/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

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I SAAAAAAAY! HEY! HEY! HEY! START: DASH!

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Obama's best speech Tbh.

check this song

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im so tired but i have to read this dumb fucking case from the 1600s by tomorrow or ill look like an idiot if i get called on. i could make more coffee but that just makes me need to shit.

Homework shouldn't exist niggas

fantastic

Professors and nerds are hoes and shit
they can lick on the nut and suck the dick and get the fuck out and to they run

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE.....

me on the left but on the right when I'm dreaming

lol just took a shower

what time do you wake up?

calling the water police on you RIGHT NOW

Who is this busty beauty?

You're right that is funny.

6am - and you?

you are still circumcised tho

I used filtered piss bottle urine.

ah, ok

as long as you're not using it to water your lawn

my father lives in Cali and he know someone that called the cops on for running sprinklers on their off day (their only permitted to do so once a week)

you niggas live on the coast

just bucket that water over

I just want to start my own hardware and electronic manufacturing plant before I turn 30, employ undergrads and sell cheap knock offs to willing north american buyers.
Everything is possible in life? right?

>tfw teacher
>tfw the studesnt faces when I order them to do homework

thats what you take for talking in my class you little shithead

SAVAGE

wew buds too drunk to do the grammar

forgive me

megume

Chinese minimum wage is now higher than mexico's iirc. Just get connections and convince them to change their manufacturing here

I'm honestly surprised I'm uncircumcised.

Thanks Mom and Dad for not being barbarians

do you like my stars? do they look exotic?

They should have put all that bullet train money into some desalinization plants. Liberals are fucking retarded though, what can you do?

>teacher
what grade?

Have a good night, /cum/

I love you guys!

english teacher, I teach all ages

good night best mexican state

love you 2

how is the pay for teachers in Mexico?

In America it's absolutely fucked unless you go into administration.

I passed all of the English levels in one test at my Uni.

Doesn't make any sense to me. High school I presume? Any slutty Mexicana qt's in class?

merleposting is the new glenposting
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Uncle is a self made millionaire in the transportation industry and the person next in line of him is basically my brother.
So I have a 1% chance of pulling this shit off in the next 7 years, more than enough possibilities for me.

>you will never be a Germanic tribesman slaughtering Roman legions in the forests of your homeland

Hopefully you're working in a decent school.
If you were working in a shit-tier school, like the Hauptschule here, I'd honestly feel sorry for you.

>you will never be a gaul beating up romans for shits and giggles, going on adventures, and eating boar

>2013-2015
>Getting into right wing politics
>dropping pseudo alt-right jokes and shit in conversation
>actually say "human biodiversity" in reference to neanderthal and denisovan addmixture in various populations
>Mid-2015, get uncomfortable with that kind of shit
>stop being aut-righter, drift back towards center or center-right
>Suddenly "alt-right" blows up in the news
>mfw

It was never supposed to get serious god damn it

Can I marry your sister? I can make her happy and we can watch chinese cartoons together.

>Konami responded to most questions from the official Metal Gear Solid Twitter account.

>"Mission 51 is not complete, its development was cancelled prior to the initial release of The Phantom Pain. The ending isn’t and never has been missing, but this is a prequel game to Metal Gear (released 1987) Mission 51 is additional story content that was cancelled before development finished, but its definitely not the ending"

Liberals try to attach labels to things. It's a meaningless buzzword. DNC is trying to create a boogeyman.

No. If anyone's gonna fuck my sister, it's gonna be my dad.

Southern culture sounds interesting mate

>he had his dick circumcised (mutilated) when he was only an infant

If you are circumcised consider suicide

>tfw you touch your tippy wippy and feel the pleasure the uncircumcised (niggers) will never feel

americut detected

I meant to say circumcised

too much penis talk, desu

>tfw I avoided being circumcised when I was a baby because the doctor said my dick was too small

>as an infant
better than being circumcised as an adult lol

Considered

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need a movie to watch tomorrow

what should it be?

Harold and Kumar

omg depression lol sadness

seen em all already

shitmerica

Boogie Nights

saw that too

and magnolia, inherent vice, and the master

Have your watched any Ingmar Bergman?

yah

Das Leben der anderen - The Lives of Others

wanna recommend Fanny and Alexander even though it's a mini series but it's really good

or The White Ribbon by Haneke if you really want a movie

Gettin' fucking lit on this shit right now. TWO BAGS.

Commando

fuck the usa

both sound good, but Im leaning towards something less dark

as much as I love Ahnuld's greatest movie, I need to space out the number of times I rewatch it

oops, sorry. Here are your (You)s. Don't spend them all in one place.

>leaning towards something less dark
Muriel's Wedding is my favorite comedy

>less dark

Have you seen the shitshow that is Jupiter Ascending?

i know you can destroy me with your superior technology, but i don't care, you hear that america, I DON'T FCKIN CARE

Blue Ruin.

*summons superior technology*
*destroys schizo Swede*

You're right, you don't care, not anymore.

FUCK U

>when a mod messages you and tells you to keep yp the good posts

*starts charging final attack*

haven't been this drunk in a long time

feeling nauseous

Why aren't my queer extra flags botnet workin'?

no one uses extra fags anymore

>german "Humor" and film industry are both almost none existend.
"Werner - Beinhart" was is relatively known, but I don't know if there's an english dub. "Goodbye Lenin" is okay too and the chance that there's an english version is higher.

fuck you arizona seriously?


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Why does the merger with /mena/ always fail?

what a rousing speech.

it does sometimes, but mostly due to timezones and lack of posters from mena

>I will never go back to early 2007/2008 Runescape

nostalgia is for the weak

find fun now

>tfw mexican ex-bfs don't want to buy me tickets
I'm stucked here, lads.

Literally nothing wrong with indulging in a little nostalgia as long as you don't let in consume you.

nostalgia is great, but it only goes so far

trying to recapture it and elongate it is the problem

god dammit, dont you die on me this early

WAHHH

oh hi /cum/-chan

Hello, Canada!

trump is winning again

prepare for more manufactured controversy

Well, he's going to Mexico so they have a lot to work with.

how is that controversial?