/brit/

DAILY REMINDER THAT THE EARTH IS FLAT edition
KEEP YOUR THIRD EYE OPEN AND STAY WOKE MY FRIENDS

lol

this'll get your grey matter going

DO NOT BELIEVE GOVERNMENT LIES

doing a poo

>not powering through the mould
What a sissy

flatmate bought some really nice smelling hand soap

Decent edition.

What country should have its population utterly purged and its land kept as a protected national park?

How do you lads cope with loneliness

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drink

my ex was british

>stay woke
Terrible grammar, punch yourself in the bollocks immediately

Scotland

>that one lad who thinks the sun is 93 million miles away

meh
still struggling to see why black girls are a fetish of /brit/

You aren't immune to the sands of time yourself my friend

roadman?

>baiting the frogs
>Some chav cunt comes in and tells me to sort my life out
wew

The Soviet Union won the space race.

its not a bad thing. it gives u time to work on yourself

It's only 1 disturbed person

Drink
The Internet

Objectively, take your pick from either China or India

>yanks actually believe they went to the moon on a spaceship less advanced than a pocket calculator

Audibly laughed.

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they aren't, it's 1 person

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bit conflicted on the gf lads
like being with her a lot and I have feelings for her but her past is full of red flags

>get a (You)
>it's from a mass reply autist

idk if my bf romanticises picking me up off the floor this much, hope he does.

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>Gym
>Transsexual pornography
>TV shows
>Literature
The usual desu

hmm right yeah time for a benzo and a glass of whisky

need a girls feet on my face right NOW

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Makin my way downtown, walking fast, faces past and I'm homebound

>get a (You)
>German Flag

How about you and I go to the beach on a good sunny day and look at a boat moving towards the horizon.

Piss off, monkey.

fuck off you autist I recognise that pepe a mile off

can someone describe the difference between the following please:

>transvestite
>transexual
>transgender

going to disappear like a bird in the fog

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Opinions lads?

lol what a bender

found a jumping spider in my bedroom

>just downloaded season 1 k-on
>no subs or dubbed

"Why should we fight" he asked me,
"'Cause England is at war?
Why are they fighting now, Dad,
What are they fighting for?
What does it mean to you, Dad,
To babes, and mum, and me?
The Germans won't come here
From away across the sea.
So why should you go there, Dad,
And leave us here to cry?
Is it cause England owns us?
Is that the reason why?"
His eyes look widely at me,
I tightly held my son,
And this is how I answered,
His questions one by one.

"We fight when England calls us,
For in her sacred keep
The ashes of our fathers
Lie in her soil asleep.
And many times for England
They fought that she'd be free,
And they are part of England,
And so, my son, are we.
And some may pass her by, lad,
And some may scorn her hand,
But we must be forever
A part of that fair land.
For everything we have son,
That's good and fine and just
Was washed in British blood
And given to us on trust.

"And we must keep that trust, son,
Against the force of greed.
And fight beside old England
Whenever she's in need.
And once again she's calling
Across the Empire wide,
And all her Empire answers:
"You'll find us at your side"
Oh yes, we're owned by England,
But we own England, too,
As you are part of me son,
And I am part of you"

t. Canadian who died for Britain

Lads I've got a question.

If I could fall into the sky, ya think time would pass me by?

We all got bombed in some Way -_:/_-

1. what pakipoo is
2 & 3. what pakipoo might call himself

hey guys i heard a noise behind my refridgerator and i was really scared so i checked it out and i saw a little british man and i dont understand what to do

people dont seriously think the earth is flat do they? what fucking retards

reminder, if you don't/haven't:

>have white skin
>have a western europeon surname (exluding spain)
>lived in britain your entire life
>have parents/great grandparents that follow the previous three points

you're not british

>download LoGH
>subbed, Jap audio
All is right with the world

British cock

>transvestite
a crossdressing person, usually for sexual reasons
>transexual
someone who's transitioning to the other sex
>transgender
a confused person

What makes you think it isn't?

I travelled in a straight line and eventually returned to my point of origin.

Like a lot of these silly things it started out as a hoax, but schizophrenics and black americans started to believe these things because they're mentally unstable.

*wipes away a tear*
Beautiful.

Background: we're both 21, Hispanic & Asian. Been together for 8 months now.

We've been talking about sharing her for about a month now. It started with us talking about kinks we'd like to explore and I told her I wanted her to fuck other guys. She's always been a very kinky type so it wasn't like a "what do you mean? Our we over?" But her response was curiosity, so we went from there. After talking about it more, she said she was interested. Our boundaries were very simple and set. She can go off and do whatever while I work/go out, as long as she's honest about when she does do something.

Fast forward to tonight, I get a snap. It's her at an apt saying "how did I end up at a guy's dorm?" I messaged her asking if she's with a guy right now?

Not the best message came. One hour later, sends a message, "worst sex ever." Then she gives me a call.

I'm honestly really excited that we finally had our first experience, even though it wasn't the best. We laughed about it over the fun. Here's how it went down.

The guy was a friend she knew from high school and he just started going to her university. He invited her over and they were talking, she's been telling me over the weeks that she's really horny to try fucking another guy and telling me. So, naturally, they started making out.

He started fingering her and she said he had a thick cock that she really wanted to sit on. She pulled it out and... He came in two strokes. She was obviously disappointed and couldn't stop telling me how good his cock felt in her.

She told me she asked another friend out for this weekend so here's hoping she gets fucked better by the new guy.

Anyway, pretty excited and had to share. If anyone has suggestions on how we can enjoy this more, let me know! Pictures may come if she's comfortable with it.

>transvestite
someone wearing clothing of the opposite sex (for girls it doesn't really work though so just blokes in skirts)
>transexual
someone with the genital members of another sex (tranny)
>transgender
someone who thinks he's from the other sex but who's still normal on the outside

bet if i had a flag that stood out i'd get more (You)'s

not wrong

you would

It does not work for me.

>And once again she's calling
>Across the Empire wide,
>And all her Empire answers:
>"You'll find us at your side"

Don't forget this, Britain

>put on my watch
>tighten it up
>too loose
>tighten it by one
>too tight

Ahh yes, very good.

>tfw you will never be dutch

>wearing a leather strap

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I'm very comfortable with this feel

Do something.
Go outside, go for a walk or go trainspotting or something.
Masturbate.
Watch a film or a tv show
Go to the gym

do anything

Northern Ireland doesn't look like that.

Just posted in the old thread on accident
Don't judge me

Basically the situation is that last year we moved up to Seattle and my wife took a job as a graphic designer...at a sex toy company. I'd say we're really vanilla and sex was never a really big thing in our relationship, but neither of us are really shy about it either so she didn't think it would be that big of a deal. It's not really, and she loves it, but almost everyone else there is super sexual and even kinky. They're all also women, so they talk about stuff like 24/7.

Wife has become friends with a lot of them, which is awesome, they're all really cool people and a lot like us in a lot of ways and just incredibly good hearted. One of them that my wife is closest to is super open, super kinky, and a submissive - to a guy that's not her husband. After a while of them knowing each other she explained all this to my wife and said they have a cuckold relationship.

I've met her husband and he is an awesome dude but I get why he doesn't dom her, he's really shy and kinda nerdy (as is she) and he and I have become pretty good friends because we're very similar as well. We haven't talked about this though.

When my wife relayed all of this to me she basically said like her friend is living the dream, maybe we should try this too. I kind of laughed it off but she's brought it up a number of other times and last week she really said that she'd actually be interested in this if it's something I'm into.

I'm wondering though, is this even cuckolding? It seems a lot of posting here is about the woman being dominant over the man but in her friends relationship that isn't the case per se so should I be looking into something else? I don't know, or at least think, that my wife wants a dom per se but I think that the idea of herbeing with someone different in that way and maybe kinky or even really into sex is part of it

Just got an advert for Grindr on YouTube

Not good

>tfw you will never be a deity

No you're not.

probably in the top 4 strongest people on this general

they're like the swedes
being cucks is in their genes desu

oh thats your wifey wifey wifey wifey ?

i think i like her like her like her like her

>tfw 5 inch dick
anyone else here cursed?

would be heartbreaking to see your wife getting shagged

panda panda panda panda panda

>3.5 inches

not 1 word

*farts*

*looks about worriedly for a few seconds*

*turns to the pakistani*

oi mate did you just fart? you've stunk the place out!

*giggles as everyone blames the paki*

have you had sex?

I would literally rather shoot my gf and then myself rather than see her get fucked

ponies desu

*murders the nonce*

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howling at you mongs being insecure because of everything that isn't perfect or above average in your life
a girl isn't going to run away once she sees your small willy

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the gf