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absolutely will NOT post in that thread edition

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korean pop?

About to shart lads, want pics?

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Tim?

Tim!?

TIM!!!!

every time i travel i wear my swedish pants, swedish singlet, swedish snapback just to let the dirty foreigners know who the fuck their dealing with!!!!!

post bangers

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>tim is literally sat in his flat surrounded by the corpses of the two bailiffs he killed this morning waiting for the police to knock the door

a tragic, almost Kafkaesque conclusion to the saga

This kills the british

I wouldn't post ''korean pop'' if I was you unless you can evade

(dynamic IP)

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They do it all the time. Now my ex's mutual friends all know I like to choke bitches, licking feet and pussy. They also know I like older women
>mfw m8s all joke about me fucking their mums
>mfw I would genuinely fuck most of their mums without a second thought

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>bi
>not 100% powerfuck in the streets of falconia gay4guts
I'm pretty sure this is how Berserk will end.

>so I told the primeminister to hold a referendum and he actually did it the madman!

Ah yes, dynamic ip

>the Turks are whiter than the British army is

Thought I was gonna go downstairs but nope, party is happening downstairs.

what genetic disorder does this nigger have?

p-pay reparations for Gallipoli and the death march from Kut
t. british ancestors fought at gallipoli

one can dream

ah yes I'll definitely be playing this computer game haha

>mfw a gay Brit officer and a bunch of Beduin dirty camel fuckers stopped the Ottoman empire in its tracks

>briteeth

you don't have one?

being black

shit

>implying Berserk will end
The ride never ends

why is scandinavia invading /brit/

go away

indeed.

Accidentally took 6 tabs of acid in my bag to work yesterday and forgot that I had it with me, so left it there overnight

Lucky security didn't go through it fucks sake

started calling people 'old son' like some sort of minor character from Fawlty Towers

don't think it'll catch on

isn't the other class a paki?

you're welcome to repay the favor

hrm
ah yes
dang whitey making those poor Indian and blacks fight every battle alone while he was off sipping tea.

/brit/ - british thread

the bastard will die before he finishes it

Rick Astley is a criminally underrated act

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I get more birds than you fucking pedo, you¨'re a pedo senpai i fuck your nan

>no france
>every other army is black
Fucking swedes ruin everything

i definitely don't care enough to do that. just would rather you guys left

>in 10 days it will be exactly 1 (one) year since I last had sex

can feel myself becoming a virgin again lads

>went to the Co for some Lucozade sport to refuel myself after a 3 hour edge session
>didn't realise that there was cum on my t-shirt till I was at the till

Haha it was a black t-shirt as well lads.

Just kill me.

On the bus on my own lads

Might start wanking

>t. Syrian virgin

>tfw will never live in blackpool

Just got back from work and was at school earlier, dunno if im fucked with lifting weights im a bit knackered

what do you reckon?

norway is better than you and always will be

it's alright I'm fairly sure I went for about 2 hours at work earlier with my flies open

>>every other army is black
every European army is black because Europeans didn't fight in WWI at all but made all the blacks fight and die.
millions of poor Africans died in Verdun, PAshondale, Galipoli all while not a single white man died.

youtube.com/watch?v=QwGqBLSkNlw

V A P O R W A V E

*pulls willy out*

*you start sucking it*

>It's shit because it forces you to play as a black person not because it's an ea game
getting TIRED of YOU people tbqh

made this, please do it

WE

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Well of course that goes without saying

0 is an odd number

stay woke

why would you want to live in blackpool?

It's a shithole full of pakis, white trash and trannies

I wanna live there just for banter

Hmm... yes.
This is totally not politically motivated historical revisionism.

Do you think it's possible for Tim to acknowledge his madness?

Like if someone sat him down and calmly explained to him and showed him his own YT channel where he makes multiple of the exact same video every single day where he does and says the exact same things. Would he be able to have any sort of self awareness?

Ah yes, Canada at its finest shitposting.

because swedes love pakis

What should I have for lunch lads

I don't know how to use lad
does it mean desu or something like that?

racist

>norway is better than you and always will be
you do realise that's aa bad of an insult as saying Ireland is better than you.
lmao who cares. I thought you'd have better banter

Can someone link me some good videos where Tim conspires to himself over the dentist?

thanks x

Having seen /Sverigetråden/ i would have to agree

Lads Hirohito added a cool new feature. If you put a song name in 'Options' and someone replies to you the song starts playing.
Try replying now to see what song I put in it, you'd never guess.

>Non-English counties are included
shan't be doing this

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You use it like you would use "boyo"

post almost brought me to tears

reminded me of this
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BUM

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>Hirohito
hiroyuki

give it up leave
everyone is black because you can't customise your soldier in the beta

GOD DAMN! that ass is majestic

>hates the north
>neutral to scotland
bremainer detected

>boyo"
sorry but I've never said it im my life
you mean dayo?

Nice version

>full of pakis
It's 96.6% white, m8

well the right of life comes before the right of property, but then again a natural phenomena such as a loose unstoppable trolley is beyond our control and we don't know where the other track leads .
Also according to nietzche it would be beneficial for us not to pull it in order to feel the power of life and death and so progress our minds as power is the true meaning in life.

>Swedes

Well, time to leave

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everyone post your favourite girl name

>he likes my cousins' county, wiltshire

You're okay, buddy.

>all these JFs in my /brit/

Just fuck off already

*in

JFs?

No, boyo is irish for lad

How do you make t-shirts not shrink in the wash?

if this were /eng/ I'd agree with you

time for a poo i think

brb

Lads, if you could only afford one pair of shorts, which colour would you get?

2bh he needs to be dosed with some LSD so he can sit down and assess his life.

Too bad that after he did he'd probably kill himself since his madness stems from him refusing to deal with his insecurities.

Better to live in madness than die in misery, eh?

Good map

Yeah sorry but I don't want to be a little Englander you stupid poortherner

Johnny Foreigners