19 year old Cunt here. I want to move to either: Norway, Denmark, Sweden, Iceland, The Netherlands or... Finland (stinky in Helsinki). Obviously I will go to one for a holiday for a while to see how things are but as an English speaking person which country is the simplest to adapt to and learn the language etc to live in for a few years.
/Scandinavia (plus Netherlands [plus finland])/
Whatever you do, do not come here.
I recommend Portugal
We hold no fear to armies of allah
Though they are many and their power is great
But when they arrive with their armies vast
They'll flee when our warriors march on the field
We don't need a plan, just point out the way
We'll strike like a thunderbolt unto the fray
Join us in battle, fight by our side
And you'll end in Valhalla the day you die
Onwards into battle, sons of the north
Glory awaits when we're marching forth
Onwards into battle, show your worth
Our warcry alone will tremble the earth
Go to denmark, don't go to norway (I'm going there)
no stinky helsinkians pls
Nah I might go to Norway I watched a couple of Simpsons episodes and the Norwegians seem real nice, the Icelandic a very easy type of people, the Swedish very cold and murdery and the Danish seemed "eh"
sweden, norway, denmark and netherlands are all good at english, finland and iceland not that good
so go to albania
>as an English speaking person which country is the simplest to adapt to and learn the language
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Listen to what he has to say at the beginning
Albania can suck a fat koemelk dispenser
if you're a hot girl, you can come here.
Why would anyone in their right mind move to a shitty rock in the middle of nowhere?
>Simpsons
huh?
Coming to Homerica
It's pretty good
Chinaman just threw a bunch of bay leaves into my stir fry
Not ideal
Sweden is full, fuck off. Try Denmark.
Also, you misspelled Helsingfors.
Barleyjack
watch the edge Cuckmansdottir
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Reminder.
Reminder of what, Cuckmansdottir?
The night is coming to an end.
You wish, Cuckmansdottir.
Full of muslims maybe
Also full of faggots, and from common internet knowledge we know: OP is a faggot.
Are you seriously basing it off of a Simpsons episode? Anyway our shit is fucking expensive our bitch of a prime minister is raising the taxes on everything, she keeps on adding carbon taxes, taxes on red meat and milk.I would rather recommend the Netherlands desu. It does not have many problems we have, also naturalisation takes some time you will be paying high taxes without benefits for some time.
I was on google maps and I came across this
can you explain yourself
this is a SFW board, you can get the Faroese guy fired you know
>which country is the simplest to adapt to and learn the language
In regards to scandis, the differences are so minute that it doesn't matter. Pick the one that most closely align to your interests.
at least it isn't as flat as a Finnish trap
Get out of europe fennomaniac, at least we western finns respect scandinavians.
But that's a good thing. Mountains are literally just obstacles.
WELCOME TO THE NETHERLANDS
>no good view unless you build an expensive house near the beach or live in an apartment on the top floor
Enjoy yourself pölsegröd
>muh nature
too bad you don't get to experience it most of the time because of fog and rain in the Faroe Islands
Beats not being able to see anything but huge, old buildings everywhere
>wanting to leave AUSTRALIA for these wet cold shitholes
why?
Because Denmark is very nice.