ITT: Act as stereotypically Italian as possible

>mfw I makea finea italiana saucea!

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I'm gonna eat a bunch of salted food, go to church, and call pedestrians faggots for walking across the street when the walk signal is on.

I can't decide whether or not it's too early to move out of my parents, I'm only 40.

Also my Nonna's [insert whatever dish is popular in that region] is the best.

Friends, I watched Fellini Roma the other week and realized that there's no such thing as stereotypes about everyday Italian folk, only truths.

That dried fish bullshit that begins with a B

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I lost my five brothers and six sisters in yet another Earthquake! Oh, Mio Dio! When will they stop?

AHHH MAMMA U MAKE A DA BEST MEATBALL

>ywn be italian
so close yet so far

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AYYYY NONNA! THIS LASAGNA IS DELICIOSO!! CARLUCCI THAT TERRONE FUCKER, IF I SEE HIM INSULT MY MAMAS MEATBALL RECIPE AGAIN IMA SMACK HIM UPSIDE DA HEAD

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE ROACHES WILL NOT LEAVE

I SLAPA U FACE AEUH

Mamma mia the ground she is a shaking!

kek'd

Too soon, but funny.

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Presenting Aakhri Pasta from Bollywood.

Video related - youtube.com/watch?v=VnioJ-OHqOA

THAT"S A SPIEEECY MEAT-A-BALLA

ISTRIA, FIUME E DALMAZIA
NE SLOVENIA, NE CROAZIA

Bonus:
Buongiorno Italia, buongiorno Maria,
con gli occhi pieni di malinconia.
Buongiorno Dio, lo sai che ci so anch'io

zitti animali

*spikes up hair*
*puts on a ridiculously deep v-neck and very tight white jeans*
*puts on Gigi D'agostino and fist pumps*

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bad posts

good post

these posts are really mean you know, mama mia

>literally every Italian teenager on Periscope

Ei! Ou! Cameriere! Macaroni a la Berlusconi por favore! Subito, subito, ma dai!

kek

>buy caravan
>go to greece
>drive like a madman on the wrong lane

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That feel when you'll never be part of this scene.

lel

Fucking Renzi ruining the job industry!
I can't find a steady job!
>said by people who voted Renzi on the last elections.

Mama i must say you something... Sulla schiena la tua crema per proteggermi dal sol Quanto è gaia la papaya che sentiamo dentro al cuor?. Io rimango come un mango da aprire qui per te Mangio e godo l'avocado guacamole su di me, alle Hawaii Prima lo prendi e poi lo dai E ci investe un fiotto di latte di cocco Alle Hawaii prima lo prendi e poi lo dai Giunge dalla costa un ritmo pederasta Tropicanal Tropicanal.

Persi tra le onde noi gole profonde Tropicanal Tropicanal Al chiaro di luna bagnati dalla spuma, Tra le palme bocche colme di quel succo tropical Sul mio viso all'improvviso uno spruzzo vien dal mar Abbracciamo un cormorano e balliamo notte e dì Tra i delfini che carini ballo ballo come un freak Alle Hawaii Prima lo prendi e poi lo dai E ci investe un fiotto di latte di cocco Alle Hawaii prima lo prendi e poi lo dai Giunge dalla costa un ritmo pederasta Tropicanal Tropicanal Persi tra le onde noi gole profonde Tropicanal Tropicanal Al chiaro di luna bagnati dalla spuma.

Dilatiamo i nostri cuori per ricevere l'amore Ballo tra le onde infrante Ballo ballo tra le sfrante Caldo, turgido e duro Nelle mani ho un paguro Tra i garriti dei gabbiani Dischiudiamo i nostri ani I nostri ani Tropicanal Tropicanal Persi tra le onde noi gole profonde Tropicanal Tropicanal Al chiaro di luna bagnati dalla spuma. Alle Hawaii Prima lo prendi e poi lo dai Alle Hawaii Prima lo prendi e poi lo dai.

>Fucking Tsipras ruining the job industry!
>I can't find a steady job!
>said by people who voted Tsipras on the last elections.


Is Renzi really such a gigantic rude cunt or was this some kind of "power-play" on his part to make Schulz feel smaller or to show in Italy that he is really in charge? Talking about this video:

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He's obsessed with his phone.

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In Spain it is even more absurd.

>Fucking Rajoy i can find a job!
>What is the problem now?
>Rajoy is neo nazi.
>What?

I do not know a more incoherent that my people, they are now demanding more taxes,

Madman
Greatest ally

Why are our countrymen so stupid? Is it impossible for there to exist a beautiful sunny Mediterannean country with nice food and not be populated by donkeys?

Renzi and Tsipras must have the same English teacher:

Renzi:
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Tsipras:
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BASED

How so?
How is possible that people would prefer more taxes?
We have taxes for fucking everything.
>Tax for living in your home, now deprecated
>tax for watching TV even if someone doesn't have a TV
>bunch of minitaxes from the past wars pesting our fuel cost.
>Rather high value added tax (22%) augmented by 1% on oct 2013
>tax on the Gigabytes (look on SIAE)

Thick as thieves (literally)

>Why are our countrymen so stupid?

Socialist propaganda, When Franco died socialist propaganda are in tv 24/7.

>How is possible that people would prefer more taxes?

As I said here people believe that socialism is the solution to everything; And this is precisely the problem we have in Spain, too socialism, we may well leave the EU if Spain stops subsidizing stupid things, like... The Andalusian association of Roma women (one million euros), we are not so dependent on Europe because much of our exports go to Latin America.

Although each day is much less popular socialism, the SJW are increasingly hated and liberalism is very strong everyday ago.

We have all of those:
+ Tax if your car is over 2000cc
+ many others

Also:
>Tax for living in your home, now deprecate
The tax is applied not to the market price but to the stamp price of the house, which is of course higher in many cases.

>How is possible that people would prefer more taxes?

YOU DON´T WAN´T A 52% WORK TAXES? YOU ARE RACIST AND SEXIST!!!! Basically that, i don´t understand why are you surprised, Europe is just crap.

>Socialist propaganda,
But Scandi countries are full-socialist and SJW and they're not retarded like us.

I dunno man.
The worst part is that nearly anyone want to learn something about our political state.
I see everyday people that share fake info on facebook without even searching a source first on google to see if the article is truthful.

>52% work taxes
and here I was feeling miserable to have something like 45% work taxes, but 52% is obscene.

That's literally every country on Earth. Old lazy fucks and young millennial retards read only the title and dump it on Facebook only what fits their agenda.

Most of them don't have a basic grasp of economics/history so they wouldn't be able to understand anyway.

Automation will probably save this region. Just transfer all administration and planning to AI computers and we go to the beach and hit on girls.

Because our socialist propaganda is Chavist not scandi, and the practical difference is BRUTAL.

To give you an example, the leader of the third largest party in Spain said "I wanted to flog to death" a famous actress, feminists applauded his declaration. The hispanic socialism is "Long live to the lider, viva el comandante X!".

The main reason because they hate Rajoy because it is not the professor Iglesias, none other, you an example, Spain has a bad the time, we are one hour ahead; Rajoy would put it well and made a demonstration because it was "a neo-Nazi decision" other? some time ago a firefighter killed a dog that was infected with ebola and made mass demonstrations, but when people become infected dog waste (poop) applauded SJW associations to pressure the government not to treat those people.

Greek Tax System vs UK
(for non-wage workers, wage workers pay even more)

>and here I was feeling miserable to have something like 45% work taxes, but 52% is obscene.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJ THE NEONAZI RACIST SEÑORES!!! >>>:(

They are so irrational that at this point I have to assume they are provocateurs. In Greece for example, it has been proven multiple times that Syriza works for pic-related.

And it's important to remind people what services Britons get in return for that 13.36% and what we get in return for that 42%. It's depressing.

Why is it even bothering with the same numeric income if the're in different currencies?

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Same shit here.

Spain is not dependent on the Jews; Always they show little interest in my country. SJW here receive the money directly from Venezuela indeed, several leaders of political parties in Spain have corruption cases in Venezuela.

To make the calculations easier to follow I suppose?

Cazzo di terroni

Do you think it would be better or worse under EU superstate?

What zone could be defined "terrona" on France?

Corsica?

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Very good post

SHART ON VESPA

Worse, future opportunities with Franco were considerably higher, so imagine how we would be without the EU without a dictator.

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>cuts hair like favourite football player
>prays to small statue of virgin mary
>puts on puffer jacket
>is xenophobic towards people from town 3 miles down the road

EVERYDAY AND
EVERY NIGHT
I ALWAYS DREAM THAT YOU ARE BY MY SIDE
OH BABY
EVERY DAY AND EVERY NIGHT

>is xenophobic towards people from town 3 miles down the road
Kek

>is xenophobic towards people from town 3 miles down the road
Accurate as fuck

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