My face when I haven't died yet

My face when I haven't died yet
What else should I do Sup Forums

cant wait for the day my phone is gonna explode 10cm away from my penis

I hope it sploodges acid right directly inside your eyeballs for maximum damage

PULL IT OUT!
THEN STAB IT!

THEN IMMIDIATELY RUN SEVERAL FEET AWAY!

THEN WATCH THE MAGIC

Holy shit nigga, what are you doing!? Have you ever heard of a heat gun?

I pulled it out and it smells funny in here

pee on it

BTW its a Samsung galaxy s2 tablet

run!

Will do that later don't want to deal with stank tablet

Don't own one

Why you destroyed the tablet?

how could people be this cruel and want others to suffer, ive never
understood this.

Battery went bad and screen broken

Go outside, poke a hole with nail and add snow or pee on it (if you are from south...)

nothing will happen

Depends. Charged battery might crap out in spectacular manner

Hasn't been charged in 2 Years but did feel warm when It started to smell PS I got it out

Smells with some sort of paint thinner, right?
I'd poked high-current charged to 80% li-po... Well, knife melted.
The same day I poked laptop 18650 - nothing interesting

gtfo now nigger

Smell like paint thinner or have u ever smelled a clean spoon

It's probably so discharged that it can't even put very much current in a short. You're fine

where do you think you are nigger

Nerve gas intensifies

Its not fucking july

Found the brainlet