What is your country really good at?

What is your country really good at?

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mrdr

if I knew I'd tell you

Being a big guy for you.

Fucking up.

Almost doing something right and then fucking it all up.
Existing despite all the historical fuck ups.

The Olympics.

Food.

>National Bureau of Shitposting
>Annual budget: $1.92 billion (AUD)
>Staff: 7450 full-time, 8000-9000 casual and seasonal

You tell me.

Cars

Being fuccbois

Naval warfare. You taught us well papa, now we carry the torch.

Aircrafts and wine

Beer.
Meth.
Prostitutes.

Tetris and squatting.

rooting ur mum

I wanted to add vodka, but then, I like Scandinavia's vodkas more.

Isn't Brazil one of the better South American countries?

nothing... not even pizza

Winning wars
Making movies beloved by the entire planet
Having the best universities in the world
Innovating new technologies
Writing the most intelligent and artistically advanced literature anybody has ever seen
Having beautiful scenery

destroying our country

finish second at international competitions

Bombing the shit out of sovereign nations.

You just have not tried samogonka, "palyonka" and triple cologne.

mort de rire mon ami?


Anyway, food and being fat.

also, human sacrifice.

Killing and destroying things tbqh.

Used to be hard work and moderation. Now it's selling the world the image we aren't nearing a societal collapse.

you do great cars, man

in Czech Republic we are all thinking "hmm, we want to be great country like Germany"

That's be Chile or Argentina

Nothing, we're spineless pieces of shit that live on a dreary grey island full of absolute scum. I'd piss on the people here if they were on fire, but only after making sure they were already dead and my pissing wouldn't benefit them in any way.

somebody's been playing too much Postal

Bending ourselves over for the politicians to ram our asses.

Debts

Being the center of everything

Siesting and fiesting

No. Unless you are mega rich

Everything

Be boring

riding bicycles
producing quality cheese

Center of mass*

>Argentina
hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

That's nice to hear. Your country is also nice

Paki? I'm guessing a paki.

The UK is good at pretty much everything. We might not be the top any more, but look at figures for anything essential to a nation, and we're usually in the top 5.

Import and export trade, education, contribution to science and technology, millitary strength. Then of course you have our cultural reach. Actors, comedians, singer/songwriters, best electronic music scene in the world, incredibly good at sports, literally beat China in the olympics.

No one can compete desu, apart from USA, which is basically UK 2.0. Whether they like to admit it or not.

In that you're so fat that you have a gravitational pull, so things naturally orbit around you?

>Which is basically UK 2.0

Shut your mouth

Earthquakes

kek

Home made animus And then mango.

;^)

Eating

>2010
cuando me desperte ya habia pasado... solo vi la lampara del techo moviendose

Skiing and welfare

cook dogs

Also making good beers at a handle-able size with a good amount of foam.

And making dikes of course.

The UK has a long a proud tradition of genocide, and I hope we continue this tradition well into the future

Violence, drugs and corruption

>quality cheese

tasteless crap. UK and France make the only good cheese. Netherlands and Switzerland are just wannabes

cocaine

You dare to insult gouda?

Pretty much this except we basically fuck up while we're doing the something "right". We don't need to ruin it at the end, we can start ruining it from the start so people of all generations can complain.

Performing well under incredibly disadvantageous statistical odds and/or circumstances.

>winning wars
>intelligent literature
hahaha , this is the real list
Burgers are good at making burgers
finding reasons to bomb people
finding reasons to shoot people
making consumer appliances
buying consumer appliances

you do have some nice scenery tho

Obviously, we fail at the easy tasks, which are most of them.

Might as well eat solidified air.

Killing Russians + pic related

Literature and linguistics

Being the best at everything.

Apparently, we are pretty good at math

see

Killing druggies at the moment.

Particularly sniping them

Ice Hockey

this

self hating

delet this

still lmaoing at over the World Championships

it was gud game tho. luv u

Everything.

same

not coups obviously

Perversion

MEMES
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Flowers

Pobres hermanos

Doesn't your name mean "land of the silver" in greek or something? It's rather fitting, then.

>tfw not even the best at being fat anymore because mexico took that from us

Is it, though? Is it really?

medalspercapita.com/

Building infrastructure really quickly and attracting attention for stupid shit.

depression

kek

>medals per capita
>when individual/team entries are capped at a specific number

Yeah in what world does that make mathematical sense?

War
Vodka
Literature

Not much really desu
Sheep shagging if you want to be a memelord

Cuisine and food. It used to be good at military.

Invading other people. Having everything double the size of the other guy.

Corruption, racism, drinking, producing rose oil, being irreparably pessimistic about absolutely everything.

We are generally chill people though and can take/dish out some decent bantz. And we got some pretty impressive nature over here, too bad out politicians are too fucking dumb to cash on all that.

Pic related - the seven lakes of Rila mountain.

coke

Expanding business.

Suicide

Sharting in mart :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

making cars