeps the parliament in check and only steps in when it needs to be dissolved due to dysfunction. Imagine if that power was available to americucks

t. zhang pingli

I have no problem with daddy Turnbull and Labor is fine as well. We have great infrastructure, education, and economy

>defending what they did to poor Whitlam

>We have great infrastructure, education, and economy
and this is a great shitpost
now excuse me while your retort buffers

you mean like the electorate did? lmao

I honestly don't understand what you mean by retort buffers. You don't think we have all of those things? Have you travelled anywhere else in the world? We literally live in the best country in the world.

>We literally live in the best country in the world.
No thanks to the right trying to privatise it all.