Mom says i can use your computer big brother

>mom says i can use your computer big brother

>that fucking screen tearing

Punch him and mom

>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I DONT WANT KIDS MESSING WITH MY BATTLESTATION!

If there is an LED light anywhere near your computer, you are either a nu male or a neckbeard.

no thats the camera doing that

>SOOOOOO GET A JOB MANCHILD

Power and hdd status lights?

LED's are the cancer of computer hardware

You can see part of the LED strip in the top of the case

>portal
into the trash it goes

>not setting up your family so they dont use your computer

come on

Who the fuck are you? I never had a brother.

how did you people get in MY house?

i only have an older sister, and she only used the family computer for MSN messenger
i didn't have a phone line in my room, so no internet access

>screen tearing
Gaming on windows is a nightmare

Shure thing little fella, but you can't play here since its a pc for work, i mean i play some obscure japanese dating simulators on the side but apart from that i only have microsoft solitare that reinstalled when windows updated...

I have my laptop loaded with cool old games i used to play with dad befor mom left him for daqquan if you want to play...

>lock X
>Ctrl+Alt+F1
>login as guest

Knock yourself out, kid.

>windows
Nothing of value was lost.

for all you underage faggots here, remember this:
Be nice to your little brothers and sisters.
Thank me later.

>mom says i can use your computer big brother
Go for it champ.

No, it's not.
The time it takes for the camera to scan the sensor is fucking peanuts compared to the refresh rate of the monitor. And shutter speed has nothing to do with it (shutter speed was fairly high because if it wasn't the image would be blurred if there was movement anyway).

Basically, you just don't know anything about cameras.

Not having his power supply on a coin-operated timer.

a-a-a-user just kidding, you can use it now

Ayy nice to see you again bruh *dabs and hugs* I still have Diablo II installed if you wanna play that

tfw no little sister to sit on my lap and play sims with (with sex mods)

"bro, mom told me to tell you to stop smoking the drugs. She's really disappointed in you"

I-it came free with the case...
...and the motherboard has some, but I b-bought the motherboard for the hardware

who are you? my mum is dead?

*teleports behind you*

It doesn't matter any more. It will all be phones tablets and nerds soon.

>Sure thing! Let me just reboot it
>boot into debian

kys

that was a little harsh :(

portal 1 without vsync is just horror.

>hand him old thinkpad with old games

I agree with you.
I played it again fairly recently.

>mum forces me to let my cousins play my n64
>i have to go outside and play
>come back in
>they jammed a screw driver into where the game slots in and broke it
>games no longer work
>they chewed the cables and pulled a piece of wire out
>they sleep in my room
>wake up in morning and my room smells like shit
>look in corner of room
>two huge turds
I drowned one of them in the pool then got out and got dry then played elsewhere. I told my parents he was fine when I was in the pool.

Was.

>all that tearing

LOL EBIN FEK STORY M) XD

>tfw only child

take that brainlets, im definitely not lonely

desolder them is my advice

consoles don't need to worry about screen tearing because they never reach 30FPS.

>"Okay, I keep telling you that you need to call me onee-san."

Why my mother's son is blonde?
I need to have a talk with both my step father and my mother's boyfriend.

portal 1 > portal 2

i like those car models, especially the F50 and the R8

ironic post

Partly agree.
Portal 2 story dragged on. Portal was also more tense when you made your escape
However, Portal 2 introduced the co-op mode and that was great fun.

I liked portal 2 story. Especially the retro part

Yeah, but it was just TOO LONG.
You had the comic start part, then basically Portalv2, then retro Portal, then Portalv3.

Also the lines would be perfectly horizontal if it were the cameras fault.

I liked the length, portal felt too short.
2 allowed them to flesh the story out better.

>mom forces me to entertain the kids of some friend of hers, who I have never met before
>okay I guess, I'm 10 or 11, I can't argue
>they steal most of my Pokemon cards
>they steal a hard-to-find PS1 game I had borrowed from a friend
>they steal the memory card part of my PS1 Gameshark, but not the CD, so it's useless
>didn't tell my mother until nearly 15 years later because I thought she would be mad at me for not taking proper care of my things
I had to pay $100 for a fucking replacement copy of that game. One HUNDRED fucking dollars. That is all the money in the world to a kid that young.

you have only yourself to blame for being retarded

Oh yeah, that's right. Mom said I could borrow her car, didn't she.

P2 > P1 because of one simple reason:

STEAM WORKSHOP

You're welcome.

>who needs a warranty anyways

Linux has no tearing in games either

sure, no problem. have you seen that video with the russian soldier? lemme show you real quick.

never let lil jamal play with your stuff.

I just recently got a GPU and mouse that both have configurable LEDs. CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS RICER SHIT.

oh, haven't tried that yet
will give it a go then

>My
There is a 0% chance you paid for that

punch your own brother
wtf

>facebook filename
Kill yourself, zuckercuck.

user are you stuck in a past decade?

user, I'm not a winfag or a macfag, but don't lie to the other anons.

Linux has no tearing in games because it has no games. But seriously, turn off vsync and see how that works for you.

give him my half dead laptop with a am on it, he will return later because wont know how to use it

Vsync turned off, no compositor used. I never get tearing.

>works on my machine
Oh, so you're a fucking autist. Awesome.

it's been a while since i was a child living with my sister

works on my machine too. You're the autist here, buddy

sounds like you resent yourself for not living with her now desu

>starts playing nethack

Did I f-fucking st-tutter?
You're a NU-MALE. Everything I belief is TRUE because I BELIEVE IT.

aaaaAAAAhhhHHHHHHHHHH

not really

>I'm your big sister now. Stop misgendering me you little shit!

I have an niece that comes to visit time to time. She often wants to hang out in my room with me and she will often sit on my chair my desk and ask to use my gaming PC. Your shitpost makes me wonder if I should set up a guest account for nieces and nephews who visit so I can show them what real technology is like. All my nieces and nephews are growing up on iPads and it's making me worry.

>All my nieces and nephews are growing up on iPads and it's making me worry.
Yes, do something that can inspire them.
Also, nice digits.

>99999
wow...........................

the prophecy has been told

The only video games my child relatives play is minecraft and roblox running at 10fps on a tablet. I feel kinda sorry for them.

Hold on... whats that program you installed? Thats not free as in freedom... Why thats... PROPIETARY SOFTWARE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[guest@fagbox ~]$ angeryberd
bash: angeryberd: command not found
"this huge ipad thing sucks"

Can you imagine living in a house where there is only one computer? For me that is unimaginable and I am fucking poor. Everyone in my house has their own computer because, really, getting used hardware is fucking cheaper than dick.

>mom says i can use your computer onii-chan

Don't let them become retarded

>mom says I can post a pic of you on Sup Forums lil bro

>big brother
Looks like the big brother is still a child, too.
>case with window
>LEDs inside
>Browsing Amazon for more RGB LEDs
>Matrix wallpaper
>uses Windows

shes drawing, that was her own fault

Quints have spoken. You must do it.

This bitch is hot half bad though.

Very strange, because I'm pretty sure I don't have a brother and I live in my own house without annoying relatives around.

I remember my old vpr matrix with XP struggling to run roblox back in 2010 when the game got graphical updates. I miss 07 roblox.

tfw i teach my little bro to shitpost

It works on all 3 of my machines, actually. Did you even game on Linux?

Meant to quote

i only heard about the game recently from a friends' 12yo kid
looked like a poor man's lego game

I bought TIS-100 for an 7 year old nephew of mine and he hates me now

Parents tried that on me once. Tried to resist but they said I had no choice. I said fine, I was going out and staying over at a friends to play D&D. They said that was fine and I left. No cell phone.
>All logins password protected and only I knew them.
They were not amused when I returned Sunday night.