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Dole edition

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*shits and stamps in it*

hmmmm

tsk tsk, oh my darling friend

it would appear that you have made this thread QUITE early! Hmmm, might have to send you off to Scotland Yard now, hmmm yes yes i shall contemplate this sternly

imagine claiming jsa long term lads haha

what a life

Heh, nothing personnel kid

first for faggot dead on best gore

*slides open a small metal grate in the door of a massive warehouse, revealing the sounds of frantic squealing and banging as the millions of runts inside throw themselves helplessly at the door, urinating all over each other in excitement at finally seeing light*

ahh excellent, the farm progresses nicely.

*slams the grate shut again and leaves*

>send you off to Scotland Yard

What did he mean by this

very deep philosophical contributions so far lads

really made me think

keep up the good work

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>faggot
fuck off yank

jannys being a cunt lately
reported me last night for making a second /brit/ thread
no need for it Jan, NO NEED

>fifty pounds a week
i spend more than that on warhammer and still have enough spare to send molyneux and sargon 20 dollars a week each

sorry don't really listen to nonces

>jannys being a cunt lately
>reported me last night for making a second /brit/ thread
>no need for it Jan, NO NEED

Australia: the poofter nation

they don't call me the thinkmaker for nothing friend

has anyone ever told you that you're a sad little man

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Great contribution

seems he hasn't left for work yet

How come 90% of Best Gore's content comes from Brazil? Are they actually paying the police to give them the photos?

The gf is going on a BBC binge

what should i have for brekky boys

>no (You)s

fantastic post

the things we put up with for love haha

who /universalcredit/ masterrace here

your mums thundercunt

I had it earlier can sincerely recommend

Would love to get repeatedly tasered by a group of cute girls as they laugh at me writhing on the floor

here you go :3

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youtube.com/watch?v=_zYcxRHvjhY&feature=youtu.be&t=3m12s

Lunchtime

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-37211350

so this... is breaking news.... in australia..... woah.....

anyone ever been to bristol airport, picking someone up today, got any advice?

>having a wank before bed
>since I'm wanking in bed I'm laying on my back
>ejaculate
>the nut was more powerful than I expected
>literally came on my own face and lips

nvm like this better

haha bender

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> cook two dishes
> feel like i have to wash up the entire fucking kitchen
ah yes i fell for the cheeky "home cooking" meme

Ended up deciding to just use one of my holiday days today

theres loads of laybys near the airport, wait there until they're in arrivals, the short stay is fucking expensive

good luck

Off to sign on in just over an hour lads

wahey

haha

FUCK OFF YOU PIECE OF SHIT ROUTER STOP DROPPING THE INTERNET CONNECTION IF I WASN'T SO DEPENDENT ON YOU I WOULD FUCKING BEAT YOU SENSELESS REEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK YOOOOOUU AHTHGHAHGSHAJGKABN

Wow hot, then what happened? Did you lick it up?

scum

Just fucking hacked into this Aussie's router because he said he'd deck me earlier and turned his wifi off again lmao

No I wiped it off my face in horror you disgusting cretin

think that would be traumatic

Good wagey

pay my bennies

>"""accidentally""" cumming in your own gob
sure sure

Its so weird that the other day lads were posting willy wonka clips in here and now gene wilder is dead

*shuffles feet on the ground*

q-quite fond of you lads...

not nice

going to kill you today

just popped 4 of these bad boys

off to see my therapist now

cant feel any sensation in my left arn

haha

Funny how it's mostly white liberal cunts that decide to get offended on behalf of others.

NOT a fan of gayposters
at least post lesbians you utter nonces

problem is, the cunt i'm picking up lost their phone on holidays so I have no way to tell them where to meet unless I park up and actually meet them at departures

Good post

I liked it

guess he ain't so fucking wild now, is he

Should have at least taken a pic x

I hate normies and abnormies. What does that make me?

> tfw have sensitive nipples
> mfw friend keeps pinching them

be wary lad
gay porn killed ylilauta

hate is a social construct

a misanthrope?

>40mg at the beginning of the day
wew. imagine you're an extremely well adjusted and successful human bean

abnormie

yo little mama wanna fuck?

Fuck off anime faggot

youtube.com/watch?v=sVXnoanopzA
*starts playing this music*
*watches the runts line up and dance together*

>faggot
fuck off yank

>there will never be blanket news coverage for your death
>there will never be threads on reddit about you
>people will never post on /brit/, sad about your death

whole summer was plagued by this fucking ingrown toenail
even after the sides were taken out i've had to wear some fucking dressing over it (AND had to go to the GP every 2 days to get it replaced) and wear flip flops of all things, and it still bleeding hurts to walk long distances
will NOT be remembering this summer fondly at all

Just posted an exceptionally controversial post and had a bunch of stupid cunts reply to it hahahaha
those (you)s are mine now

Why is this false gimmick so popular recently?

good news for brit

autism.org.uk/get-involved/media-centre/news/2016-07-21-marks-and-spencer.aspx

They will, you just have to die for a cause brother.


www.daesh.org/how-to-join-3-easy-steps

love the fact that I could

>one bomb anyone in this thread(trained MMA for 3 years)
>know more about anything than anyone ITT(student, read the financial times daily)

I am SMARTER and STRONGER than ANYONE ITT.

you'll all be mourning for me one day

ooo you bugger

imagine 50,000 bolts to your spuds

Love this gimmick

It has been popular non-stop on /brit/ almost since the general's inception so I'm having trouble working out what you're trying to say here

more like yawning because you're such a boring cunt lmao

Oh Janny, your day will come. Maybe not soon, but it will. You will be trialled according to the law.

Homophobic cunt.

stop it user you made me spill my cum

wonder if all these aussies are top blokes or just skinny runts sitting shirtless with a fan next to them posting all day on Sup Forums

Ah yes the "Can"adian posting another """"exceptional"""""" post

know this is a meme and he's still got bigger arms than me

nice bulge leafy :3

Im a skinny runt in bed rn

Come and fight me you obsessed dumb pom

Just read this mornings Daily Mail

bloody racists

seem like synonyms to be 2bh

Tickets booked for a US road trip next year. Almost worth the fucking grind.

All Muslims are terrorists

There I said it

If I did decide to an hero I'd probably shoot up a mosque 2bh

I mean specifically for the word faggot

just read this mornings financial times
bloody globalists

going to have a shower NOW
will slam my laptop closed AFTER this post is SENT