Holy shit

holy shit

that's why we all live on the beach

I'd get burned so badly if I went there, my pure white skin wasn't designed for such intense sunlight

>all those hottest dates being 50 to 100 years ago

B-but I thought the world was warming?

>50.7ºC

And I thought Tasmania was a cool place

>2009 is 50 to 100 years ago
Did you know that Power puff girls came out 70 years ago?
really makes you think

I know, right? I saw it snowing last year.. isn't global warming supposed to melt snow? Hmm...

>January

>meanwhile 900 Brits die after a week of 30°C weather
lol

We would adapt after a few months. Aussies are just Brits who have been forced to live down under, so after a while we would be fine.

as happened with them a few die first

I visited Sydney last December and got my first sunburn ever, with skin peeling of my nose. Never thought that I am able to get a sunburn.

There summer is our winter

All of those inland spots are places no one ever goes

kek when it's 23 degrees here you hear about it on the news and everyone flocks to the beach/park

Now you know why most Aussies live underground.

The nationwide highest is probably something in death valley but I know the highest in Arizona was a 128 in Havasu.

Hottest single day != Average Temperature

>50°
How can they even suffer this heat?

Are they some kind of super-human?

whats the humidity like?

summers in michigan never get too hot but the humidity can be devastating....

30c is barely liveable fuuuuuuckk

It's 60% sometimes, most live near the coast so the winds keep us cool

Are euros the world's weakest people? 30c is too hot? But they also have no cold weather, no natural disasters, no wild animals, no guns. It's like building a country after you selected the easy difficulty setting.
In fact, there is so little to worry about that they have to war each other for fun.

That's not so bad
>It was during the July heat wave of 1995 that the highest dew point of all was measured in the Upper Midwest: 90° at Appleton, Wisconsin at 5 p.m. on July 13th of that summer. The air temperature stood at 101° in Appleton at that time leading to a heat index reading of 148 degrees Fahrenheit
> or 68.5 degrees celsius

That house looks comfy af.

Nah mate, they were driven down there by the Emus.

Goddamn. Phoenix's record high is 122F/50C, and Death Valley's is 134F/57C. Only comparatively few Americans live in those areas, and almost all Aussies live in comparable areas.

>and almost all Aussies live in comparable areas.
Lol, no they don't

>and almost all Aussies live in comparable areas.
Kek, no. If we did we'd die of dehydration , our interior is too hot and dry

It's almost as if civilizations prosper in safer living conditions.

...

Have you ever heard of those places before? No one lives there, and that's why

Everywhere in that image is a literally who meme town except hobart

do the kangaroos shed their fur or do they cook to death?

How much would I have to pay you to live here?

>tfw 182cm 58 kg
This is literally how i look like

Kangaroos outnumber Australians by 3 to 1 so hopefully

comfy af
id literally spend all day in the outback

they actually dig little holes in the shade of scraggly gum trees because the ground is a fairly constant temperature (like 18 C or something, don't quote me on it) once you get about 2 feet down, and they're mainly active when the heat of the day hasn't really set in (generally around dawn-11 am)

>americans are this dumb

The worst thing about this is that Australia is full of retards that deny climate change

>what is averages
>somewhere hot as fuck is staying hot as fuck
>this means global warming isnt real even though the rest of the world is getting hotter on average

If I had access to internet and TV then 300k a year

No internet and TV then about 600k a year.

>no one ever goes
>Birdsville

What an ironic time to be saying that.

Christ mate

I'm 175 56kg and I'm cutting down to nothing

Superhuman shitposting.

>wanting to die of Radon poisoning

>Aussies live on real life Tatooine

Pretty cool

>it's always a fucking leaf posting this whiny liberal bullshit
Typical.