Every leader your nation has ever had gather together, each at the prime of their healths. They eat a hearty dinner at the white house banquet hall, and then proceed into the White House ballroom, where the doors lock behind them. They gather in a circle along the walls, and then they pick up a Gerber LHR combat knife and proceed to fight to the death.
>your cunt >what happens
>Columbia, the gem of the sea >Theodore Roosevelt is the obvious winner, with Abraham Lincoln coming in second place >Andrew Jackson comes in third >Jefferson kills John Adams >Jackson pockets the knife and beats John Quincy Adams to death with his cane >At the start of the event, everyone bum-rushes Obama >Washington is among the top ten >The Bushes and Reagan team up, kick commie ass (i.e. Johnson and FDR) >Nixon and Kennedy each die early on, but both give inspirational speeches to their killers. Their killers feel empowered, knowing that they truly live for the American Dream >Taft dies of a heart attack at the start of the event It should be noted that FDR got polio at a young age, so he was about nine years old at the prime of his health. Luckily, he's got uncle Teddy to protect him. Unfortunately, FDR's basically a commie (see above)
Nolan Lewis
>Some context: 1st Dynasty: fought the moors/Spaniards all their lives -> absolute tough as nails badass patriots, built the nation 2nd Dynasty: sailed the Sea and built an empire -> smart fellas, visionary, built the empire 3rd Dynasty: Spanish kings, fucked up the empire via neglect -> cunts, 4th Dynasty: managed to recuperate a bit, but started spending money in worthless shit -> idiots and fools
1st Republic: huge cluster fuck of presidents being deposed and killed -> idiots 2nd Republic: authoritarian regime (Salazar) -> stern, dictator 3rd Republic: incompetent tit-sucking socialists who got their place by making people scared of the right wing. ->idiots
>Since most of them are parents/sons because kings work like that, and we had like 40 something presidents and 30 kings. Every single first dynasty king attacks the 2nd dynasty (Iberian Union Kings, Spanish) and beat them to a pulp.
Then they turn to all the 1st and 3rd republics' presidents and kill them too.
Then turn to the third dynasty and kick their asses for wasting so much money and doing stupid shit.
All while the second dynasty ones start working on ways of making Portugal relevant again via advancing technology.
After the beating, the 1st dynasty makes the 2nd dynasty's projects true thanks to their absolute badassery. Salazar serves them all tea/Brazilian coffee because he was a history-boo.
Afonso I, Dinis, João II and Manuel I all hug because hey were the best.
Hunter Wright
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Asher Moore
Putin uses some of his judo tricks and gets out. The others are unsuccessfully trying to kill undead Lenin.
Benjamin Powell
Really only one way to find out
James Ortiz
doing this
Chase Hughes
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Josiah Jackson
k
Aaron Ortiz
Wow, Bush Daddy really is an hero
Carter Cox
kek
Jonathan Gutierrez
Grant will win
Oliver Diaz
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Cameron Peterson
k
Levi Morris
welp, there goes jackson - so much for that
Carter Reyes
Dubya is cold
Noah Watson
I wish I had this many dead presidents
Liam Moore
this guy looks like he is up to something...
Brandon Parker
Well yeah, that's Nixon
Of course he's up to something
Elijah Foster
Took him to the Theater
Grayson Peterson
this swag cunt will kill them all
Juan Thomas
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Hunter Wilson
>Garfield dies from hunger
Julian Moore
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Christopher Roberts
It would Bismarck strangling everybody
James Taylor
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Kayden Stewart
hey, hey, LBJ, how many presidents did you kill today?
the answer is one
Brayden Brown
...
Nathaniel Jenkins
.....
Brayden Young
moving on
Kayden Miller
cleveland down
Adrian Nelson
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Isaac Hall
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Josiah Ramirez
another one down
Joshua Ortiz
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Liam Sanchez
F
Wyatt Lee
too much sparing of life going on here
Christopher Young
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Landon Ross
man these presidents have something against killing each other
Dylan Anderson
no deaths since last nightfall, here's a status update
Justin Hughes
washington getting told
Jacob Miller
Reagan with the double kill
Asher Martinez
Reagan keeps it coming
Isaiah Russell
Reagan leaves a trail of blood in his wake
Levi Collins
and he's down
Chase Allen
Gerald Ford is criminally absent from your post
>Lt Commander in the Navy >Big 10 football star
Bentley Howard
nearing the end now
Cooper Garcia
and yet he dies running, to dubya of all people
Jace Barnes
>WHAT ARE THOOOOSE!!??
Nolan Martinez
Then there were three - Tricky Dick, Fallout Boy, and General Whiskey
