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Cucks is Bosch a good tv show? Anyone watching it here?

If shqips fight ISIS, will u support them? Now that's a dilemma tbx.

DUDE
KETTLE BELLS
LMAO

bulgarı sikem yunana sokam arnavutun ciğerini sökem

>when it's the 30th but the month has 31 days

I dislike all balkan nations including bulgarians and turks. Ask me anything.

ananı götten sikeyim mi?

bulgarians are born worthless creatures

Why would you feel unique and special enough to be asked anything.

Did you vote for Boyko? Do you look like Miro? What do you think of Milko and Azis?

nothing good will ever come out of bulgaria

I don't vote, I don't look like that homo Miro from Karizma. I don't know much about Milko Kalaydzhiev except old people like him, and the Azis thing is just an act for popularity. He has family and children.

Because there's nothing else going on ITT

No, I hate the GROB voters the most. I do not. Azis and chalga are a plague and despite what bulgarians on the internet say, they all love chalga.

>Bulgaria's first Prince and Tsar are German
>Romania's first King is German
>Greece's first King is German

I see a pattern here

yes, always on the losing side of history

A pidorashka ushanka hating on Bulgaria. What else is new.

we wanted british, only german accepted
god damn it britain is worst ally time and again
JUST

дaнкe дoйчлaнд, мaйнe гъзepe иc бъpнт

:DDDDDDDD

what am i looking at guys?

>not voting for Boyko
>not looking like Miro
>not liking chalga

Kill yourselves you nu-males.

yep wish somebody would nuke the balkans and end all this suffering

Asking Russian Tsar to help you too along with Serb independence claiming you were Slavs too, good times fun memories

You know there's a reason everyone hates bulgarians and other balkan nations. And no it's not jealousy.

OYA MAYT WOTCHU SAY MAYT?! OY COULDN'T OVAHEA YOU FROM DA SOUND OF KEBABS SIZZLIN IN DA BACKGROUND! BOY DOZE TSURKS SHUA KNOW HOW TO COOK WELL, OYM GLAD OY ALLOYD MOYSELF WITH THEM!

шe ти нaпълня yшaнкaтa c eднo клeкaнe

>user you are cute but I don't want you to suffer for me. I love Miro and he is the only one I imagine as the father of my kids so please forget me.

What to do?

?

твa e пpocтo бaнтep, aкo cи пpeкapaл пoвeчe oт 1 дeн в /бaлк/ би тpябвaлo дa гo paзличaвaш дъбъчъ

I doubt this cunt wants children, not to mention Miro can't possibly support a family with his shitty bouncer job.

there was a referendum, literally everyone voted for the british royal family, we got a shitty danish house that like 3 people voted for

OOO JEALOUSY

ALPHA FUCKS

BETA BUCKS

when a woman is as blunt as that, then you know you're talking to a trap

>Miro can't possibly support a family with his shitty bouncer job.

Isn't batka bouncer and Miro different posters tho? Batka bouncer is edgy one who posts roach sprays. Wtf is he Miro? Does Miro hate me?

>efendi roleplaying as a girl
das gay bro

let her get impregnated by whoever she wants
it's her body and she decides what to do with it
secondly, it does not matter who the biological father of a kid is. you can raise that kid as your own

russia
DA DA DA

that's right goy, you can always stalk her to her gloryhole and propose to her in innovative ways

Some girls have penises, get over it

everyone is a bouncer in their free time in bulgaria. it is tradition when having guests to act like a bouncer at the door and ask for ID and make sure they will not smuggle drinks from outside somewhere under their jacket or in their sleeves. few are the professional bouncers though.

I love traps, I'm greek after all
efendi would not make a good trap tho

>Some girls have penises, get over it

Those aren't girls

yes they are

r u sure? he looks like a gayboy who would make a decent trap tbx just look at that smothskin.

But is Miro and bouncer the same guy? Because that bouncer hates me and I would be sad If Miro hates me t b h. There was a guy claiming being Miro and he was a bro to me but a guy dissed me in Bulgarian and people called him Miro. I want this mystery to be solved t b h.

make haxball games and maybe he'll show up again

>efendi
>smooth skin
naah

they didn't actually leave

They are though.

Are there lots of traps in greece?

Miro do you hate me? If so I'm sad t b h. I always thought of you as a bro t b h.

dunno, I don't think meds make good traps, you need asian or slav characteristics

>imagine some izgurben batka 10x the size of his chair hunched forward playing that autist game

lol... something has got to have went seriously wrong for miro to end up here

maybe that pic was from his haydays when he didn't lose his legs in a car crash

cheer up man pretty much everyone here hates you

homos, tryhards and clingy stalkers get no respect from bulgars

if u want him to like you then you gotta become a batka with self-respect

but don't do it for him cos that's clingy weakness, do it for urself

ayyyy

BIG

MACEDONIAN

SKYSCRAPERS

that's true tbx. one time i was even a bouncer at my own birthday party (to which no one came) so everyone thought i did a very good job tbx

Russians and Pol'sha pull it off the best, dunno how they do it

SMALL
FYROMIAN
TOWERLETS

their men have female characteristics, same as asians, meds are too manly and germanics to square jawed for that

it's because light characteristics are feminine

haha "master" race cucks btfo

Wow...and I had hopes for bulgaria

But these are not built so theyre not listed

protip: In a balk thread youll find people from the Balkans.

Now go away, nobody is interested in you.

That's not entirely true, most slavic men look brutish af

so you're saying that if you saw a good trap, you wouldn't get rock hard if you didn't know about the penis situation?
How does that work

Why don't all the makkes just move to ravda

bg.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Равда

o boi... here we go again....................

malaka knows what's up

daca are penis feminin e ok, vezi

youtube.com/user/DiesselSSS

But they're girls

Friend of mine worked there as Mich Buchannon there 3 summers in a row so ive visited it every summer, bretty comfy place

>implying the bulgarian word isn't as absurd, if not even more

damn i'll be all up in that butt knomesane

>tfw you can creampie a trap without risk of pregnancy
>tfw when you make sweet love to your trap, you give them even greater pleasure for their orgasm

what's not to like

meant fo

1.it still doesn't make them girls
2.would still not fuck it

>penis feminin
Iti bati pula de mine acum?

They're not

Poopy dick

>what's not to like

the dick you fuckin homo

News flash for you, conservativeboii: the clitoris is literally a micropenis.

So every time you eat a girl out, you're actually a homo faggot.

Seems legit

not really, not unless you do it 5 mins before they have to have their bowel movements

you're not gonna suck it or anything, it's just there to cum out of. plus, you'd know you're giving ur trap an orgasm, unlike vapid females, which can fake it for all you know

Every sexual activity except putting dick in vagina are homo and degenerate t b h.

They are, stop being a bigot

>Every sexual activity except putting dick in vagina are homo and degenerate t b h.
>Now where is Miro? I wanna suck his dick t b h.

...

from your perspective, they are
If a girl was shy about her vagina and only showed pooper, would you not tap that because she might be a trap?

>creampie
>pregnancy
how is that a fucking positive thing?
the whole thing with creampies is the pregnancy, that's the reason it's sought after.

how do you tap a pooper without seeing the bulge in her panties? have you even sex, greek?

Seems like you're the expert on bulges in panties. Tell us more.

>the clitoris is literally a micropenis

Except it's not . Especially not literally. Stop spewing science memes and learn real biology

They're not . You stop being a bigot

>If a girl was shy about her vagina and only showed pooper,

>being shy about vaginal sex....but not anal
What the fuck is going on in your country m8 ?

wtf, it's a hypothetical
crosses her legs for instance, it's not hard

>Now where is Miro? I wanna suck his dick t b h.

I never said such a thing you cuckshit. I found a new girl now. A medic with 10/10 body and but a 4/10 face and a bit of slaggy behaviour. I'm no homo unlike you Bulgars who brag about penis sizes and how a Bulgar is the top in a gay porn with a Greek. You even elected a gorilla for president out of insecurity you gayshit.

they are

>What the fuck is going on in your country m8 ?
Turk girls often save their vaginal virginity till marriage so they only have anal sex.

Are you also saying pic related is not a girl just because she has a feminine penis? Nice bigotry

>completely missing the point
point is, fixation on the possibility of a hidden dick instead of your lust is weirder than the opposite

ooo did i strike a nerve, latent homofendi? :DDD

admit it, you want big miro gorilla all over you

kys faggots

>18 mentions ITT of M.I.R.O
>13 within posts of Cuckfendi

why am I not surprised

>I want to suck miro's dick
inbetween your words that's all I can read