What is the best city in Australia?

What is the best city in Australia?

Brisbane

Brisbane
>t.Centrist Melbournian

brisbane

Any one but Perth

This

Sydney

1. Sydney
2. Lelbourne
3. Brisbane
4. Perth
5. Offshore detention centre
Power gap

627. Canberra

newcastle

objectively this

>be the knights
>lose

1. Melbourne
2. Hobart
3. Sydney
4. Brisbane
5. Perth
6. Canberra
7 and below: Who cares?

Alice Springs, it's so good in fact that you should pack your bags and move there now

>all these posts implying it isn't the gold coast
wew

>Sydney above Brisbane
no
also Melbourne is overrated and full of chinks and gays

I have no money though ;_;

>also Melbourne is overrated and full of chinks and gays
and yet it's still the best city

t. Wiremu Parata

t. Brisbitch

>being white unironically

>maoris think queensland is best
eheheheheh

I'm from Melbourne

Unironically Canberra. Anyone who says otherwise is just a mad poorfag

you can't keep us out :^^)
t. wiremu

Do NZers vote One Nation?

no I vote national

do you have your own one nation?

do I look like pauline hanson cunt? how should I know

objectively Hobart

Lelbourne is actually nice if you have the money and don't talk to hipsters.

Auckland

>not dunedin
literally wew

Flying out to the Gold Coast on a meme visa in November.
Tips?

Literally the only good choice if you're not a sportfag is Newcastle.

be very vocal about how much you hate the all blacks, especially when you talk to the bouncers. they'll really appreciate it and will treat you as a local

Adelaide

any /sunnycoast/ here?

>no gf
>No job
>live in melbourne
>Never going to own a house
?All the buildings are empty, inflating the cost of living
>Going to pay for the boomers to retire, never going to get to retire myself
>beta males handing out literature that says they're rapists
>Asian teenagers who won seven houses are everywhere

The sadness will last forever tbqh

This. Was there a couple of months ago. Nice af

not melbourne, perth or darwin

i would say sydney literally IS brisbane but twice as big.

why did you allow yourself to become cucked? do you allow the same to happen with your gf?

What's the point of being patriotic about NZ when you literally just up and left the place with no intention to return? cuck

Beer garden $10 jugs of beer good to start your night off there

Plenty of normie clubs, if you want a hidden/local club go to elsewhere they just play some sort of deep house/trance on repeat

Dont forget to try disco biscuits:^)

>kiwis who fuck off to australia
>not worthless to everyone including australia

>beta males handing out literature that says they're rapists
what

There's a "anti racist" movement thats pretty active. Every so often a bunch of reclaim Australia people come down and have a protest. The people in Melbourne hold counter rally which gives them massive support from the locals.

Unfortunately the group is infested with SJW interest groups that lump in feminism with the anti racism stuff.

never seen them, although I live in geelong, not melbourne, but I am in melbourne often.

DO NOT DO THIS
YOU WILL GET BASHED

There is literally nothing wrong with central australia that can't be fixed by not being a pussy.

Don't fucking tell them jesus. They have to think it's some other place or they'll ruin it for everyone.

> Sydney
The inner city is fun, the outskirts are fun, the suburbia is rubbish. One time this girl from Brisbane was asking me what I liked about Sydney, I said "no matter what you are into, no matter how much of a weirdo you are, there is somebody in Sydney who is into it"

Just at that very second, my brother who lives in Sydney texted me "hey man, stumbled across a back alley ant death match ring today near work, made me think of you"
> Melbourne
I get the feeling if you are going to like it, you already know you are going to like it. If you like art and buskers and graffiti, go for it. Otherwise, just visit. Every Australian has at least one Melbourne story
> Newcastle
Cool beaches and bushland and natural stuff, the Hunter Valley is awesome if you like wine and cheese and that sort of cultured thing, or there are tonnes of little redneck towns around if rodeos are more your scene, but the Newcastle nightlife is absolute trash
> Brisbane
I really like Brisbane, but I haven't been since the new alcohol restrictions came into play... It's probably still awesome. Live music everywhere, chilled people, pretty much a huge country town
> Darwin
Cops a lot of memes, but if you have courage, everything here is interesting. Yes, your car and house will get broken into once or twice a year, yes the abbos will fight you in the park, but it is worth it for the pure natural splendour of the territory. I could spend a decade exploring Lichfield national park. Then I would just have 5000 more national parks to go...

But my favourite spot is Airlie Beach.

If you don't think riding a jetski around green sea turtles is the tightest shit, you should just stay home and drink warm beer while watching neighbours...

Graz

cont.
>Gosford
absolute hell on earth, full of lad, or chavs, and teenage mothers, some nice beaches but ruined as soon as the locals turn up.
> Wollongong
Some pretty rough alcohol restrictions here, but the locals are pretty friendly, I'd recommend this spot if you like motorbikes or fast cars because the roads are top notch.
> Bathurst, Lithgow and Orange
I hate the cold, so I don't like these places. Plus all of the redneck shit bits with none of the charm.
> Mackay, Gladstone, Emerald, Rockhampton
Seems kinda fun, but all of your mates would be FIFO or only there for 6 months, so I think it would get kinda boring

>huge country town
>brisbane population = 2 million
yeah, nah

also, the 1AM lockout rule won't begin until 2017

I like Zell-Am-See

Just a vibe think I mean. 2 million in a country town is pretty huge.

People walk and talk slowly, and are 20 minutes late for an appointment if it's nice weather, and don't dress to impress, they dress comfy.

Just my experience I suppose...

what city has fewest Chinese? I might as well live on around racist Australian white as Chinks attacking Japanese.

Gulgong NSW

Good luck

>Gulgong NSW
>Born in Australia (%) 92.77 %
>Born Overseas - Top 5 (%)
1. United Kingdom Channel Islands and Isle of Man (2.81%)
2. New Zealand (0.76%)
3. Philippines (0.55%)
4. Born elsewhere (0.46%)
5. India (0.38%)

Lovely mix of passports there mate.

Anyone who puts Sydney above Brisbane or Melbourne is full of shit and should kill themselves, do not take these people seriously. I've been to every capital city and while I personally love Adelaide and Hobart, I'll try to be objective.

1. Melbourne (meme but true)
2. Brisbane
3. Sydney
4. Adelaide
5. Perth
6. Hobart
7. Darwin (lmao)
...
99. Gold Coast City
245. Logan City

Adelaide

I've lived in Newcastle for nearly 30 years and that just isn't really the case. I like this town, but it's not the best place in Aus by any standard really.

Maybe you're not from Brisbane. It's literally a meme that we call our city a big country town.

fuck you

...

What's so bad about Perth? No memes pls.

How are you going to pay for the boomers' anything when you don't have a job m8?

literally wagga wagga

none of these poofter cunts can handle the 'meth-riddled shithole country town with no jobs' aesthetic

> mfw applying for a transfer to CSU tomorrow....

Albury>wagga
Murray>murrumbidgee

>meth-riddled shithole country town with no jobs

I think you'd enjoy Launceston quite a bit.

Why? You seriously need to reconsider, Wagga is unironically hell on earth

>Seeing Adelaide so often in this thread

What the fuck

MAINIES
METH
MACCAS

Truly paradise.

>Cities
>good

Countryside/rural is only good in our southern eastern states. All else is just a wasteland

Cairns is pretty nice. If there were jobs I'd live there

I went there quite a few years ago for holidays. I liked it there, probably enough to consider moving there, that tropical climate would fuck me up a bit tho.

There's actually shitloads of backpackers and tourists here so it might be fun

Which city should I go to for uni lads
t. rural cuck

Monash would be worth considering. Melbourne disease is mainly restricted to the centre and north

Port Douglas is even nicer

I went there a few weeks ago and sat at the restaurant where the Clintons were notified of 9/11