Flash bios

>flash bios
>brick motherboard

no thanks

>flash bios
>everything is fine
welcome to 2018 buddy

Cute boy.

what's the point of even updating your bios?

fixes, sometimes new features.

but most of the time all you get are fixes for shit that should be parched at launch

New features, improved memory compatibility, new CPU support, bug fixes... there are plenty of good reasons.

there have been very few bad flashes I couldn't recover from.

The transition from windows 7 to 8 (MBR to EFI) was the only time I ran into MB glitches that were unfixable.

How does it feel living in constant fear of your own shadow?

For me it allowed me to have HDD bigger than 2TB and support for some hexacore cpus which at the time were a rarity also expensive as hell but nowadays cheap as chips on ebay.

x58 was GOAT for poorfags who wanted their systems to last 10 years.

It's amazing how he manages to look better than most of the actual girls. Truly the best trap in the current year.

>flash BIOS
>brick motherboard
>reflash BIOS with JTAG/SPI

Who is he?

>be me
>flashed hundreds of bios before
>have asus p5b
>download new bios
>before the common use of built in flash menu
>notice they have a windows flashing tool, no need to make a dos boot disk/cd/usb
>decide to try windows tool
>I'm running windows xp 64bit
>bricks my motherboard
>fucking bug when flashing under 64 bit windows that bricks the board
>figure out how to build a parallel to bios spg cable and some Russian bro made a program to flash it
>create blog post on how to do it
>asus NEVER patches the tool
>blog post gets 5000 hits per month for YEARS
>fuck you asus

Flash your bios with the correct bios and don't reboot or shutdown your computer. It will brick your motherboard. Make sure no one shuts power to your house or computer. Whamo blammo! That is how you do it. I flashed my bios yesterday and it was a cake walk.

His pics are heavily shopped and those tits are forms.

Kalindra Chan

Thanks

When I was 13 I had a shitty Toshiba satellite that ran Vista. I tried the same thing and bricked my laptop that I had saved up for myself. I had no computer for about a year after that.

Not really, you're just a sucker for makeup and a faggot in general.

Don't lie to yourself, user

Sorry, I don't do 3D shit, especially with dicks attached.

The dick only makes it better

until pics like that where you see his man hands.

i needed to to overclock my ram

I want to cum inside her mouth

>her

>her
user, I...

hahaha whats that green arrow mean?

What do you mean?

you sure are all closet faggots masturbating to guys with fake tits

>hurr durr imma pretend i dunno wut a trap is
plebbit pls go

tsundere guys are cute

Nice try

Stop fagposting.

For new plataforms is a necesity.
Ryzen has had multiple updates, and each one has brought something better to the plataform.

jewgle misspelled attention ho

...

>his mom doesn't let him have 2 bios'

If it's in a photograph only and indistinguishable from a girl, it's not gay.

that's what you think fagboi

Guys. Flashing a bios typically doesn't overwrite the boot block. You may have no video but there will be a key sequence you press to make the machine look for a bios on floppy (yes, buy a USB floppy drive), cd, or USB storage device (that's formatted the right way). I've un-bricked over 50 free laptops this way.

im on no fap and not much does anything for me but holy fuck

it's a trap...don't fall for it

Cheer up thom

Holy fuck, I'd call that a female even if it's got a dick

I got a GPU that didn't work until I updated my BIOS.

is the benis feminine?

stopped my pc from freezing daily since the windows 10 update.

Never ever flash from windows, it is never worth the headache.

>Flash BIOS because it's still running 1.0 from release.
>All settings reset.
>RAID 0 array with Steam game installs is rekt.
>Have really slow streetshitter AT&T DSL, which means 2 days later I'm still downloading all my games again.


FUCKING ASUS

Whats does "improved memory capability mean"? Latest patch for my mobo says thay

this is the ideal male body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>RAID 0
You deserved this.

allows for faster ram to be used and utilized

this girl does things to me

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>>
>

there's your (you)

most obvious male ever seriously

Aside from the retard levels of idle power draw x58 should be consumer-usable until 2030. Too bad the boards won't last...

Do u have to reinstall the OS after the patch is done?

Is the patch for spectre and meltdown out for ASUS Max Hero VIII?

> Flashing BIOS
> Enjoying new splash logo

That's a small head

Honestly I don't care. Haven't had sex in six years, she's hot enough. Not that it wouldn't be weird and probably take some getting used to, but I think I could power through it

>flash bios
>power goes out
>brick motherboard

honestly, i still would

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

Haha little videos like this inject some sense of reality into trap lovers.

>before EFI you could boot a smiliar mobo
>take out bios chip while still running
>insert into "bricked" mobo
>reset bios
>replace bios chips

>implying I'd still not fuck the living shit out of her

I don't know much about how BIOS actually works.. Is it like an android recovery where if i flash the one which is not meant for my motherboard, it will brick/bootloop? How does one recover from that situation(how hard is it?)? Is there any 'universally compatible' bios that will prevent this from happening? If it is possible to flash custom ones, what is the advantage? I've read a bit about it but never cared enough to understand it...

>swapping chips
what year is this?
That hasnt been a thing since the early 90's

exactly

so much for "master race"

also notice how the security intel flaw only goes back to 95

sure seems like PCs started getting cucked after the early 90s

if mobos were smart they would work just like my ASUS router which has brick protection, theres a layer between the firmware and the actual hardware itself so you can always reach the flash screen to update the firmware even if u fuck it up

also intel was fucking up even back in the day...remember the 486 math co-processor bullshit

Some motherboard have dual bios, even gpu nowadays have dual bios.

You have to be incompetent to not update a BIOS correctly. Look up the service tag if it is prebuilt or find the drivers from the manufacturers website.

You will never brick a machine if you triple check it is the right one.

I got my new server build it wouldn't work with the cpu so I had to grab a one from the previous gen of CPUs just to update the bios to work with the new processor. Was a very annoying process desu

>flash bios
>become a registered sex offender
no thanks

>this is what peak performance looks like
peak performance for getting your bussy stretched out by bbc, absolutely

no worries m8 we got you covered

crap that one's got no pants, 's too lewd for a christian board
lemme fix that

fixing amd's fuck ups post launch.

and if that's still 2lewd4u, we've always got more respectable alternatives

>buy motherboard in 2014
>last bios from 2012
>check motherboard bios page for whatever reason sometime in 2017
>new bios out

fake/real doesn't mean much in any context

girls are just guys with tits anyway

>Wanting high load times for vidya games.

4 U

no feminine benis tho
and a strapon stretching my hole open and bruising my prostate is just not the same, fake cum shooting ones included

looks like a boy

Works better for my new SSD.

I wonder why

this kills the fantasy.

dood, just say you're gay lmao

pfft get real bruh
anything you do with a girl is by definition heterosexual

>Not having dual bios and spare chips laying around

relly nigga its 2018 now and intel crams pretend sockets down our throats

so does yo girl when she's bloated, menstruating, with no make-up and jeans to shape that saggy cellulite ass while she's having the period shits

>(((google)))

Nah, the moment you see the shoulders and arms etc. it's obviously a man and then the shit is dropped like it's hot. I mean look at those mannish hands, ew.

But user, that's what I want!

OH but that mouth wrapping around your joystick so expertly. hmmmm. I highly recommend and ignore weird hangups like >oh it has a dick

You can go crying to your priest afterwards and receive forgiveness.

serioiusly though, its worth it.

>but that mouth wrapping around your joystick so expertly
>so expertly
key word
errone kno men/twinks/traps are better than women at everything (as usual), even sucking cock
you know she (he)'s gonna be thirsty af fo dat dick

that has never happened to me. not even on those old mobos that you had to flash with a floppy disk.